[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

well thanks for calling me unsaved trash. I actually used to be a Christian but the reason why I'm not anymore goes too deep and personal to explain. One reason is for people like you who believe that retards are the devil's children. It's illogical. I read your bible verses and I have read a good portion of the Bible, but really, this makes no sense at all.

Actually, it makes perfect sense....unless you are un-saved trash.
Also, God has a mandate against retards.

Leviticus
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

"God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;"

If god gave them over to it, it's not wrong.

It is wrong because God said it was wrong!

Actually, the Lord says they are worthy of death! Oh for the good ol' days.

Leviticus

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

The bible says it and that settles it!

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

It seems to me that your problem is your mistaken view of Jesus.This is understandable because you have been taught the fairy tale version of Jesus. The ' hey man, let's have a group hug hippy dude'. This is not the Jesus of the Bible, therefore that is not the Jesus that we know and worship at Landover. Lukewarm Christians open their hearts to Jesus by closing their minds. They do not read the WHOLE Bible.

Jesus is part of the Trinity. God, The Son and the Holy Spirit. Therefore He is seperate from and is God at the same time. He shares God's character. That includes love, hate and wrath.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Luke 12:51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

YiC

Jack

Amen, Brother Jack!

Also, we know what Jesus has planned for the lukewarm christians!

Revelation
3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Maybe I'd be open to Christianity more if I could find more people who are accepting and loving like they're supposed to. I haven't met one Christian who was like Jesus..because Christian actually means to be a little Christ. All I see are bigots. I'm sorry but it's how I feel. I guess I'm damned now. oh no.

It seems to me that your problem is your mistaken view of Jesus.This is understandable because you have been taught the fairy tale version of Jesus. The ' hey man, let's have a group hug hippy dude'. This is not the Jesus of the Bible, therefore that is not the Jesus that we know and worship at Landover. Lukewarm Christians open their hearts to Jesus by closing their minds. They do not read the WHOLE Bible.

Jesus is part of the Trinity. God, The Son and the Holy Spirit. Therefore He is seperate from and is God at the same time. He shares God's character. That includes love, hate and wrath.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Luke 12:51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

YiC

Jack

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

well thanks for calling me unsaved trash. I actually used to be a Christian but the reason why I'm not anymore goes too deep and personal to explain. One reason is for people like you who believe that retards are the devil's children. It's illogical. I read your bible verses and I have read a good portion of the Bible, but really, this makes no sense at all.

Of course it makes no sense to you because you are an un-saved sinner bound for HELL!

Ephesians
5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.

why the f*ck would a God make people who He hates?

Watch your tongue devil!

2 Timothy
2:16 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

Why would He create me if He knew I'd turn away? I know it was my choice and it's mostly my fault, but seriously, I've tried following the Lord so many time butI was diagnosed with autism at age 2! That counts as a disability..and is why I am un-saved trash.

You said it.

Just forget it. I don't even know why I joined this site in the first place. Most of the people on here piss me off..having badges that say "punched the most queers" but yet they say they're loving Christians. Is punching a loving thing to do? No...

It is biblical, we do not tolerate Queers because God does not tolerate them. You Homertard lover!

Leviticus
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them

Maybe I'd be open to Christianity more if I could find more people who are accepting and loving like they're supposed to. I haven't met one Christian who was like Jesus..because Christian actually means to be a little Christ. All I see are bigots. I'm sorry but it's how I feel. I guess I'm damned now. oh no

If you had read the KJV1611 you would know that Jesus has dammed many to hell and that he does not tolerate Heretic, heathen trash!


1 John
2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world. 2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.

Yes, your future is clear.

Mark
9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Well, you forgot to pluck out your blaspheming tongue and your blasheming hands that you use to type with!

Mark
9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

[godskatie]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

"God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;"

If god gave them over to it, it's not wrong.

[Corn_on_a_stick]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

well thanks for calling me unsaved trash. I actually used to be a Christian but the reason why I'm not anymore goes too deep and personal to explain. One reason is for people like you who believe that retards are the devil's children. It's illogical. I read your bible verses and I have read a good portion of the Bible, but really, this makes no sense at all.

why the f*ck would a God make people who He hates? Why would He create me if He knew I'd turn away? I know it was my choice and it's mostly my fault, but seriously, I've tried following the Lord so many times and it's been brainwashing and self degrading. My self esteem has plummeted due to denying myself and believing that everything that's in my human nature is filthy and wrong! Plus, I was diagnosed with autism at age 2! That counts as a disability..

Just forget it. I don't even know why I joined this site in the first place. Most of the people on here piss me off..having badges that say "punched the most queers" but yet they say they're loving Christians. Is punching a loving thing to do? No...

Maybe I'd be open to Christianity more if I could find more people who are accepting and loving like they're supposed to. I haven't met one Christian who was like Jesus..because Christian actually means to be a little Christ. All I see are bigots. I'm sorry but it's how I feel. I guess I'm damned now. oh no.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I think retarded people exist so then the rest of us can realize that we are selfish human beings who don't care much to help others. Gay people, insane people, and dying people exist so the rest of us can be helpful and accepting of other people's diversity.

I'm not a Christian but if i was, I would say that retarded people would still go to heaven if they couldn't grasp the concept of religion. They suffered their whole life being disabled...so why would they have to suffer more for that in hell? It makes no sense...absolutely no sense.

It is a know fact that Retards are known for deficating all over themselves, everything in their environment, and outside of their environment.

If you would read God's Word the King James Bible 1611, you would see that God has a mandate against such behavior because it is unclean and a lot of trouble to clean up.

Deuteronomy

23:13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: 23:14 For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.


Gay people exist because they are full of colonic demons because they are unsaved trash, like yourself.

Romans
1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[Corn_on_a_stick]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I think retarded people exist so then the rest of us can realize that we are selfish human beings who don't care much to help others. Gay people, insane people, and dying people exist so the rest of us can be helpful and accepting of other people's diversity.

I'm not a Christian but if i was, I would say that retarded people would still go to heaven if they couldn't grasp the concept of religion. They suffered their whole life being disabled...so why would they have to suffer more for that in hell? It makes no sense...absolutely no sense.

[godskatie]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

true. if god made them? why does he hate them? They wouldn't exists in the first place. I mean if god (Jesus????) can power this (almighty? powerful?) forum, then he can get rid of a few deathly races right? Am I right?
Or am I wrong? What's stopping him hmm?
Maybe I need to think of a few things. I mean, I am a believer, but maybe Corn_on_a_stick has made some sense. =\

[Corn_on_a_stick]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

If retarded children are an abomination to God, then why would He create them in the first place?

And what about autistic children? Does that count too?

[Cursed]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Man this thread is HILARIOUS. I clicked on it in Google and got some people saying that retards are devil children while the one truth sayer was shouted down. This is something you would expect to find in the Onion, I mean
"I think that unless the retardeds are mentally and physically able to assist in our noble and Godly efforts to close all the abortion clinics in the USA, they should be euthanized immediately."
wtf
You people are such Nazi's. I never thought a level of ignorance this high was possible. You say that poor people and blacks shouldn't be aloud to breed then say that you're not racist. If God DID exist he would be ashamed that people like you all are so hateful and use him as an excuse. Mr. T pity's you.

That Mr. T comment was an abomination.

I'm glad you're gone. Thank you Landover Baptist moderators!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

"Retards are the Devil's Children" is one of my favorite hymns. My wife Delores often plays it on our spinet organ on evenings when we're not at Bible Study.

[John Creeser]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Man this thread is HILARIOUS. I clicked on it in Google and got some people saying that retards are devil children while the one truth sayer was shouted down. This is something you would expect to find in the Onion, I mean
"I think that unless the retardeds are mentally and physically able to assist in our noble and Godly efforts to close all the abortion clinics in the USA, they should be euthanized immediately."
wtf
You people are such Nazi's. I never thought a level of ignorance this high was possible. You say that poor people and blacks shouldn't be aloud to breed then say that you're not racist. If God DID exist he would be ashamed that people like you all are so hateful and use him as an excuse. Mr. T pity's you.

Thanks for persecuting us godmocking fool.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[Bill Welch]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Man this thread is HILARIOUS. I clicked on it in Google and got some people saying that retards are devil children while the one truth sayer was shouted down. This is something you would expect to find in the Onion, I mean
"I think that unless the retardeds are mentally and physically able to assist in our noble and Godly efforts to close all the abortion clinics in the USA, they should be euthanized immediately."
wtf
You people are such Nazi's. I never thought a level of ignorance this high was possible. You say that poor people and blacks shouldn't be aloud to breed then say that you're not racist. If God DID exist he would be ashamed that people like you all are so hateful and use him as an excuse. Mr. T pity's you.