[Metal Moses]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Like its OUR fault God creates burdens for sinners. They sin and irritate the Lord, He smites them with retarded kids. The kids are souless shells sent to make the parents suffer.

So does incest which would account for you all...

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Like its OUR fault God creates burdens for sinners. They sin and irritate the Lord, He smites them with retarded kids. The kids are souless shells sent to make the parents suffer.

[Metal Moses]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Yes cleanse them of the evil which controls thier body.I personally just call it bad sperm but tomato tamata i suppose.LULZ ITS YOUR FAULT YOUR KID IS TEH DEEDEEDEE.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Landover Baptist Chruch's tree is just one branch.

[Spike.]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Yes cleanse them of the evil which controls thier body.I personally just call it bad sperm but tomato tamata i suppose.LULZ ITS YOUR FAULT YOUR KID IS TEH DEEDEEDEE.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Not to say that mentally handicapped people are up to speed with the rest of us free-thinkers (I use that word carelessly after reading some of the posts on this forum), but who are you to say that anyone is an abomination? Was it not Jesus Himself who said to "Love your enemies" and "Judge not lest ye be Judged"? You don't have to authority to say that anyone is going to Hell. Or that anyone is an abomination. Ever. At all.

Well, it's too late for this sinner, but for anyone else reading these words:

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

If God didn't want us to call people abominations, why did He tell us how to spot abominations in the book that He wrote?

You heretics are bigots! Thank God I will never be one!

Let me say this so you'll stop trying to steal this sheep (My football team's coach said it, and PastorBillyReuben stopped trying to "save" him)

Pastor Billy Reuben probably stopped trying to save your paedo buddy because he committed the unforgivable sin. And a Catholic is hardly in any position to lecture others about bigotry.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

You heretics are bigots! Thank God I will never be one!

Let me say this so you'll stop trying to steal this sheep (My football team's coach said it, and PastorBillyReuben stopped trying to "save" him)

Our Holy Father, Pope Benedict XVI, is the Vicar of Christ, Successor of Peter, and Servant of the Servants of God (as the 263 popes between Peter and Himself had been!)

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Retards are abominations unto the Lord and as such it is beneath us to pray for them.

True, but it's kind of funny when they fall down & hurt themselves.

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Don't be dense.
That clearly means gimpy hands and clubbed feet. As in the body is irreparable. Injured is different than deformed.
Are you saying Christ can't tell the difference?

[Peter Skulls]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Broken bones heal. You can't heal retards.

Strange, your precious Bible SPECIFICALLY said, 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Broken bones heal. You can't heal retards.

[Peter Skulls]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Look here creampuff, I'm a grown man and a veteran of a foreign war. I am blessed by the pinky of Christ and will never be retarded. His Grace saw to it that I survived my rough childhood and His hand guided me through the Crucible of Parris and into the heart of Hell itself, the Godless wastes of the Middle East. I made it out without a scratch praise Jesus. Next Jesus sent me unto Landover and the wisdom of Pastor Pistle who lead me closer to Jesus than ever before. I am blessed and a True Christian™ in good faith and I will never be forsaken and tormented with retardism in myself or my kin. I am above such things.

I never said that you'd be retarded. But you said "cripple". What exactly warrants a "cripple"? From the Bible verse that you posted it said that if you have a broken hand you're screwed from getting into heaven. Well, I've broken my hand 3 times, my leg, my arm, my ankle, and a bunch of my toes. Am I going to Hell because I've been in some compromising situations?

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Look here creampuff, I'm a grown man and a veteran of a foreign war. I am blessed by the pinky of Christ and will never be retarded. His Grace saw to it that I survived my rough childhood and His hand guided me through the Crucible of Parris and into the heart of Hell itself, the Godless wastes of the Middle East. I made it out without a scratch praise Jesus. Next Jesus sent me unto Landover and the wisdom of Pastor Pistle who lead me closer to Jesus than ever before. I am blessed and a True Christian(tm) in good faith and I will never be forsaken and tormented with retardism in myself or my kin. I am above such things.

[Peter Skulls]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Says you sinner.
What the Lord God Almighty says is quite the opposite.
Leviticus
21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, and thuse desecrate my sanctuary
What is it about the Bible that throws you Liberals off? It's written plain enough, it IS written in English...what it is you are not comprehending about the Lord not wanting retards and cripples littering the golden streets of Heaven?
Even when you see soothsayers on TV faking Christianity and "healing" the infirmed what are they "healing"?
CRIPPLES.
Even cripples know they fall short of Gods Grace and they will do literally anything to be normal, even asking a televangelizing heathen like Benny Hinn.

Who did Jesus heal?
Cripples.
Because they disgusted Him and He wanted strong followers walking behind Him, not hobbling on crutches and limping.

I guess the part about the Bible that throws me off is that it was written by MEN (divinely inspired, if that's what you believe, but still men) IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE (one that's hard to translate to English, I might add) and that people cling to it blindly without ever thinking twice about hating people for no other reason than, oh I dunno, maybe they got into an accident and broke their hand. I thought Jesus professed to LOVE.

And I'm going to laugh my Liberal ASS off when you become one of those "cripples" you love to hate so much.

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Says you sinner.
What the Lord God Almighty says is quite the opposite.
Leviticus
21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, and thuse desecrate my sanctuary
What is it about the Bible that throws you Liberals off? It's written plain enough, it IS written in English...what it is you are not comprehending about the Lord not wanting retards and cripples littering the golden streets of Heaven?
Even when you see soothsayers on TV faking Christianity and "healing" the infirmed what are they "healing"?
CRIPPLES.
Even cripples know they fall short of Gods Grace and they will do literally anything to be normal, even asking a televangelizing heathen like Benny Hinn.

Who did Jesus heal?
Cripples.
Because they disgusted Him and He wanted strong followers walking behind Him, not hobbling on crutches and limping.

[Peter Skulls]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

The Bible tells us that those who are abominations end up in Hell.

Retards are abominations unto the Lord and as such it is beneath us to pray for them. Why waste prayers on those whom prayer cannot help because God has already forsaken them? Thats just common sense.

Not to say that mentally handicapped people are up to speed with the rest of us free-thinkers (I use that word carelessly after reading some of the posts on this forum), but who are you to say that anyone is an abomination? Was it not Jesus Himself who said to "Love your enemies" and "Judge not lest ye be Judged"? You don't have to authority to say that anyone is going to Hell. Or that anyone is an abomination. Ever. At all.