Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
This is one of the most ridiculious arguments i have ever seen.
Soccer makes people gay? What about American football, players are constantly tackling each other? How does playing with girls make people gay?
Soccer is babyish? Why don't you try catching a ball with your face?
P.S.: God would probably hate America, seeing as how most of the founding fathers were deists or atheists.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Originally posted by aaronrecke View PostYou are actually all idiots...
...Why should you believe what a crazy old man says about a sport?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Originally posted by aaronrecke View PostYou are actually all idiots, Why should you believe what a crazy old man says about a sport?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostDid I say differently?
And so friendly and polite, too.
I'm sure your mother tried.
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Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View PostI'm actually 15 idiot
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View PostI'm actually 15...
... idiot
I'm sure your mother tried.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostIf you're trying to sound like you're 11 years old, good job.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View PostAmericans are dickheads, get some gun laws b*tch.
And FYI, it is a known fact that Americans (especially baptists) are 100% Stupider that the rest of he worlds population.
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Originally posted by John Creeser View PostSoccer a good sport? It is UN-AMERICAN and Godly Ann Coulter sums it up beautifully.
Read it and weep.
And FYI, it is a known fact that Americans (especially baptists) are 100% Stupider that the rest of he worlds population.
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Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostSoccer players aren't running for the full 45 minutes of a round. They are mostly walking or standing still and they are only running for short periods of time when it's relevant to the game. It's a well known fact that during an entire game attackers walk about 4 miles, midfielders 6 miles, defenders 3 miles and the goalkeeper less than 1 mile. Even a child can walk those distances in that time. Don't let the fact that soccer players fall down as if they are shot every time an opponent even points at them give you the false impression that soccer is hard. It's not. I walk a lot more than 6 miles each and every day when I am hunting for my dinner and I have done so for over 70 years now (I am 77 years old).
You can donate the 1 Dollar you just lost to the Baptist Church closest to where you live.
I payed soccer for a full season last year, I had to drink 3 bottles of Gatorade a game to keep myself energised and hydrated so I could continue running, your false impression that soccer is not a physical sport is ridiculous, perhaps watch a FULL game from the 2014 FIFA World Cup before you judge the sport.
Sincerely,
your Atheist friend that loves soccer.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Indeed Brother Cranky. Most energy is spent in discussing what type of Gucci bag they just bought and which shoulder tastes the nicest to bite in.
Any "sports" where Belgium (the hoax goes deep indeed) can be the favorite against the USA is not worth a damn.
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Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View PostSoccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.
You can donate the 1 Dollar you just lost to the Baptist Church closest to where you live.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Originally posted by IH4TEGOD View PostSoccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.
You can donate the 1 Dollar you just lost to the Baptist Church closest to where you live.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
Soccer a good sport? It is UN-AMERICAN and Godly Ann Coulter sums it up beautifully.
If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time
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Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostI don't understand why, after my firm warnings on the matter, people still play soccer!
There is nothing wrong with being homosexual, and even so, soccer doesn't make people homosexual, I bet you get out of bed every morning like: "Hmmm.... What can I say God hates today."
Soccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.
"Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church!"
I honestly don't know what to say about that, Satan did NOT design soccer, let alone exist. Soccer is actually a better thing to do on Sundays than sit in a church and listen to a pedophile priest ramble on about his imaginary friends: God, Jesus and Moses.
Oh yeah, and why do you say that "God" hates soccer because France is successful at it, What have you got against France?
I love soccer, not men, I'm not lazy and I don't want to go to church on Sundays to hear about all of the bullshit in the bible (please excuse my French hehe).
Your argument is now officially invalid, now get back to piffleing your sister you redneck arsehole!
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