The only REAL creator!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The only REAL creator!

So, what is your god doing then? He lets me belief in my god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and then yet, he wants to convert me?

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

God allows you free will, but He doesn't want you to worship another, and He has warned you about so doing;
Ignore that warning and you'll get your well-deserved punishment in hell.
Praise God!

Atleast MY alpowerful supreme being has a sense of humours...he likes tricking people into believing in fake gods, and then sends his followers to convert them! He wouldnt want his believers to spend their time on earth just doing nothing, so he gave us somthing fun to do! Hooray for him! Praise the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

How long has this "god" had any followers? 1 year? 2?
That would mean that he has fooled 99.99999999999999% of humanity.
Doesn't sound like he wants anyone to convert at all.

Anyways, this is all silly theoretical speaking.. Let's speak clearly:
This spaghetti monster doesn't exist, you know it, I know it, and you're only here to crack a joke. (A quite boring one I might add)



So shape up and discuss something real!
Such as, for example; Jesus, His resurrection from the dead, and His love for His elect.. Or we'll shut you up.
Cause we have a serious mission here and can only indulge jokers like you for so long:
So the choice is yours. What will it be; Will you TURN (or atleast be serious) or BURN?

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

Re: The only REAL creator!

So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

So, what is your god doing then? He lets me belief in my god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and then yet, he wants to convert me?

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

Re: The only REAL creator!

So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

Seriously, you stupid atheists can't even come up with good jokes!

Atleast MY alpowerful supreme being has a sense of humours...he likes tricking people into believing in fake gods, and then sends his followers to convert them! He wouldnt want his believers to spend their time on earth just doing nothing, so he gave us somthing fun to do! Hooray for him! Praise the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The only REAL creator!

You've just been fooled by the TRUE creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster! But if you convert to his faith, he'll give you beer and strippers! Hooray!

So...do you want to follow an allpowerful, yet rather pasta-like creator, or a book written by goat-herding priests written 2000 years ago?

Hooray for the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise his Noodleness!

RAmen!

So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

Seriously, you stupid atheists can't even come up with good jokes!

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

Re: The only REAL creator!

You've just been fooled by the TRUE creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster! But if you convert to his faith, he'll give you beer and strippers! Hooray!

So...do you want to follow an allpowerful, yet rather pasta-like creator, or a book written by goat-herding priests written 2000 years ago?

Hooray for the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise his Noodleness!

RAmen!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise him!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage and convert into a Pastafarian and have a lot of fun in Heaven, with the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory! Hooray for our Creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise!

RAmen!

Friend,

You flying spaghetti monster is nothing more than parody done to mock Christianity like the Harry Potter books. We TRUE Christians(tm) will have nothing to with parody or any such evil acts. Pastor Al has placed a special prayer covering over this Godly forum that protects it from the demons of parody, mockery along with the demons of secular logic and reason. Pastor Ezelkal was told in a vision by the late President Ronald Regan himself that Jesus has sent Warrior Angels stand over this forum’s servers guarding it from these evil spirits

Go tell your true master Satan that he has now power here.

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise him!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage and convert into a Pastafarian and have a lot of fun in Heaven, with the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory! Hooray for our Creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise!

RAmen!