[Sister Noddy]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Almost as blasphemous as a Red woman who doesn't even believe in him attempting to teach.

What's a Red woman? ... yoooou calling me that, Brother T?

... hmmm, noddy

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Ah haaaaaa! I getcha! As in ... effessem ...

... Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be your noodles ... thy noodle come, thy meatballness be done, on earth, as it is meaty in heaven ... give us this day our daily sauce ... etc etc etc

Well now, hmmm, I can just imagine what Jesus would say to that! He would say blasphemy!

Almost as blasphemous as a Red woman who doesn't even believe in him attempting to teach.

[SUV]

Re: The only REAL creator!

You mean Matt Groaning, "Creator" of the Godless "Simpsons?"

He's Hellbound. One of these days God is going to pack up him, Hellsinker and Lilith in a paper bag and toss it straight down to Hell. (Some folks call it Hades.)

You can probably even read all about it on Godly CNN if it's a slow week for Britney, Paris and the Usual Gang of Bimbosteins

[Sister Noddy]

Re: The only REAL creator!

If Jesus devoted his life to the effessem, then surely it will be so?

Ah haaaaaa! I getcha! As in ... effessem ...

... Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be your noodles ... thy noodle come, thy meatballness be done, on earth, as it is meaty in heaven ... give us this day our daily sauce ... etc etc etc

Well now, hmmm, I can just imagine what Jesus would say to that! He would say blasphemy!

... in Jesus' Name we pray, noodle nods

[PreachingthePasta2u]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Hmmm, well the truly SAVED Landoverians say they are assured of the eternity with endless beer and barbeque with Jesus Himself!

Soooo waddaya yooooou think of those meatballs, hey?

If Jesus devoted his life to the effessem, then surely it will be so?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Your server space had better be used in the most holy way possible-under the light of His gluten-based goodness. Save yourself! Strive for the eternity with endless beer and strippers!

Hmmm, well the truly SAVED Landoverians say they are assured of the eternity with endless beer and barbeque with Jesus Himself!

Soooo waddaya yooooou think of those meatballs, hey?

[PreachingthePasta2u]

Re: The only REAL creator!

We know you're full of Bologna -- this is just a tired act. Give it up already, it wastes our server space

Your server space had better be used in the most holy way possible-under the light of His gluten-based goodness. Save yourself! Strive for the eternity with endless beer and strippers!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: The only REAL creator!

I'm glad we have people with the meatballs to state the obvious on such a website is this. However, the dry and stubborn attitudes of the members is bound to stir controversy! FSM be with you!

We know you're full of Bologna -- this is just a tired act. Give it up already, it wastes our server space

[PreachingthePasta2u]

Re: The only REAL creator!

I'm glad we have people with the meatballs to state the obvious on such a website is this. However, the dry and stubborn attitudes of the members is bound to stir controversy! FSM be with you!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Hey, that reminds me of something I read in 2nd Thessalonians. Doesn't your God do the same thing in that story?

No wait, never mind. I remember now. He fools the people into disbelief because He wants to send them to Hell.

That's a different brand of humor altogether, there.

--Joe

He only fools those who'm He wants send to hell into disbelief. Not anyone else.
He doesn't fool those who'm He wants to convert as that would be counterproductive..

Are you stupid in some way, or just desperate to find any likeness between God and this pasta monster?
You're not going to find any, sonny. Give it up.

[Joe the Atheist]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Sarnov, is Flying Spaghetti Monster brand new to you or something? It was funny for a while a couple of years ago, but it's kind of run its course by now. If you want something that stays funny, might I suggest SubGenius?

So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

Hey, that reminds me of something I read in 2nd Thessalonians. Doesn't your God do the same thing in that story?

No wait, never mind. I remember now. He fools the people into disbelief because He wants to send them to Hell.

That's a different brand of humor altogether, there.

--Joe

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The only REAL creator!

First, those Joo priests were only used by God as human pens. Since it well known that Joos think of only getting up the skirts of Catholic school girls the fact that they wrote the Bible at all is clearly a miracle.

I suppose it's just more proof of GOD's awesome plan: those Jews knew that if they didn't write the Bible, then it'd be impossible for Christianity to exist, and if Christianity didn't exist, then the antichrist Pope would never have been able to fuse it with Dagonist paganism to create Mary-Worship, and Mary-Worship didn't exist then the Popish Priests would have no excuse for spending all day every day mo-"bless"-ting alterboys, and if the alterboys weren't turned into queers by the Priests then they might spend some time with the Catlick schoolgirls, and if the Catlick schoolgirls could find Catlick schoolboys their own age then they'd never settle for being groped by hook-nosed Christ-killers.

The Jews actually have a special song about all this, which they sing once a year at the start of Passover.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The only REAL creator!

So...do you want to follow an allpowerful, yet rather pasta-like creator, or a book written by goat-herding priests written 2000 years ago?

First, those Joo priests were only used by God as human pens. Since it well known that Joos think of only getting up the skirts of Catholic school girls the fact that they wrote the Bible at all is clearly a miracle.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The only REAL creator!

I gave you a chance, fair and square. So be it.
You are now on Moderation, and nothing of what you post (from now on) will be visible until we approve it.
Use this as a chance to start behaving, and stop playing around;
Do that, and you'll be off Moderation in no time.

And how are you going to shut me up?

Like I just did.

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

Re: The only REAL creator!

God allows you free will, but He doesn't want you to worship another, and He has warned you about so doing;
Ignore that warning and you'll get your well-deserved punishment in hell.
Praise God!

My God says something different....He says ill get beer volcanoes!


How long has this "god" had any followers? 1 year? 2?
That would mean that he has fooled 99.99999999999999% of humanity.
Doesn't sound like he wants anyone to convert at all.

He's clever..And Noodly...and he has a lot of time to wait...

Anyways, this is all silly theoretical speaking.. Let's speak clearly:
This spaghetti monster doesn't exist, you know it, I know it, and you're only here to crack a joke. (A quite boring one I might add)

He does exist! How else do you explain 'The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'?

So shape up and discuss something real!
Such as, for example; Jesus, His resurrection from the dead, and His love for His elect.. Or we'll shut you up.

Can you prove that's real? It doesnt say so in 'The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'. And how are you going to shut me up? Bore me to death?

Cause we have a serious mission here and can only indulge jokers like you for so long:
So the choice is yours. What will it be; Will you TURN (or atleast be serious) or BURN?

What serious mission? Convert anyone to whatever equally strange religion belong? At least my god doesnt punish people for having some fun in their lives. That sound hardly serious.

I'll go for 'BURN'....burn in the warm and cuddly (yet noodly) love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster

RAmen!