[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Look here creampuff, I'm a grown man and a veteran of a foreign war. I am blessed by the pinky of Christ and will never be retarded. His Grace saw to it that I survived my rough childhood and His hand guided me through the Crucible of Parris and into the heart of Hell itself, the Godless wastes of the Middle East. I made it out without a scratch praise Jesus. Next Jesus sent me unto Landover and the wisdom of Pastor Pistle who lead me closer to Jesus than ever before. I am blessed and a True Christian(tm) in good faith and I will never be forsaken and tormented with retardism in myself or my kin. I am above such things.

[Peter Skulls]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Look here creampuff, I'm a grown man and a veteran of a foreign war. I am blessed by the pinky of Christ and will never be retarded. His Grace saw to it that I survived my rough childhood and His hand guided me through the Crucible of Parris and into the heart of Hell itself, the Godless wastes of the Middle East. I made it out without a scratch praise Jesus. Next Jesus sent me unto Landover and the wisdom of Pastor Pistle who lead me closer to Jesus than ever before. I am blessed and a True Christian™ in good faith and I will never be forsaken and tormented with retardism in myself or my kin. I am above such things.

I never said that you'd be retarded. But you said "cripple". What exactly warrants a "cripple"? From the Bible verse that you posted it said that if you have a broken hand you're screwed from getting into heaven. Well, I've broken my hand 3 times, my leg, my arm, my ankle, and a bunch of my toes. Am I going to Hell because I've been in some compromising situations?

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Broken bones heal. You can't heal retards.

[Peter Skulls]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Broken bones heal. You can't heal retards.

Strange, your precious Bible SPECIFICALLY said, 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Don't be dense.
That clearly means gimpy hands and clubbed feet. As in the body is irreparable. Injured is different than deformed.
Are you saying Christ can't tell the difference?

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Retards are abominations unto the Lord and as such it is beneath us to pray for them.

True, but it's kind of funny when they fall down & hurt themselves.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

You heretics are bigots! Thank God I will never be one!

Let me say this so you'll stop trying to steal this sheep (My football team's coach said it, and PastorBillyReuben stopped trying to "save" him)

Our Holy Father, Pope Benedict XVI, is the Vicar of Christ, Successor of Peter, and Servant of the Servants of God (as the 263 popes between Peter and Himself had been!)

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Not to say that mentally handicapped people are up to speed with the rest of us free-thinkers (I use that word carelessly after reading some of the posts on this forum), but who are you to say that anyone is an abomination? Was it not Jesus Himself who said to "Love your enemies" and "Judge not lest ye be Judged"? You don't have to authority to say that anyone is going to Hell. Or that anyone is an abomination. Ever. At all.

Well, it's too late for this sinner, but for anyone else reading these words:

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

If God didn't want us to call people abominations, why did He tell us how to spot abominations in the book that He wrote?

You heretics are bigots! Thank God I will never be one!

Let me say this so you'll stop trying to steal this sheep (My football team's coach said it, and PastorBillyReuben stopped trying to "save" him)

Pastor Billy Reuben probably stopped trying to save your paedo buddy because he committed the unforgivable sin. And a Catholic is hardly in any position to lecture others about bigotry.

[Spike.]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Yes cleanse them of the evil which controls thier body.I personally just call it bad sperm but tomato tamata i suppose.LULZ ITS YOUR FAULT YOUR KID IS TEH DEEDEEDEE.

[Metal Moses]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Yes cleanse them of the evil which controls thier body.I personally just call it bad sperm but tomato tamata i suppose.LULZ ITS YOUR FAULT YOUR KID IS TEH DEEDEEDEE.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Landover Baptist Chruch's tree is just one branch.

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Like its OUR fault God creates burdens for sinners. They sin and irritate the Lord, He smites them with retarded kids. The kids are souless shells sent to make the parents suffer.

[Metal Moses]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Like its OUR fault God creates burdens for sinners. They sin and irritate the Lord, He smites them with retarded kids. The kids are souless shells sent to make the parents suffer.

So does incest which would account for you all...

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

We are disgusted with immediate family marriages.

[Metal Moses]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

We are disgusted with immediate family marriages.

That doesn't seem to stop you though...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

That doesn't seem to stop you though...

You might want to look at your own family tree again before you get too snippy Moses. I mean back in those tiny ghettos in the old country how many good Jewish girls were there for a guy to marry?