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  • Blind leading the blind
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    Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
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    at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
    • Jun 2007
    • 240

    #211
    Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

    And the Italians stole it from the Chinese and put meat in it so therefore it is originally Chinese!
    Yeah. just thought I'd throw that in there.

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    • SHADEactionfigure
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      • Sep 2007
      • 26

      #212
      Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

      Alright, alright. What if I said that my God was a strand of grass. And then I told you to disprove it, how would you?

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      • Brother Temperance
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        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #213
        Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

        Originally posted by SHADEactionfigure View Post
        Alright, alright. What if I said that my God was a strand of grass. And then I told you to disprove it, how would you?
        With a lawnmover. Can you mangle our God up with one of those things? Didn't think so.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #214
          Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

          Originally posted by SHADEactionfigure View Post
          Alright, alright. What if I said that my God was a strand of grass. And then I told you to disprove it, how would you?
          Feed it to a heifer, then butcher the heifer for a fine, juicy steak. Only idolatrous papists and Anglican'ts think you can eat God.
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          • SHADEactionfigure
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            • Sep 2007
            • 26

            #215
            Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

            But this strand of grass is God. The all powerful God. He'll stop the lawnmover with sheer force of will.

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3330

              #216
              Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

              Originally posted by SHADEactionfigure View Post
              But this strand of grass is God. The all powerful God. He'll stop the lawnmover with sheer force of will.
              Thats just stupid.
              God would be the lawnmower and your upturned rump is the grass.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • SHADEactionfigure
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                • Sep 2007
                • 26

                #217
                Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                Why is it stupid? Because it's exactly how you defend your God? My blade of grass can't be disproven can he? He's all around us, helping us. And the universe is his will. How you possibly say that my believes are wrong? I don't see some cosmic stream of infinite knowledge sprouting from you.

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
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                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3330

                  #218
                  Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                  Well, because you are an idiot Atheist who's too afraid to admit they might be wrong and I'm an ordained Pastor in good faith at Landover Baptist Church. I am convicted in the blood of the Lamb and have Jesus in my heart while your heart is black and filled with hatred and ignorance.
                  I have the Light of The Word and you have a burnt out bulb where your faith should be.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • Poison__x
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                    • Aug 2007
                    • 174

                    #219
                    Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                    Well, because you are an idiot Atheist who's too afraid to admit they might be wrong and I'm an ordained Pastor in good faith at Landover Baptist Church. I am convicted in the blood of the Lamb and have Jesus in my heart while your heart is black and filled with hatred and ignorance.
                    I have the Light of The Word and you have a burnt out bulb where your faith should be.
                    Will you admit that you could be wrong?

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #220
                      Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                      Originally posted by SHADEactionfigure View Post
                      At one point there is Adam and Eve and their son, but... Their son meets some random other girl?
                      She wasn't some random girl. She was his sister.

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                      • roserougesang
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                        • Feb 2007
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                        #221
                        Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                        She wasn't some random girl. She was his sister.
                        So you're saying it was incest? I thought you lot were against that sort of thing.
                        "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                        • Seeker
                          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 966

                          #222
                          Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                          So you're saying it was incest? I thought you lot were against that sort of thing.
                          Um, no. It was a cool thing to do in the OT times.

                          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                          • Poison__x
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                            • Aug 2007
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                            #223
                            Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                            Um, no. It was a cool thing to do in the OT times.
                            That's gross... very...

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                            • Seeker
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                              • Aug 2007
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                              #224
                              Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                              That's gross... very...
                              Hey I agree, but I did not write the godly book. I mean how else would you get the world to populate over just like 2 people being invented?

                              That is only for starters. It gets even better as you keep reading further.

                              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
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                                #225
                                Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

                                In those days the blood was pure so it was perfectly fine. Adam and Eve had plenty of children, but who do you think THEY mated with? Each other of course!

                                God didn't forbid incest until much later.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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