[Witch Hammer]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home

No, you didn't misplace your Bible, satan hid it from you! Reality Check!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)

Are you talking about the Apocrypha? If so, well, I'm soooo sorry to burst your ignorance (actually, no, it brings me joy to educate the dense) but they ARE in the King James Bible (1611 Version).

Check facts or look stupid, and you've made your choice.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

Reading the BIBLE is not a visit to a gas station.



There is ONLY ONE QUALITY THAT KEEPS YOUR MOTOR RUNNING ETERNALLY!!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)

You're confused, dear. I'm not surprised, as any criminal organization that is efficient enough to brainwash billions of people into thinking their god lives in a cracker and wants to enter you through the stomach lining can surely convince them the Holy Bible has been chiseled away. Meanwhile, Pastor Zeke has a perfectly appropriate and Spirit Filled sermon on this very topic: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

Glory!

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

The "regular"?

Just what is that?

the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)

[Didymus Much]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

The "regular"?

Just what is that?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

Stubbornness in the face of superior ways is a sure sign of retardism and demonic infestations, dear. I will pray for you, but honestly, I'm not sure the crust of sin is soft enough to let in the prayers of strangers. Even perfect ones. Nevertheless, I will pray for Jesus to whallop you upside the head with a Holy 2x4 the way He did for Saul/Paul! (When you get to that part, join your prayers to mine!)

Glory!

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Well fortunately you have an internet connection, so here is an online version that you cannot misplace.

I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home

Well fortunately you have an internet connection, so here is an online version that you cannot misplace.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Foul mouth is a characteristic of the jisim of Satan.
Were you present at the time of conception. No. Lying too, is a product of the Devil.
Science is the magical voodoo of Satan too.
Three strikes. No where is God part of the miracle, only the Devil.

Genesis 8:21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

Proverbs 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
Mark 7:22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
Romans 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
Romans 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
Romans 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
Romans 3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
Romans 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
Romans 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.

Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Hebrews 3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that generation, and said, They do always err in their heart ); and they have not known my ways. They shall not enter into my rest.


Now, show me where God tells us this 'tourettes' (sounds frenchie, you know what they are like!) is blessed by Him n His Holy Book.

I do not swear uncontrollably. That is only part of the Tourette's population.
I never said I was present at the time of my conception.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Read faster, sluggard. Maybe a hickory cane to the back would quicken your senses.Proverbs 26:3

I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home

[James Hutchins]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

So since I have Tourette's syndrome, I am basically Satan's baby girl? Hmm, that's interesting, considering my mother and my father were the one's who concieved me, not the devil himself
Actually Down Sydrome is when part of chromosome #21 is translocated to another chromosome. It's science, not satanism.

Foul mouth is a characteristic of the jisim of Satan.
Were you present at the time of conception. No. Lying too, is a product of the Devil.
Science is the magical voodoo of Satan too.
Three strikes. No where is God part of the miracle, only the Devil.

Genesis 8:21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

Proverbs 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
Mark 7:22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
Romans 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
Romans 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
Romans 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
Romans 3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
Romans 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
Romans 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.

Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Hebrews 3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that generation, and said, They do always err in their heart ); and they have not known my ways. They shall not enter into my rest.


Now, show me where God tells us this 'tourettes' (sounds frenchie, you know what they are like!) is blessed by Him n His Holy Book.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I have not yet gotten to that part of the bible yet. (i'm currently reading it and am still on Genisis)

Read faster, sluggard. Maybe a hickory cane to the back would quicken your senses.Proverbs 26:3

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

OK then. How many children did God kill by sicking two she bears on them? (don't use the google either, Jesus will know and He hates liars)

Proverbs 19:9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.

I have not yet gotten to that part of the bible yet. (i'm currently reading it and am still on Genisis)

[John Creeser]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Also, I'm not retarded, I'm highly intelligent and capable.

OK then. How many children did God kill by sicking two she bears on them? (don't use the google either, Jesus will know and He hates liars)

Proverbs 19:9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.