Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

[eliot mayfield]

I can't believe this. those Australiens have done it again. Now they have a telepathic (Satanic) kangaroo! I only know this because our local restaurant has Skippy steak. It's from Roos. I didn't know what that meant and then they told me it was a kangaroo. Then I rushed home and Jesosed it on the True Christian ™ way to use the net and found this stuff!
That boy was fornicating with that "roo" Dear God, please make Australia explode, burn up, or something! Please, I beseech you!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Then I see more fornicating with animals and children!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
More children with animals! How can this be? God help us all. I beseech thee, please take me to Heaven. I hope Eve is rotting in Hell for taking us out of Paradise!
This is sick!

[Dirk]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Good that you bring this to the light brother!
It is obvious that Australia loves animals. Loving in a more beastiality way that is!
The boy was not very old at the time, but the Lord knows no different punishment for a crime. At least, that's what KJV 1611 Bible tells us:

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

Let us also not forget that they eat the meat of Satanic kangaroos.

Kangaroo meat

The Australian kangaroo industry estimates that it exports kangaroo meat to more than 55 countries. Kangaroo meat is increasingly popular and export markets are expected to increase since kangaroo is considered one of the finest game meats. Its growing appeal stems from its well-flavoured, slightly gamey taste. Kangaroo meat contains very little saturated fat relative to other meats and is high in protein, zinc and iron.
The European Union and Russia are the most significant markets with the USA and Asia becoming increasingly important. All kangaroo meat processed for export undergoes strict inspection by the Australian Quarantine and Inspection Service to ensure that it is fit for human consumption.
In addition, all kangaroo meat processing plants must have a certificate of registration and are examined and certified in accordance with the strict requirements of importing countries

Here is the link

Why would one want to eat kangaroo meat? Or is it the Australian "culture" ?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Good that you bring this to the light brother!
It is obvious that Australia loves animals. Loving in a more beastiality way that is!
The boy was not very old at the time, but the Lord knows no different punishment for a crime. At least, that's what KJV 1611 Bible tells us:

Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

Let us also not forget that they eat the meat of Satanic kangaroos.

Here is the link

Why would one want to eat kangaroo meat? Or is it the Australian "culture" ?

well, uh, er, hmm, I did eat a Skippy steak yesterday. Mainly because when old Flossie dies and can no longer give milk, thay call it beef here!
But are roo's satanic? Or is it just those Austaraliens?
I'm confused. Dogs are good when they rip the throats out of trespassers. That doesn't make them evil.
Donkeys are good. Just look in the Bible!
Yet them Mexicans manage to make shows with them (I've heard rumors) that would shame Noah's kids. So is it OK, to have a Skippy steak?

[Dirk]

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well, uh, er, hmm, I did eat a Skippy steak yesterday. Mainly because when old Flossie dies and can no longer give milk, thay call it beef here!
But are roo's satanic? Or is it just those Austaraliens?
I'm confused. Dogs are good when they rip the throats out of trespassers. That doesn't make them evil.
Donkeys are good. Just look in the Bible!
Yet them Mexicans manage to make shows with them (I've heard rumors) that would shame Noah's kids. So is it OK, to have a Skippy steak?

Now you're having me doubting....can someone clearify this please? Much help would be appreciated.

[eliot mayfield]

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Pastors, help please!

[Bryan Tamariki]

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During the 1970s and 1980s TVNZ, or Television New Zealand, had a shortage of local talent - so they bought the cheapest and nastiest series from overseas they could find.

The worst imported programs were Australian . New Zealand got every episode of that satanic Skippy program, with reruns - although the episodes were so horrible that I can't remember anyone watching one all the way through.

Brother Eliot 'Skippy' was also used by the Seven Day Adventist cult to promote their cornflakes. Yes one of the largest breakfast cereal companies in Australasia is the Sanitarium Health Food Company and one of its' biggest selling products is "Skippy Cornflakes"!

YIC
Bryan.

[Twaddle]

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Skippy was the reason I left Australia

[James Dewitt]

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Skippy was the reason I left Australia

That explains a lot, you are a drunken Ausse.

[Twaddle]

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That explains a lot, you are a drunken Ausse.

No... drunken arse. Please abide with me on this

[Aaron]

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That explains a lot, you are a drunken Ausse.

Australians DO NOT drink

[Gargamel]

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I can't believe this. those Australiens have done it again. Now they have a telepathic (Satanic) kangaroo! I only know this because our local restaurant has Skippy steak. It's from Roos. I didn't know what that meant and then they told me it was a kangaroo. Then I rushed home and Jesosed it on the True Christian ™ way to use the net and found this stuff!
That boy was fornicating with that "roo" Dear God, please make Australia explode, burn up, or something! Please, I beseech you!

To be honest I see nothing wrong with, all I see is a kid holding a kangaroo and it's licking the kid on the mouth, the kid isn't licking back or anything and the rest of the opening seems pretty harmless so I see nothing wrong with this show.
If you think that that is perversive then I think that you have some perversive thoughts of your own and I think you're worse of than this show.

[Gargamel]

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To be honest I see nothing wrong with, all I see is a kid holding a kangaroo and it's licking the kid on the mouth, the kid isn't licking back or anything and the rest of the opening seems pretty harmless so I see nothing wrong with this show.
If you think that that is perversive then I think that you have some perversive thoughts of your own and I think you're worse of than this show.

Since I can't send Levi Jones (No not the pirate but a person on this site) private messages I have to contact him on the forum battlefield.
I just got schooled by Levi Jones (Pirate he be not) for speaking my mind, he called me a blasphemer and punished me.
Now Levi, why did you do that?
You didn't give me a reason why you did it, you said I was making fun of god which is bull for if you read the post you would find that I did no such thing, I just think that you shouldn't think pervertedly about thing that isn't really perversive at all.
Secondly you said that this isn't a debate site and all you do is praise the lord.
That's fine but I think if you gave people a reason why they should love the lord instead of telling them that they just have to I'm sure that a lot less people will be atheists.
Levi if you want to discus this further then please direct me to how I can send you a private message or just post your answers here.
And for the few of you who just skipped to this last line and started to read here, go back and read the post, Thank you for your time.

[Dirk]

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You have some reading to do, please read the Bible (KJV). It will save your life!