[Elk]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

The title of this topic is 'Retards are the Devil's Children.' I'd like to start off by letting you know that I think this is untrue. I am a Christian, and have been for as long as i can remember. Although I am quite young, I have read the bible, and many varieties of it. I have learnt from them that 'retards' are most certainly not satanic and demonic. They can not help their deformities and they did not choose them. If anything, we should pray for their healing, not their demise. You hate these people with special needs, but did Jesus not heal the lame, and cure the blind? He taught us to love each and every individual for who they are, even if they are pure evil. I pray every day for the healing of these unfortunate people, but in no way are they 'devilish.'

Ghost

Well said.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Well said.

Either contribute or get out the thread, we don't need no parrots here.

The title of this topic is 'Retards are the Devil's Children.' I'd like to start off by letting you know that I think this is untrue. I am a Christian, and have been for as long as i can remember. Although I am quite young, I have read the bible, and many varieties of it. I have learnt from them that 'retards' are most certainly not satanic and demonic. They can not help their deformities and they did not choose them. If anything, we should pray for their healing, not their demise. You hate these people with special needs, but did Jesus not heal the lame, and cure the blind? He taught us to love each and every individual for who they are, even if they are pure evil. I pray every day for the healing of these unfortunate people, but in no way are they 'devilish.'

Ghost

Do you have chapter and verse (KJV only) to support your view they aren't wicked?
And why did you name yourself ghost?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Hi from me as well. Nice to see someone who isn't insulting me.

In response to Brother Guy, my former opinion that you were the sanest person here is gone. That position is now taken by Pastor Al E Pistle, because he can at least veil the sarcasm that he directs at me, making for much more interesting reading. Also, Apologies for the Kamakazi / Kamakaze story, but that is what I was taught.

Back to Brother Guy, If I am such a retard, then why can't you think up a decent insult? Or use punctuation? Crayon eating window licking semi educated nose pickers? Dude, come on. This makes less sense than what I wrote. I've had three-year-olds insult me worse than that. Please try to type something that might actually offend.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

Golly you misunderstand me...that wasn't an insult...I just made an observation based on my impressions of you...I don't stoop to insults. I am a man of God.
You've aroused my curiosity now......what was it you did to upset a 3 year old child that made them insult you 'worse' than I? What did the 3 year old say? It must have been a very bright 3 year old - and not just for picking you out as a target of abuse... Was this 3 year old child a Landover Baptist Child? I assume it was. I'd like to congratulate its parents on owning such a wise and godly toddler...could you give me some more info. on the child ? (apart from the obvious things, like white, blonde, blue eyed, presumably male etc.) I'll get the child to start leading Sunday school classes here ASAP.

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Either contribute or get out the thread, we don't need no parrots here.



Do you have chapter and verse (KJV only) to support your view they aren't wicked?
And why did you name yourself ghost?

O.K. I don't think you need to talk to 'Elk' like that please. He is only posting his views on the subject, and you'll never make him a 'True Christian' by insulting him.
I think that the commandment 'Love thy neighbor' is a good enough reading to say that disabled people deserve our respect and love.
I also don't really think that the KJV of the bible isn't completely reliable. In fact, I don't think any version of the bible is completely reliable. It has been passed down through many generations, and could have been changed by a single corrupt mind. I trust that God will answer my questions when I pray to him, he usually does in one way or another, and he has told me that 'retards' are NOT the devil's children.

[SalvationSeeker]

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O.K. I don't think you need to talk to 'Elk' like that please. He is only posting his views on the subject, and you'll never make him a 'True Christian' by insulting him.

Your rights on this forum - NONE.
We talk to you as Jesus finds appropriate to command us.

Savlation is like this: Take it or leave it.
We can't make compensations or engage in diplomacy like a lieberal!
One is either with Jesus or against Him, period.

He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
Luke 11:23

Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Galatians 4:16

I think that the commandment 'Love thy neighbor' is a good enough reading to say that disabled people deserve our respect and love.

Great, yet another FALSE Christian wannabe who doesn't understand context.
So I ask you, according to the Bible - Who is our neighbour?

I also don't really think that the KJV of the bible isn't completely reliable. In fact, I don't think any version of the bible is completely reliable. It has been passed down through many generations, and could have been changed by a single corrupt mind.

The KJV1611 has never been changed since God dictated it in 1611.
And so you are telling me you doubt God's ability to keep His promises?

Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
Matthew 24:35

Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
Mark 13:31

Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
Luke 21:33

And if you don't trust the Bible, what do you trust then?
Your own heart?

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool:
But whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

Face fact, without the Bible: You have NOTHING.
The Bible is infallible, as God is - for He promised to preserve it.
And so He has - It's called the King James 1611 Bible.

If you don't follow the Bible, you can't be Saved. Not possible.
Jesus Himself said so.

But he answered and said, It is written,
Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Matthew 4:4

For it's like believing in a part of Jesus, but reject the rest of Him.
Non-sensical.

And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
John 1:14

No wonder you have been deceived by the devil and a false teacher.
If you don't have or follow the Bible, that's what's going to happen.

And not "completely" reliable?
But of course the parts that YOU LIKE are competely, 100% reliable?
While the parts you don't like, are mostly likely incorrect, right?

I trust that God will answer my questions when I pray to him, he usually does in one way or another, and he has told me that 'retards' are NOT the devil's children.

God doesn't answer the prayer of the unrighteous, nor would He contradict His Holy Word.

[Brother V]

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I trust that God will answer my questions when I pray to him, he usually does in one way or another, and he has told me that 'retards' are NOT the devil's children.

It must be nice to be able to believe whatever you want. Despite having nothing whatsoever to back up your beliefs.

Do you believe that the God you believe in is the God of the Bible (KJV1611)?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

oh please!

Do you really think that GOD wants a bunch of tards wandering around all over Heaven drooling and bouncing around and making tard noises?

Can you imagine how IRRITATING that would be.

Trust me, tards are not Heaven-bound.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Goats]

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You say the KJV is uncorrupted. Proof!? How do you know it hasn't been changed. Were you there (probably). How dare you call me 'a fake Christian'. I'm more of a God's man than you obviously. I forgive people as he commands. I do not lie. I do not kill. I do not hate. But I do feel sorry for you. I will pray for your forgivness.

[Brother V]

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You say the KJV is uncorrupted. Proof!? How do you know it hasn't been changed. Were you there (probably). How dare you call me 'a fake Christian'. I'm more of a God's man than you obviously. I forgive people as he commands. I do not lie. I do not kill. I do not hate. But I do feel sorry for you. I will pray for your forgivness.

Do you wear diverse fibers?

Do you seethe a kid in it's mother's milk?

Do you eat shellfish?

Or do you only follow the commandments that you like?

[SalvationSeeker]

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You say the KJV is uncorrupted. Proof!? How do you know it hasn't been changed. Were you there (probably).

We still have a few original KJV's from around 1611 in the Landover library..
That's how we know it hasn't been changed.

How dare you call me 'a fake Christian'. I'm more of a God's man than you obviously. I forgive people as he commands. I do not lie. I do not kill. I do not hate. But I do feel sorry for you. I will pray for your forgivness.

And you boast of works too.. You're no Christian.
You reject most of the Bible, thus you reject most commands - and as such it doesn't help that you choose to obey one or two!
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
James 2:10

You are still a slave under sin, and you haven't truly accepted Jesus.
Jesus has Words for people like you:

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

The title of this topic is 'Retards are the Devil's Children.' I'd like to start off by letting you know that I think this is untrue. I am a Christian, and have been for as long as i can remember. Although I am quite young, I have read the bible, and many varieties of it. I have learnt from them that 'retards' are most certainly not satanic and demonic. They can not help their deformities and they did not choose them. If anything, we should pray for their healing, not their demise. You hate these people with special needs, but did Jesus not heal the lame, and cure the blind? He taught us to love each and every individual for who they are, even if they are pure evil. I pray every day for the healing of these unfortunate people, but in no way are they 'devilish.'

Ghost

I'd like to start off by explaining that you are an idiot; that you have NOT read the Bible, especially the one that matters, the KJV1611 (Authorized) version; that 'tards and gimps, not being 'complete', are merely fodder for SATAN'S minions and can never get to Heaven. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that women have souls either.

[Goats]

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Oh alright then. Pastor Pistle, lets get rid of every woman on the Earth ever then shall we? See what happens to the rest of the world. Let's just assume Mother Teresa never existed. Let's get rid of every woman mentioned in the bibles. What does it leave us with? Women definitely have souls. Jesus' virgin mother, Mary? Did she not have a soul. Was she not capable of love and compassion...you need a soul for that. In every bible version, Mary cared for Jesus compassionately. Soul? Yes.

[Brother V]

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Was she not capable of love and compassion...you need a soul for that. In every bible version, Mary cared for Jesus compassionately. Soul? Yes.

My dog licks my face when he's happy.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Your argument... it makes no sense...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh alright then. Pastor Pistle, lets get rid of every woman on the Earth ever then shall we?

When did we say we wanted to do that, fool?
If we did that, who would cook & clean and give birth to babies?

Let's just assume Mother Teresa never existed. Let's get rid of every woman mentioned in the bibles. What does it leave us with? Women definitely have souls. Jesus' virgin mother, Mary? Did she not have a soul. Was she not capable of love and compassion...you need a soul for that. In every bible version, Mary cared for Jesus compassionately. Soul? Yes.

Are you stupid in some way?
Did we ever say we wanted to get rid of women? No, we didn't.
So what are you arguing against?

Why do you stalinists insist on building straw-men all the time?

Was she not capable of love and compassion...you need a soul for that.

Chapter and verse!