[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

You're all arabic.

Er, Arabic's a language.

[plsimagoodkid]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Er, Arabic's a language.

Oh, then I meant to say: Your all arabs.

Not you though Joanna. You actually seem very nice.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

"Your all arabs."

What does this mean? Our all Arabs, what?

Is American your second language?

And please, do not attempt to sexualise Mrs Lytton-Vasey. It is not apropos.

YIC

[plsimagoodkid]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

What does this mean? Our all Arabs, what?

Is American your second language?

And please, do not attempt to sexualise Miss Lytton-Vasey. It is not apropos.

YIC

Yo dude I just said she's nice and your going to assume I'm trying to get in her pants? Back down bruh i got some green to smoke

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Yo dude I just said she's nice and your going to assume I'm trying to get in her pants? Back down bruh i got some green to smoke

Typical atheist. Into the Drugs and all. You say that you are smoking the green but how long until you are mainlining 'the reefer' (or what ever it is called these days) directly into you femoral vein?

How long until you are chasing the Cracks and the Heroines?

You need Jesus to come inside you with His love, you lady.

I shall pray for you.

ABE:

she's nice

She's not nice, thank you very much, she is a Christian.

YIC

[plsimagoodkid]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I HAVE A HUGE QUESTION RIGHT HERE

Do all you guys think people inject marijuana ?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I HAVE A HUGE QUESTION RIGHT HERE

Do all you guys think people inject marijuana ?

Inject it, drink it, rub it into your eyes: do you deny it has a soporific effect?

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

She's not nice, thank you very much, she is a Christian.

Thank you for springing to my defense, Dr Niles. I had not taken "nice" as being offensive, in this case. I assumed that the child meant it kindly - my husband says that my very worst fault is that I tend to give strangers the benefit of the doubt.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Thank you for springing to my defense, Dr Niles. I had not taken "nice" as being offensive, in this case. I assumed that the child meant it kindly - my husband says that my very worst fault is that I tend to give strangers the benefit of the doubt.

No thanks necessary, sister.

Your husband is obviously a man of wit and discretion and I look forwards to fellow shipping with him, consistently and thoroughly.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

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Inject it, drink it, rub it into your eyes: do you deny it has a soporific effect?

huh? wuzzat?

[plsimagoodkid]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Inject it, drink it, rub it into your eyes: do you deny it has a soporific effect?

YIC

L O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OLLLLLL


are you literally retarded? you have to be.
you will go to hell honestly cause you have a mental disability sorry sir, you are retarded. I dont know if the doctors informed you correctly when you were born.

NO ONE injects marijuana, people sometimes drink it, and NO ONEEEEEE rubs it in their eyes LOOOOOL. You smoke it bro. Or eat/drink. Come on have some common sense buddy.

I'm sorry if I'm offending you but you seriously do have a mental disability if you think people buy weed, crush it all up and rub it all over their eyes. L 0 L
I sent like 8 of my friends the link to this. That is SO FUNNY.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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L O O O O O O O O O O O O O O OLLLLLL


are you literally retarded? you have to be.
you will go to hell honestly cause you have a mental disability sorry sir, you are retarded. I dont know if the doctors informed you correctly when you were born.

NO ONE injects marijuana, people sometimes drink it, and NO ONEEEEEE rubs it in their eyes LOOOOOL. You smoke it bro. Or eat/drink. Come on have some common sense buddy.

I'm sorry if I'm offending you but you seriously do have a mental disability if you think people buy weed, crush it all up and rub it all over their eyes. L 0 L
I sent like 8 of my friends the link to this. That is SO FUNNY.

You can send this link to as many people as you like.

Why do you think you came here in the first place?

That's right: Jesus brought you here!

You may think doing whatever ever it is you do with your Drugs is okay but whether you DO drink them or shove them up your butt (and I know some people do this as one of my ex wife's friends is a doctor!!) or what ever you need to know that Jesus is here for you.

All that aside, have you ever thought of letting Jesus come inside you?

Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin .
Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
(Jesus took the sin away from the sinner instead of casting the first stone)
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;
Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood ,
Notice that the verse says "he who is without sin", not "he who has never sinned". The Bible tells us that when we get saved, our sins are washed away with Jesus' blood (Rev 1:5) and that we cannot sin (I John 3:5-9), so born again Christians are without sin.
1 John 3:5-9 And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Luke 1:5-6 THERE was in the days of Herod, the king of Judaea, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his wife was of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.
And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.

You bringing more people here just gives Jesus the chance to touch more people intimately and thoroughly.

John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
(If you believe in Christ today and have eternal life, but lose it tomorrow, then it was never "eternal" at all. Duh!)
Ephesians 4:30 And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.
2nd Corinthians 1:22 Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.
2nd Timothy 2:13 If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.
(Even if we should lose faith, we are still a part of Jesus and Jesus believes in himself - therefore we can't really lose faith.)
John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
John 10:29 My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
Romans 8:38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:
1st Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.
Jude 1:24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,

You are literally supporting our Divine Mission!

Jesus wins again!

YIC

[plsimagoodkid]

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Actually I am not helping you guys at all because they all just laughed at you basically, your a joke. You guys assume the oddest things ever. It's hilarious.
Your going to hell if your hairs red!
Your going to hell if your black!
Your going to hell if your gay!
Your going to hell if your a computer gamer!
Your going to hell if your a Californian!

Doesn't that just sound retarded to you?
You people...

Why would anyone go to hell for any of the reasons you people say.
They can't even help them.

THE ONLY WAY that I believe people go to hell is for murdering.
Everything else sounds like a funny joke to me because it literally
makes no sense. Like why would you go to hell if you were born in California?
Stupid autistic people lmao

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

THE ONLY WAY that I believe people go to hell is for murdering.

So you don't believe that homersexual paedophiles who rape clean limbed young youths should go to the Lake of Fire?

What kid of monster are you?

Jesus knew exactly what to do with these types.

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

YIC

[Didymus Much]

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...
Your going to hell if your hairs red!
Your going to hell if your black!
Your going to hell if your gay!
Your going to hell if your a computer gamer!
Your going to hell if your a Californian!

Doesn't that just sound retarded to you?...

Yes. It should be "You're..." in every case (except the hair thing, and even then you missed an apostrophe).