Joo-ish New Year's day

[Talitha]

So! The Joo-Boys are celebrating the New Year 5768 are they?
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?

Has all that hitting your head against the wall affected your Brains?
Every True Christian™ American knows that the New Year happens in January to coincide with the Feast of the Circumcision of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Who THEY murdered.

YIC
an angry Talitha

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Joo-ish New Year's day

So! The Joo-Boys are celebrating the New Year 5768 are they?
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?

Has all that hitting your head against the wall affected your Brains?
Every True Christian™ American knows that the New Year happens in January to coincide with the Feast of the Circumcision of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Who THEY murdered.

YIC
an angry Talitha

In a few days, they get to celebrate an even more important kike holiday. Seeing as they've not been cleansed of their sins by the Blood of Jesus, they make an inept attempt to atone for their sins themselves.

Yom Kippur is the Jewish holiday of the Day of Atonement. It is considered to be one of the holiest and most solemn days of the year...
Five prohibitions are traditionally observed, as detailed in the Jewish oral tradition (Mishnah tractate Yoma 8:1):

1. Eating and drinking
2. Wearing leather shoes
3. Bathing/washing
4. Anointing oneself with oil
5. Marital relations

Total abstention from food and drink usually begins half-an-hour before sundown (called "tosefet Yom Kippur," the "addition" of fasting part of the day before is required by Jewish law), and ends after nightfall the following day.

We get Christmas. The Joos get to abstain from eating, drinking, wearing leather shoes, washing (not that they ever do that anyway), anointing themselves with oil and marital relations*. I'd say it's pretty obvious who GOD loves more.




*there was a famous debate between the rabbis Hillel and Shammai about whether it's still alright to fornicate with Catholic schoolgirls on Yom Kippur, as long as you're not married to them.

[Talitha]

Re: Joo-ish New Year's day

Ah! Yum Kipper?



I hear the Ungodly Brits eat them for Breakfast!

[roserougesang]

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Kippers don't look that tasty.........Yum Kippers indeed....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Joo-ish New Year's day

So! The Joo-Boys are celebrating the New Year 5768 are they?
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?

Has all that hitting your head against the wall affected your Brains?
Every True Christian™ American knows that the New Year happens in January to coincide with the Feast of the Circumcision of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Who THEY murdered.

YIC
an angry Talitha

As clever as the joos are with numbers, you'd think they could count better than that.

They need to take inventory, before its too late.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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As clever as the joos are with numbers, you'd think they could count better than that.

If they would count from the very beginning of time and space, it should be year 6011. They must start counting from somewhere in the middle of Genesis 5. I can't fathom why they would number their years after the birth of Mahalaleel.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[H. Montague Worthington]

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The Joos killed Jesus. The Joos run the banks. They have a stranglehold on the international diamond trade, most Washington think tanks, the delicatessen industry, and stand-up comedy. And now they're worming their oversized noses into government....

Monica Lewinsky = Meeskite
Richard Perle = Joo
Paul Wolfowitz = Joo boy
Henry Kissenger = Big time joo
Kenneth Adelman = Dreidle spinner
Scooter Libby = Yarmelka wearer
Josh Bolten = Shylock
John Bolten = Matzo muncher
Joe Lieberman = Christ killer
Elliott Abrams = rootless cosmopolitan
Michael Chertoff = lox eater
Ari Fleischer = Takes more than his fair share of holidays
David Frum = Buys wholesale
William Kristol = Kike City
Ken Mehlman = Joo!
Michael Bloomberg = Yid

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Not only are the Joos now celebrating their pagan "New Year," but this Sunday (September 16) is Mexirican Independence Day. You can be sure the illegals are gonna be out in force, whooping it up. No doubt they'll be looting the local Wal-Marts, and raping blond-haired blue-eyed Christian girls too! They call it a "fiesta," which is Spanish for "gang rape."

I urge every right-thinking American to get ready for the 2nd Mexican War. Clean your shotguns, and stock up on ammo. It's time to take this country back!

Remember the Alamo,
Buford

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not only are the Joos now celebrating their pagan "New Year," but this Sunday (September 16) is Mexirican Independence Day. You can be sure the illegals are gonna be out in force, whooping it up. No doubt they'll be looting the local Wal-Marts, and raping blond-haired blue-eyed Christian girls too! They call it a "fiesta," which is Spanish for "gang rape."

I urge every right-thinking American to get ready for the 2nd Mexican War. Clean your shotguns, and stock up on ammo. It's time to take this country back!

Remember the Alamo,
Buford

Since when are the messicants independant? I mean honestly. Independant of what? Independant of morality maybe. Or sobriety.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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They call it a "fiesta," which is Spanish for "gang rape."

Messkins can't gang-rape anyone with those tiny little PO-KEE-TOES they have.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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In all fairness, I do want to say that there are some good Mexicans. For example, former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Well actually, I think he's only half-Mexican. His dad was a sailor in the US Navy in San Diego, and his mom was a hooker in a Tijuana whorehouse.

Anyway, he apparently saw the light and gave up that evil Catholic religion, and redeemed himself with good deeds like warrantless wiretapping and authorizing the torture of Muslim terrorists. Too bad he's afflicted with Alzheimers and can't remember any of it. I guess that was God's punishment for being half-Mexirican.

Praise the lord,
Buford