[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Australian I heard.

And the difference?

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Who won the World Cup? GERMANS!

What nationality was Hitler???

Australian I heard.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Did you know that the so-called "hero of the American Soccer team" (Tim Howard) is an actual retard?

It's true. He's not the mongolid type of retarded, he's the kind that shouts out oscenities in Church and then claims he can't help it, because he's a retarded.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Who won the World Cup? GERMANS!

What nationality was Hitler???

This is so true, it doesn't even have to be said, my friend. It's just understood by all True Christians™. But that's not who we're dealing with in this thread, sadly

There's a growing mountain of evidence that the Chancellor has been spotted at many soccer events...leading to the reopening of the assumption that he even died. I think there was a television show about it once.

The soccer teams may be harboring this fugitive!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Who won the World Cup? GERMANS!

What nationality was Hitler???

[ExGay Alex]

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Watching the Argentine players cry after they lost was sickening.

Do NFL players cry when they lose the Superbowl?

What's the difference? Argentines are Mary-worshipping Cathlics, while Godly Americans have salvation in Christ. Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

Only the Hell-bound cry.

[ChristDad]

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Thank you cranky for this shocking revelation! I caught my grandson watching this homosexual pornography and was very alarmed. The first thing that I saw was 2 gay men trying sodomize each other, rubbing their genitals together and trying to spread their homosexual agenda. I thought for a moment that God had smote the fags as when one homosexual touched the other one he fell over limp like he was mortally wounded. I was saddened to see Satan himself possess the faggot and bring him back to life. This is clearly a troubling sign for our times.

Revelation 16:8 And the fourth Angel powred out his viall vpon the Sunne, and power was giuen vnto him to scorch men with fire.

I think it is clear the faggot was scorched by the angel, unfortunately only to be revived by Satan

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well, in soccer accidents can happen, but in American Football even sometimes the cheerleadeds get tread to death by the players. Does that happen on soccer? Who's more violent then?

Friend,

To make a FREEDOM omelet, you must break some eggs. Thus it is so with REAL (as in American) football.

[brother guthro]

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You sir, deserve a nobel prize

well said

[IH4TEGOD 2.0]

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Challenge acepted.

1. Impossible to refute, as the Bible doesn't discuss soccer.
2. See 1
3. See 1
4. See 1
5. See 1
6. See 1
7. See 1
8. See 1, replace soccer with soccer fans
9. See 1, replace soccer with fascism (Wait a minute, I thought you all loved fascism. I saw a post on this website that said Hitler wasn't that bad.)
10. "And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." Mark 12:31

Before you say I lost, consider this: If you saw I lost, so did Cranky Old Man. He didn't use the Bible to make his conclusions, he made up his own conclusions, then used the Bible to show that if his conclusion are right, soccer is bad, and God hates it. WAIT A MINUTE! Cranky Old Man used this article to say God hates soccer therefore "transfering his personal thought and feelings onto God". Let's see what the founding fathers said about religion:

“Of all the animosities which have existed among mankind, those which are caused by a difference of sentiments in religion appear to be the most inveterate and distressing, and ought to be deprecated. I was in hopes that the enlightened and liberal policy, which has marked the present age, would at least have reconciled Christians of every denomination so far that we should never again see the religious disputes carried to such a pitch as to endanger the peace of society.” -George Washington

“In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own. It is error alone that needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.” -Thomas Jefferson

"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.” -Thomas Jefferson


I think this speaks for itself.

Also, don't jump to conclusions. I was born an American citizen.

You sir, deserve a nobel prize

[Daniel G]

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Once a ref got in a fight and ended up stabbing a player. The team's fans ran on the field and attacked the ref. Then they ripped off his head and put it on a stake in the middle of the field...
True story
I'm sure God shudders to think of such violence from potheads and homers.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Well, in soccer accidents can happen, but in American Football even sometimes the cheerleadeds get tread to death by the players. Does that happen on soccer? Who's more violent then?

Dear child. This is not a debate forum.
God has told us, that there is a time for everything.

During an American football season many things can happen, things that are part of Christian life. This is so beautifully said in this scripture:

Ecclesiastes 3:1-4

Soccer is different thing. People cheat there, act that they are hurt, to get some advantage. That is not christian.

1 Peter 2:1

[DarkTower]

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Friend,

A REAL sport features concussions and dislocated joints, not leg cramps and occasional acts of cannibalism like we've seen in this years' World Cup. Jesus watches American football and that is a fact.

Well, in soccer accidents can happen, but in American Football even sometimes the cheerleadeds get tread to death by the players. Does that happen on soccer? Who's more violent then?

[Bobby-Joe]

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#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
-Well, can you be playing scoccer 90 minutes running and playing? they safe energy, it´s common sense.

Friend,

A REAL sport features concussions and dislocated joints, not leg cramps and occasional acts of cannibalism like we've seen in this years' World Cup. Jesus watches American football and that is a fact.

[DarkTower]

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IM NOT A SOCCER FOLLOWER, IM JUST THE SAME WITH MOSTLY ANY KIND OF SPORT
#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
-Soccer it isn´t lying nor cheating, at least in the official tournaments, where cheating itsn´t alowed, and players... PLAYERS DON´T SPEAK, HOW THEY LIE

#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
-99% Want to be treated as professional players, for get money and sponsors, not to be prophets.

#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
-Sometimes accidents can happen, but it´s still a stupid statement

#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
-Well, can you be playing scoccer 90 minutes running and playing? they safe energy, it´s common sense.

#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
-God it´s everywere, and usually scoccer it´s played on the afternoon-night

#6 Soccer makes people gay!
-"Oh... Im playing soccer... and I have a sensation that Im starting to like boys... I like young strong boys in shots......" (COME ON!!!)

#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
-Your getting on wet area, those accidents happen because of human´s fails. I don´t think God will kill people because they like soccer.

#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
"Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man."- hemmm, ok, so... yeah, killing sinners, burning women, etc. etc... no, that´s not violence.

#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
-That´s your absolutely your point of view, not gods

#10 France is successful at soccer!
-...


Well, I don´t think God it´s offended at soccer, absolutely not.