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  • Sopstic
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    • Apr 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Evangelical Baptists.



    The most un-holy of all religions..Any one else agree?

    Their bigoted views, they prolly just hate black people because they are black, and then they go home and drink a bottle of cheep whiskey and beat their wives because they don't put out.

    They worship satan
  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #2
    Re: Evangelical Baptists.

    It looks like you're talking about us. I will answer under this assumption.

    Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
    Their bigoted views, ...
    All of "our" views are based on the KJV 1611 Bible. Can you point out where we conflict with the Bible? No. You just complain that following the Bible as it's written is not to your liking.

    The better question to ask is: why would we care whether you like or don't like the Bible? You're going to Hell and we're going to Heaven, so it looks like you are the one with the issues hre.

    Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
    they prolly just hate black people because they are black
    No, God cursed negroes: see the Curse of Ham. We don't personally hate negroes. In fact, we offer the possibility to become an ex-negro.

    Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
    and then they go home and drink a bottle of cheep whiskey
    I don't drink alcoholic beverages. So it looks like you are prejudiced here. This, in addition to being intolerant of people with different views.

    Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
    and beat their wives because they don't put out
    Put out what? The trash? A man shouldn't have to put up with a smelly house on account of the wife being lazy. In such a case, discipline is necessary, yes.

    Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
    They worship satan
    We aren't goths, sorry.

    I will pray that you become less bigoted and intolerant in the future.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Re: Evangelical Baptists.

      Originally posted by Sopstic View Post


      The most un-holy of all religions..Any one else agree?

      Their bigoted views, they prolly just hate black people because they are black, and then they go home and drink a bottle of cheep whiskey and beat their wives because they don't put out.

      They worship satan
      Dear Godmocking Hippie;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling drugs at Saturday Market to post this hateful message. I know that you live in a cesspool of perverts, communists and hippies, and I want you to know that God hates you for it. However, The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Evangelical Baptists.

        Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
        The most un-holy of all religions..Any one else agree?
        The relevant question is whether God agrees. He's already given us His views in a book called the King James Bible.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • repented harlot70
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 213

          #5
          Re: Evangelical Baptists.

          Excuse me please, but being a woman I am easily confused.

          Isn't it any group that rejects Jesus as Lord the worst?

          Please feel free to correct me if I am mistaken

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Evangelical Baptists.

            Originally posted by repented harlot70 View Post
            Excuse me please, but being a woman I am easily confused.

            Isn't it any group that rejects Jesus as Lord the worst?

            Please feel free to correct me if I am mistaken

            Well I'm just another woman, but I'm not sure which is worse, someone who outright rejects Jesus, or someone who claims they are Christian but doesn't read the Bible and thinks you can do whatever you like because God loves everyone.

            I think we need a Pastors viewpoint on this.
            Drama queen

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Evangelical Baptists.

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Well I'm just another woman, but I'm not sure which is worse, someone who outright rejects Jesus, or someone who claims they are Christian but doesn't read the Bible and thinks you can do whatever you like because God loves everyone.

              I think we need a Pastors viewpoint on this.
              It's the latter.

              Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • repented harlot70
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2010
                • 213

                #8
                Re: Evangelical Baptists.

                I completely agree with you. It's amazing how so many people claim to be Christians, yet never pick up the Bible and read it. It's like being an auto mechanic and never picking up a Chilton's.

                Pastor, comments please?

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