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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #1

    Another thread about Goths.

    Are they gay because they are Goth, or Goth because they are gay?

    Just wondering because I saw a herd of fat Goth girls while I was at WalMart buying dog food earlier tonight. They were giggling over a poster of known Satanist Marylin Manson and gushing about what filthy whores they would be for him(provided he knew what to do with a woman I suppose). But they were practically kissing each other right there in the store!
    I could tell they were all Lesbians by their size, body oder and over compensation concerning their promiscuosity. It was all too obvious that they were gay.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Another thread about Goths.

    They were goths, Brother Marshall. Are you 100% positive they were female?
    Though you did say they were fat, and the queer tinkerbell goths do try to stay as slim and feminine as their male bodies allow.
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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322

      #3
      Re: Another thread about Goths.

      I have noticed that fatness and morbid obesity is usually only a symptom of the female version. The males tend to be slender like a Colonoscopy probe.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #4
        Re: Another thread about Goths.

        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
        I have noticed that fatness and morbid obesity is usually only a symptom of the female version. The males tend to be slender like a Colonoscopy probe.
        Holy cow this is true!!! I can tell you in all the years of being a manager in my old job - I had to fire females and they were all like that! They were theifs and stealing. It was really hard for me to do, but I still had to do it. Ya know it was my job. And I am not trying to stereotype at all here.

        I find the males to be slim also. I wonder if they *became that way out of insecurity of their gender and their peers.(of both sides) Usually the guys are gay and have some anger issue. Just wow. Satan at his best but we got him figured out!

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Another thread about Goths.

          Those fat white cows get that way because of all the Christian babies they eat during their satanic rituals.

          Plenty of fat on a Christian baby.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Seeker
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            • Aug 2007
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            #6
            Re: Another thread about Goths.

            I should clarify and say not gay, but bi-sexual.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • Seeker
              Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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              • Aug 2007
              • 966

              #7
              Re: Another thread about Goths.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Those fat white cows get that way because of all the Christian babies they eat during their satanic rituals.

              Plenty of fat on a Christian baby.
              They do? Maybe there is more to goth than I thought!

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Another thread about Goths.

                There is no such thing as "bisexuality". There are decent, normal folk, and filthy, disease-riddled sodomites. Anyone claiming to be "bisexual" just wants to rebel against God, but deep inside they still know that being straight is the right, natural plan for all humanity.
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                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                • roserougesang
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                  • Feb 2007
                  • 418

                  #9
                  Re: Another thread about Goths.

                  Goths can be of any race, creed, gender, religion, height, weight, sexuality or background. We're not all exactly the same.
                  Last edited by roserougesang; 09-03-2007, 04:50 AM.
                  "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: Another thread about Goths.

                    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                    Goths can be of any race, creed, gender, religion, height, weight, sexuality or background. We're not all exactly the same.
                    You're all Hell-bound sinners. That sounds exactly the same to me.
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                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • roserougesang
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                      • Feb 2007
                      • 418

                      #11
                      Re: Another thread about Goths.

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      You're all Hell-bound sinners. That sounds exactly the same to me.
                      We may be hell-bound sinners, but at least we're content.
                      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                      • Seeker
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                        • Aug 2007
                        • 966

                        #12
                        Re: Another thread about Goths.

                        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                        We may be hell-bound sinners, but at least we're content.
                        But "content" is only temporary. Hell is eternal. Do you know what that means?

                        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                        • Poison__x
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 174

                          #13
                          Re: Another thread about Goths.

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          There is no such thing as "bisexuality". There are decent, normal folk, and filthy, disease-riddled sodomites. Anyone claiming to be "bisexual" just wants to rebel against God, but deep inside they still know that being straight is the right, natural plan for all humanity.
                          Wrong... I am living proof of that.

                          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                          Goths can be of any race, creed, gender, religion, height, weight, sexuality or background. We're not all exactly the same.
                          Not to mention the personalities vary a ton ^^;

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          You're all Hell-bound sinners. That sounds exactly the same to me.
                          "I may be a bastard but at least I admit it" -Slipknot
                          Well, in my opinion if I'm going to hell, you are too.

                          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                          But "content" is only temporary. Hell is eternal. Do you know what that means?
                          Anyone who has been to kindergarten knows what eternal means... And I suppose some people could be content in hell You never know...

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                          • Seeker
                            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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                            • Aug 2007
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                            #14
                            Re: Another thread about Goths.

                            Anyone who has been to kindergarten knows what eternal means... And I suppose some people could be content in hell You never know...
                            Praise Jesus. They do teach this in public schools...


                            I will never bitch about my taxes again.

                            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #15
                              Re: Another thread about Goths.

                              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                              Wrong... I am living proof of that.
                              Anyone claiming to be "bisexual" just wants to rebel against God, but deep inside they still know that being straight is the right, natural plan for all humanity.
                              No, I'm quite correct. You want to rebel against God.
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                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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