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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Mormons Exposed!!!

    This sinful calendar was being promoted on TV this morning on CNN by its news anchors: Mormons Exposed (click link at own risk). The magazine promoter was clearly a homer, you could tell by the way he was jumping around in his seat. And look at the models, and their smooth, shaven chests!! Obviously an attempt to appeal to the homers to get them to convert to Mormonism. They'll take anybody!!

    If people were really interested in the Mormons and their message, there would be no need for a pinup calendar. And when do we get to see the calendar of the wives these guys leave behind when they travel the world to spread their seed?

    Also, here's a shirt they're selling to promote their polygamous families:


    © 2007 CMH Entertainment, LLC
    Mormons Exposed is not affiliated with or endorsed by
    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
    This website and related products are intended for entertainment,
    education and philanthropic purposes.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #2
    Re: Mormons Exposed!!!

    Somebody must stop Romney. He will try to take away our guns, convert us to the Mormonistical religion, and make us sleep with multiple women. I also get the strange feeling that he wants to force us into tanning salons.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Mormons Exposed!!!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      This sinful calendar was being promoted on TV this morning on CNN by its news anchors: Mormons Exposed (click link at own risk). The magazine promoter was clearly a homer, you could tell by the way he was jumping around in his seat. And look at the models, and their smooth, shaven chests!! Obviously an attempt to appeal to the homers to get them to convert to Mormonism. They'll take anybody!!

      If people were really interested in the Mormons and their message, there would be no need for a pinup calendar. And when do we get to see the calendar of the wives these guys leave behind when they travel the world to spread their seed?
      At least that calendar doesn't feature any sweaty naked nigra bucks. So many do.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • lord warrior
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2007
        • 406

        #4
        Re: Mormons Exposed!!!

        Them real morons,opps Mormon's don't like to have them nigra bucks around all there wives. Might teach them sumpthin

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        • Seeker
          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 966

          #5
          Re: Mormons Exposed!!!

          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
          Somebody must stop Romney. He will try to take away our guns, convert us to the Mormonistical religion, and make us sleep with multiple women. I also get the strange feeling that he wants to force us into tanning salons.
          Anyone that would vote for Romney must be insane!

          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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