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  • Poison__x
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    • Aug 2007
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    #16
    Re: Another thread about Goths.

    It's hard to rebel against something that doesn't exist...

    Damn, edited this post is probably going to be...

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
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      #17
      Re: Another thread about Goths.

      Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
      It's hard to rebel against something that doesn't exist...

      Damn, edited this post is probably going to be...
      You are rebelling against Jesus, and He exists bigtime. The sad thing is, you are so arrogant and full of yourself that you and your fag friends think God is just some story like Cinderella. Well listen up jennifer; Jesus is REAL, He is ALIVE, and He is going to wring your scrawny white neck when He gets His hands on you. You are going to wake up and find yourself in a lake of fire, being disemboweled for all eternity.

      It doesn't get any realer than that, princess.



      BTW; We never edit anyone's posts, unless they contain profanities or grammar errors. I will thank you to stop making gratuitous and libelous accusations on God's favorite forum.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Poison__x
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        • Aug 2007
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        #18
        Re: Another thread about Goths.

        If by some random chance I am wrong about god and all, I think I'll have a nice little tea party with Satan

        Then why did Walsh edit this post: http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....&postcount=15?

        I said he was full of s*** (there, I censored myself, happy?), and he changed it to full of truth... BS.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Another thread about Goths.

          Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
          If by some random chance I am wrong about god and all, I think I'll have a nice little tea party with Satan

          Then why did Walsh edit this post: http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....&postcount=15?

          I said he was full of s*** (there, I censored myself, happy?), and he changed it to full of truth... BS.
          Brother Wash is a man of his word and a True Christian™. He denies any editing took place. Who am I to believe, a man who has a long history of honesty and is a soldier of God (oral division), or some queer who mocks Jesus, spews profanity and hatred and thinks that satan is going to throw him a pink tea party?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Wash O'Hanley
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            Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
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            • Sep 2006
            • 2126

            #20
            Re: Another thread about Goths.

            I edited it because you used foul language that is fit only for feral street negroes. I replaced your original words with slightly less offensive equivalents because I believe in free speech and didn't want to change the message of your original post. Why you're trying to smear my good name is beyond me, I think it takes a lot of guts on my part to sit there and let you say mean things about me on Landover's forums. But then again, I just love America and free speech more than the average person.
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            • Poison__x
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              • Aug 2007
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              #21
              Re: Another thread about Goths.

              Okay, I apologize for saying he edited my post, and I was all childish for thinking otherwise.

              You guys are what this country was based on. Thank you for setting me straight.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #22
                Re: Another thread about Goths.

                This country was based upon the right of Free Men and property holders to own women and slaves. They were called FREEHOLDERS. That's where the name of our town originates.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Poison__x
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                  • Aug 2007
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                  #23
                  Re: Another thread about Goths.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  This country was based upon the right of Free Men and property holders to own women and slaves. They were called FREEHOLDERS. That's where the name of our town originates.
                  Where in the constitution or the bill of rights are either of these shown? Nowhere. It shows the rights to own land, have a gun, etc. but NOWHERE does it give you control over other human beings.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #24
                    Re: Another thread about Goths.

                    Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                    Where in the constitution or the bill of rights are either of these shown? Nowhere. It shows the rights to own land, have a gun, etc. but NOWHERE does it give you control over other human beings.
                    If you have land and a gun, you have control over everyone who doesn't. Pretty simple concept, eh? Every couple of months we cruise on down to the Greyhound bus station with our guns and collect the dregs of the earth; the druggies, alkies and gothtards. We take them out to the farm, feed them healthy and nutritious food, mostly whatever they pick that isn't saleable, give them plenty of exercise, and pay them the market rate for melon pickers minus a dollar a pint for water. After three or four months we send them back to town all cleaned up, healthy, strong, and barely scarred.

                    You see, we give everyone a chance to adore JESUS.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Wash O'Hanley
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #25
                      Re: Another thread about Goths.

                      What are you talking about? Even in San Francisco they keep slaves-- although they prefer the 12 year old Filipino boy to the standard issue jungle-negro.
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                      • Poison__x
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                        • Aug 2007
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                        #26
                        Re: Another thread about Goths.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        If you have land and a gun, you have control over everyone who doesn't. Pretty simple concept, eh? Every couple of months we cruise on down to the Greyhound bus station with our guns and collect the dregs of the earth; the druggies, alkies and gothtards. We take them out to the farm, feed them healthy and nutritious food, mostly whatever they pick that isn't saleable, give them plenty of exercise, and pay them the market rate for melon pickers minus a dollar a pint for water. After three or four months we send them back to town all cleaned up, healthy, strong, and barely scarred.

                        You see, we give everyone a chance to adore JESUS.
                        Why are you guys so content with bullshitting everyone?

                        Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                        What are you talking about? Even in San Francisco they keep slaves-- although they prefer the 12 year old Filipino boy to the standard issue jungle-negro.
                        You keep promoting all of the things that are WRONG in the world...

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #27
                          Re: Another thread about Goths.

                          Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                          Why are you guys so content with bullshitting everyone?



                          You keep promoting all of the things that are WRONG in the world...
                          The difference between us and the hundreds of ILLEGAL human traffickers is that we return addicts and wayward children to the community BETTER than they left it and we don't sell them as sex slaves. It's really sort of difficult to call that WRONG.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Brother John III
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                            • Aug 2007
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                            #28
                            Re: Another thread about Goths.

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            You're all Hell-bound sinners. That sounds exactly the same to me.
                            Amen to that sister!

                            Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                            I edited it because you used foul language that is fit only for feral street negroes. I replaced your original words with slightly less offensive equivalents because I believe in free speech and didn't want to change the message of your original post. Why you're trying to smear my good name is beyond me, I think it takes a lot of guts on my part to sit there and let you say mean things about me on Landover's forums. But then again, I just love America and free speech more than the average person.
                            Its all part of Satan's work! Trying to start a conspiracy against the True Christians. I tell you, this messenger of Satan will soon rot in the lake of fire, cursing the day, it (I cannot understand these queers) did a blood pact with satan sacrificing those 3 babies!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            It's really sort of difficult to call that WRONG.
                            I find it even more difficult to understand why a Satan worshiper is calling True Christians wrong....who does he think he is? Jesus' knowledge surpasses that of yours. Jesus knows everything, while you are just a hell bound slob!

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                            • Sister Noddy
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                              • Jun 2007
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                              #29
                              Re: Another thread about Goths.

                              Originally posted by Brother John III View Post

                              I find it even more difficult to understand why a Satan worshiper is calling True Christians wrong .... who does he think he is? Jesus' knowledge surpasses that of yours. Jesus knows everything, while you are just a hell bound slob!
                              Exactly. According to GOD'S true logic, this is a True Christian forum, True Christians worship the true GOD and love GOD'S favorite KJV1611 Bible in GOD'S favorite language English, and provide true passages from scripture to back up their true claims; therefore it's all TRUE. Satan worshippers wouldn't have a clue!
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                              • Miss Hikari
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
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                                • May 2007
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                                #30
                                Re: Another thread about Goths.

                                Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                                What are you talking about? Even in San Francisco they keep slaves-- although they prefer the 12 year old Filipino boy to the standard issue jungle-negro.
                                Oh shut up. I live in San Francisco, and there are no 12 year old Filipino boy slaves here. Dumbass.

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