[offtheheezay95]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

first thread i read on this forum and im utterly dissapointed. God tells us to love our neighbours, to show non believers the true paths, yet you all just throw insults in every direction calling everyone supporting soccer a "queer"
honestly, God would be ashamed of everything in this thread, you "true christians" are allowing satan into your hearts with all this hate and anger.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Why does everything make you think about sex? Are you some kind of pervert?

I know that this is probably a new concept to you eskimo savages, but she is a bulldyke lezbean pervert who prefers to do degenerate things with naked girls instead of marrying a proper man and servicing him as she would Jesus.

You probably don't experience such things u in the tundra...Or at least you wouldn't know because you all look alike.

[Swedish eskimo]

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okay sooo... football isn't gay? tight pants+touching eachothers butts= GAY!!!!!!! and wrestling???? ya like that? huh? does god hate that? weeeeelllllll its just males prancing around in tight tight tight did I say tight? uniforms and tumbling intertwined on a soft cushy mat... yeah not gay at all...

Why does everything make you think about sex? Are you some kind of pervert?

[terence_turdflinger]

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Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?

A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!

I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.

okay sooo... football isn't gay? tight pants+touching eachothers butts= GAY!!!!!!! and wrestling???? ya like that? huh? does god hate that? weeeeelllllll its just males prancing around in tight tight tight did I say tight? uniforms and tumbling intertwined on a soft cushy mat... yeah not gay at all...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Hi everyone,

being a eurotrash former soccerplayer, I can confirm that everything written in this thread is 100 percent true (except for the filthy lies from those drunken soccer-hooligans of course).

Soccer is clearly one of the devils tools to lead people astray. We always set our matches on sunday mornings just in order to keep everyone from going to Church. Today I wonder why Satan took this effort upon himself, considering the false teachings being spread by pedophiles and feminazis in our europistan "Churches". As if those false Churches would bring you closer to God than a soccergame!

Of course, soccer is probably the most boring "game" ever invented. But nobody really cares about this, because the real "game" begins right after the final whistle when it comes to gay group sex in the shower room. In fact we mostly arrived 90 minutes late to avoid the silly foreplay.

It's obvious that God dislikes soccer, otherwise it would be popular in His own country, the USA!

I now have renounced soccer and only indulge in more Godly activities like real football, NASCAR and hotdog eating contests, hoping to come closer to Jesus and a greencard!

Praise Jesus! Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Hi everyone,

being a eurotrash former soccerplayer, I can confirm that everything written in this thread is 100 percent true (except for the filthy lies from those drunken soccer-hooligans of course).

Soccer is clearly one of the devils tools to lead people astray. We always set our matches on sunday mornings just in order to keep everyone from going to Church. Today I wonder why Satan took this effort upon himself, considering the false teachings being spread by pedophiles and feminazis in our europistan "Churches". As if those false Churches would bring you closer to God than a soccergame!

Of course, soccer is probably the most boring "game" ever invented. But nobody really cares about this, because the real "game" begins right after the final whistle when it comes to gay group sex in the shower room. In fact we mostly arrived 90 minutes late to avoid the silly foreplay.

It's obvious that God dislikes soccer, otherwise it would be popular in His own country, the USA!

I now have renounced soccer and only indulge in more Godly activities like real football, NASCAR and hotdog eating contests, hoping to come closer to Jesus and a greencard!

[BelieverInGod]

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Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?

Who, what huh? Are you talking about the New York Rangers? What do they have to do with soccer?

Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?

No KING JAMES DID NOT WRITE THE KING JAMES BIBLE. God wrote the Bible, King James commissioned the best and brightest men to translate it from the ancient scriptures.

I'm a bit confused with this.

Oh, I'm sure a lot of things confuse you.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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By jove old chap, remember your roots my boy!

He is no a tree!

Yes I live on an island called Britain.

Oh, Sorry to hear that.

But I live on Gods earth. Does it matter where upon this place I live?

Well, ....generally yes, ....I mean...Somalia, Detroit, England, Bosnia...

If I say to you that the USA is far superior to Britain, would that satisfy you?

He's a good Critsian man. Is job of his wife to satisfy he.

If it is a need you have in yourself then I shall oblidge.

No. Of course not. He no have needs. Only need for God. Shoo!

[Smile1967]

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Pisspot island - you're British aren't you? YOur IP certainly says so.
Can you honestly say that the UK is anything else???!?

(Clue: 2 letter answer)

By jove old chap, remember your roots my boy!

Yes I live on an island called Britain.

But I live on Gods earth. Does it matter where upon this place I live?

If I say to you that the USA is far superior to Britain, would that satisfy you?

If it is a need you have in yourself then I shall oblidge.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I don't watch much TV myself. I thought the "little pisspot" remark was a little uncalled for, have I offended you in some way?

If I have, please forgive me, I never meant to.

Pisspot island - you're British aren't you? YOur IP certainly says so.
Can you honestly say that the UK is anything else???!?

(Clue: 2 letter answer)

[Smile1967]

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I think you'll find the word 'Rangers' is little known outside of your little pisspot of an island and most foreigners, like poor ignorant María, wil think of the Texas Rangers - Chuck Norris I presume, TV, don't watch that crap myself.

I think that's what she means.

I don't watch much TV myself. I thought the "little pisspot" remark was a little uncalled for, have I offended you in some way?

If I have, please forgive me, I never meant to.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Hello!

Sorry, I didn't mention Chuck Norris. Who is he?

I think you'll find the word 'Rangers' is little known outside of your little pisspot of an island and most foreigners, like poor ignorant María, wil think of the Texas Rangers - Chuck Norris I presume, TV, don't watch that crap myself.

I think that's what she means.

[Smile1967]

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Why are you talk of Chuck Norris?
I'm more confuse than you.


YIC, Mari - (in a baaaaad mood cos of what her cousin Macarena the harlot have done today and I'm gonna kill that bitch sorry of you are minding this is no against anybody just that bitch Macarena...)

Hello!

Sorry, I didn't mention Chuck Norris. Who is he?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?

Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?

I'm a bit confused with this.

Why are you talk of Chuck Norris?
I'm more confuse than you.


YIC, Mari - (in a baaaaad mood cos of what her cousin Macarena the harlot have done today and I'm gonna kill that bitch sorry of you are minding this is no against anybody just that bitch Macarena...)

[Smile1967]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?

Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?

I'm a bit confused with this.