[Gaps]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

I finally found a difference! You see, the Denmarkish are a bunch of filthy, lawless squatters who respond to any attempt to challenge their Godless lifestyles by causing chaos and destruction.

You do not know about that episode. But it is what happens if you keep repressing some societys. As a Brit, i know you do not have streetfight far away.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

I finally found a difference! You see, the Denmarkish are a bunch of filthy, lawless squatters who respond to any attempt to challenge their Godless lifestyles by causing chaos and destruction, whereas the Netherish are a bunch of lawless, filthy squatters who respond to any attempt to challenge their Godless lifestyles by causing destruction and chaos. No. Wait...

[Dutchy the Dutchman]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Netherlands = faggots in the army

Denmark = faggots in the army

Netherlans = mostly atheists

Denmark = mostly Satanists

Netherlands = women are uppity, skanky prostitutes

Denmark = women are sass-mouthed, flea-ridden whores

Netherlands = most people are homosexuals with the AIDS

Denmark = most people are transvestites with the virus that causes AIDS

How do they not have a lot in common?

Goodnight my dear Billy Bob,

For your sake I do hope there is a heaven, otherwise your life on earth was so useless...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Billy Bob. I might have news for you. Here in The Netherlands we think of your name as a name for a typical uneducated, beer-drinking, ignorant, not knowing anything about what's going on in the world redneck.

I just wrote the name of our president. I do not care if you are interested in it or not, but saying 'its probably "asdfasdfa" or "l;kjk;jlkj;j"' while I just wrote it, that's juist plain stupid boy.

And it looks like I guessed right.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

The Netherlands and Denmark do not have a lot in common.

Netherlands = faggots in the army

Denmark = faggots in the army

Netherlans = mostly atheists

Denmark = mostly Satanists

Netherlands = women are uppity, skanky prostitutes

Denmark = women are sass-mouthed, flea-ridden whores

Netherlands = most people are homosexuals with the AIDS

Denmark = most people are transvestites with the virus that causes AIDS

How do they not have a lot in common?

[Dutchy the Dutchman]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

It's probably "asdfasdfa" or "l;kjk;jlkl;j" or something like that.

Billy Bob. I might have news for you. Here in The Netherlands we think of your name as a name for a typical uneducated, beer-drinking, ignorant, not knowing anything about what's going on in the world redneck.

I just wrote the name of our president. I do not care if you are interested in it or not, but saying 'its probably "asdfasdfa" or "l;kjk;jlkj;j"' while I just wrote it, that's juist plain stupid boy.

[Dutchy the Dutchman]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

You cannot seriously be comparing Denmark or the Netherlands to America?

No. I'm saying that asking about the differences between The Netherlands and Denmark is the same as asking about the differences between America and Mexico. Or two other countries for that matter.

Yes, I know they have a lot in common, that's why I'm interested in their differences.

The Netherlands and Denmark do not have a lot in common.

[Nobar King]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Well, you asked for differences. I gave you differences. If you don't care, why ask?

You could have also included the different lengths of the coastlines, and I wouldn't have cared about that, either.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

The only thing I got from this is that the Netherlands has three times the population of Denmark. I could care less about the name of your president.

It's probably "asdfasdfa" or "l;kjk;jlkl;j" or something like that.

[Dutchy the Dutchman]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

The only thing I got from this is that the Netherlands has three times the population of Denmark. I could care less about the name of your president.

Well, you asked for differences. I gave you differences. If you don't care, why ask?

[Nobar King]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Yes, I know they have a lot in common, that's why I'm interested in their differences.

[TravisDK]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Please. The Netherlands = one country. Denmark = one country.

So mathematically:

X = one country

The Netherlands = X

Denmark = X

The Netherlands = Denmark

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Why is this so hart to understand for you people? The Netherlands and Denmark are two different countries in Europe. The capitals are Amsterdam and Copenhagen. We do not share the same language, we do not even share a border. Asking about the differences is asking about the differences between America and Mexico.

If you want to learn more, check Wikipedia. It even comes in simple English...

You cannot seriously be comparing Denmark or the Netherlands to America?

As for Mexico, which one is full of little brown Mary worshiping, bean munching dope smugglers?

[Dutchy the Dutchman]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

Surely there are more than 5,5 denmarkians?




No, the danish currency is Kroner. Don't go changing facts just because you can't pronounce it.

Sorry, I mis-typed and corrected the number of inhabitants already. And I made a mistake while translating the Dutch word for the Danish national currency into English.

Maybe it's because of all the differences between our countries...

[Nobar King]

Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands?

I can't believe I'm doing this...

In The Netherlands we speak Dutch.
In Denmark they speak Danish

The capital of The Netherlands is Amsterdam.
The capital of Denmark is Copenhagen.

The president of The Netherlands is Jan-Peter Balkenende.
The president of Denmark is Lars Løkke Rasmussen.

The Queen of The Netherlands is called Beatrix.
The Queen of Denmark is calles Margaretha II

The Netherlands has 16,5 million inhabitants.
Denmark has 5,5 inhabitants.

The currency of The Netherlands is the euro.
The currency of Denmark is the crown.

The Netherlands is borderd by the North Sea.
Denmark is borderd by the Baltic Sea.

And the list goes on and on. Is this enough for you people to realise The Netherlands and Denmark are two different countries? And do you realise it's a bit strange to ask about the differences? Just as strange asking about the differences between America and Mexico. Or America and Iran. Or America and China. Or South-Africa and Brazil. Or Spain and Venezuela.

The only thing I got from this is that the Netherlands has three times the population of Denmark. I could care less about the name of your president.