[crazyjack13]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

This post may be old, but it still rings true. No wonder all of my Gay coworkers would play soccer every Sunday...

[MitzaLizalor]

I couldn't believe it: AN ACTUAL PILLOW BITING DEMONSTRATION

but from a nation producing THIS anything is possible

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

let me just leave this picture here.
(football seems pretty gay to me my dudes.)

I agree with your picture, football is getting gayer since they let the nigroes in.


Also they are losing audience. Most of all for opposing the great Donald Trump (best president EVER, and also best TV host EVER)

[Shesmycherrypie]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?

A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!

I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.

let me just leave this picture here.
(football seems pretty gay to me my dudes.)

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Hello and welcome to our Godly forum!

After properly introducing yourself, please provide some actual Biblical evidence for your statements.

He might be referring to some of the folowing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Jesus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Fern%C3%A1ndez_Collado

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Glar%C3%ADa

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Navas

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Jesus

And many other "Jesus" that like soccer. Obviously, not the Jesus we care for.

[Basilissa]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

God hates soccer... but Jesus doesn't.

Hello and welcome to our Godly forum!

After properly introducing yourself, please provide some actual Biblical evidence for your statements.

[IAmTheTrueVillageIdiot]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

God hates soccer... but Jesus doesn't. Didn't you know Jesus is a rebel?

Well, I have a different believe. I even believe that Jesus [FOUL AND AGGRESSIVE IMAGERY OF SELF-RAPE REMOVED BY MODERATOR].

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

I am not dismissing anything you've said merely trying to clarify what you've said because at time you seem to miss the point of what I'm saying. I understand that you both believe that there are no interpretations of the bible and instead you present that as they are. I understand that you believe that the bible is a recount of historical events all of which that happened. And i understand that you believe that through prayer and faith anything is possible.

Im not trying to wind you. Instead im trying to understand your logic behind your argument completely so i do not make incorrect accusations of what you're trying to say.

Maybe i have not been clear enough in my responses and that is on my behalf. If I'm going in circles its simply because what you think has answered my questions has failed to do so or misinterpret what I'm asking.

Also i add this statement and other like it As always I'm not trying to be rude or dismissive of your believes. I am genuinely curious and trying to broaden my understanding to be respectful and ensure that you know I'm in no way trying to offend you so id rather you not use something I've added to be respectful as an insult to me. I understand that it must be frustrating to have to explain your view but i have been nothing but respectful in this discussion and id appreciate receiving the same respect. Thank you

Dear Sinner,

We always appreciate good manners! We a simple people. We trust God, we trust Jesus. How do we know what the want? We read the Bible. It is to be followed, not to be interpreted.

We know very well that there are observations regarding the material world that oppose God's Revelation (there were two of them, the Bible and the Incarnation as Christ). All these secular, mundane things have to be assessed against the background of the known Truth™ that is the Bible. God tests us all the time by bombarding our senses and observational devices (microscopes and tellyscopes and hardonic collisions) with delusional data.

2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

For instance, the heresies of evolution, light years, antimicrobial drugs, anti-American sporting events, etc., have all been falsified with this method. This very thread is an example of that method. If God's Word opposes an activity, it is delusion. It is only there to lure unbelievers into more sin. And if we weren't here, there'd be no-one to help the unbelievers! If we did not have the Bible, we would have to accept the sodomites as regular, hard-working, well-behaved people that they are in their everyday business. But God tells us that their choice of a lifestyle is incompatible with Salvation. We cannot disregard their Spiritual business even if they seem nice people. So we try to warn them desperately as we really wish as many as possible to reach heaven. We do know that our efforts are meager but that is what Jesus has asked us to do!

Matthew 28:19
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

We have no doubts as Jesus has informed us that whatever we do in His name, it is the correct thing to do, as we cannot sin any longer!

1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ReturnOfChildOfGod]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Okay i completely understand what you're saying and what you have been saying. Its just that its impossible not to interpret things differently because we do not all share one brain. I will not argue this any more with you though if you do not want me to. You have presented your views and I thank yo for doing so. However this is something that i do not believe i will change my stance on so out of respect to you i will stop arguing my opinion as you clearly do not want to hear it. Thank you for taking your time to explain this to me

[ReturnOfChildOfGod]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

I am not dismissing anything you've said merely trying to clarify what you've said because at time you seem to miss the point of what I'm saying. I understand that you both believe that there are no interpretations of the bible and instead you present that as they are. I understand that you believe that the bible is a recount of historical events all of which that happened. And i understand that you believe that through prayer and faith anything is possible.

Im not trying to wind you. Instead im trying to understand your logic behind your argument completely so i do not make incorrect accusations of what you're trying to say.

Maybe i have not been clear enough in my responses and that is on my behalf. If I'm going in circles its simply because what you think has answered my questions has failed to do so or misinterpret what I'm asking.

Also i add this statement and other like it As always I'm not trying to be rude or dismissive of your believes. I am genuinely curious and trying to broaden my understanding to be respectful and ensure that you know I'm in no way trying to offend you so id rather you not use something I've added to be respectful as an insult to me. I understand that it must be frustrating to have to explain your view but i have been nothing but respectful in this discussion and id appreciate receiving the same respect. Thank you

[Thomas Taylor]

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As always I'm not trying to be rude or dismissive of your believes. I am genuinely curious and trying to broaden my understanding

As always you dismiss, out of hand everything you are told. I think you are just trying to wind us up by acting like a dummy.


Brother Elmer has very eloquently told you the flaws in your reasoning using Godly Biblical Logic. You on the other hand, just continued to speak in circles.


YIC
TT

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Im not saying that what is in the bible isn't true. Im saying that different interpretations of the bible can be applied to scenarios some of which may be contradictory. Im simply wondering if the bible can truely be used as the main source of evidence. Id like you to look back at this example i used:

It is physically possible to lift a house. Statistically 20 percent of the population can. Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

This example expressed what I'm trying to say more than the others provided. As you can see i made up statistics and it is obviously not possible to life a house and yet i can use this bible verse that is not directly related but can be twisted to prove these false facts correct.

I do not want you to question the word God but more so the human application of it

As explained above, we know very well that unless you are Redeemed in the blood Christ, you fail to understand His instructions and you start making "interpretations". This is the fundamental difference between us and false Christians.

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

It is very good that you admit how you twisted the Word of God. It is always wonderful when a sinner realizes this without our pointing it out in too obvious a manner. As we never interpret but only present the Bible as it is, you can go on trusting our judgment in these matters. I am so glad we cleared that up and now you can start educating yourself in the True Message™ of the Bible!

2 Peter 1:20
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ReturnOfChildOfGod]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

You say that these things are possible through faith however they are not. Im in no way trying to be rude or disregard your opinion. But you cannot physically lift a house no matter how much you pray. You cannot cure yourself of a disease no matter how much you pray, if your immune system is unable to fight the pathogen of a deadly disease no amount of praying is going to save you.

With adequate Faith™ Jesus will cure anyone.

You've said this yet its simply not true. Believing is not going to remove the cancer from your body or going to suddenly cure incurable diseases.

Of course it is possible to move a house, but it is not based on personal strength but on prayer!

Im not sure if you're saying this is a literal or metaphorical sense may you please clarify because the way I'm understanding is that you've said that praying is going to physically move a house. Which again is not possible.

Im not here to dismiss your beliefs and again you've addressed only a minor part of what I'm saying. I am trying to say that Bible verses can be applied to any situation no matter the plausibility or whether that event is even possible because they are able to be interpreted differently. Im trying to ask how they can be used a evidence if they are interpreted differently by different people? A bible passage to you won't always mean the same thing as to does to other people. From there how is the 'true meaning' agrees upon?

As always I'm not trying to be rude or dismissive of your believes. I am genuinely curious and trying to broaden my understanding

[ReturnOfChildOfGod]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Im not saying that what is in the bible isn't true. Im saying that different interpretations of the bible can be applied to scenarios some of which may be contradictory. Im simply wondering if the bible can truely be used as the main source of evidence. Id like you to look back at this example i used:

It is physically possible to lift a house. Statistically 20 percent of the population can. Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

This example expressed what I'm trying to say more than the others provided. As you can see i made up statistics and it is obviously not possible to life a house and yet i can use this bible verse that is not directly related but can be twisted to prove these false facts correct.

I do not want you to question the word God but more so the human application of it