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  • #31
    Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

    Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
    It was my mom's idea. If it isn't proper, I won't do it. Is it alright as a hobby?
    Is your mother a bulldyke?

    You should be learning to bake pies and scrub kitchen floors till they shine like a mirror. Maybe you'd like to consider applying to Landover Baptist University's Advanced Degree in Motherhood.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #32
      Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      No it is not alright.





      God does not like woman wearing pants, makeup, piercings and tattoos:
      • Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
      • 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
      • Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
      I ment specifically about my hair. I am going shopping for new clothes in about four days.

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      • #33
        Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Is your mother a bulldyke?

        You should be learning to bake pies and scrub kitchen floors till they shine like a mirror. Maybe you'd like to consider applying to Landover Baptist University's Advanced Degree in Motherhood.
        Oh I know how to do those already!! My grandmother practically raised me. I live with my father and step - mother. Either way, the only reason I like mechanics is because I like feeling like I earned the money I spend. Hard work makes you more thankful for what you have

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        • #34
          Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

          Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
          Oh I know how to do those already!! My grandmother practically raised me. I live with my father and step - mother. Either way, the only reason I like mechanics is because I like feeling like I earned the money I spend. Hard work makes you more thankful for what you have
          I didn't know you were working, how much do you tithe to the Church?
          You speak of fulfillment. Think of the fulfillment you will have when you know Gods Love and you are married and keeping a good Christian home and fulfilling the wants and needs of your husband and you are raising 6-7 good Soldiers of Christ boys and maybe a girl or two as well.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • #35
            Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

            Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
            I ment specifically about my hair. I am going shopping for new clothes in about four days.
            I hope that you learn to accept Jesus into your life. I also hope that being goth is not a choice that you will ever begin to pursue again. God would not allow a goth into Heaven.

            New clothing is a must. Make sure that you have nice dresses and learn how to make a decent pie. Otherwise, a Christian boy should not be allowed near you.
            Isaiah 53:5
            "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

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            • #36
              Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

              Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
              I didn't know you were working, how much do you tithe to the Church?
              You speak of fulfillment. Think of the fulfillment you will have when you know Gods Love and you are married and keeping a good Christian home and fulfilling the wants and needs of your husband and you are raising 6-7 good Soldiers of Christ boys and maybe a girl or two as well.
              Oh, that does sound nice.... as for tithing, my parents confiscate my paychecks. Apparantly I would spend it on "goth junk" which SO isn't true!

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              • #37
                Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                I've been watching this train wreck from the beginning. I feel like I'm watching "The Fugitive".
                First you were just a Canadian, now you're a goth Canadian. I know that I'm being played and I don't like how it feels. You had better start praising Jesus pretty soon if you know what's good for you.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #38
                  Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I've been watching this train wreck from the beginning. I feel like I'm watching "The Fugitive".
                  First you were just a Canadian, now you're a goth Canadian. I know that I'm being played and I don't like how it feels. You had better start praising Jesus pretty soon if you know what's good for you.
                  Yes, sir!!!

                  PRAISE JESUS!!

                  Yes, I mean it, no I am not being sarcastic. I promise!!! May God strike me with lightning if I am lying.

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                  • #39
                    Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                    Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
                    Heh, he doesn't know I'm goth. I always dress up real nice for him, just because he's special..... He asked me if I was goth once, and he started getting me to go to church with him, he said he loves me and doesn't want me to go to hell... Isn't that sweet???

                    So your a liar as well as a satan worshipper...
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                    Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                    so a fool returneth to his folly

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                    • #40
                      Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                      Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
                      Yes, I mean it, no I am not being sarcastic. I promise!!! May God strike me with lightning if I am lying.
                      It's been quiet here for a while. I believe the good Lord actually went ahead and acted on her wish. And even though I liked her and even though she's in hell now for ever and ever and ever and ever, it makes me shout Hallelujah and dance around in joy. Because the Lord is great and his name should not be used in vain.

                      Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
                      Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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                      • #41
                        Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                        Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
                        So your a liar as well as a satan worshipper...
                        I didn't lie, I just smiled. Then he smiled back and shook his head.

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                        • #42
                          Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                          Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
                          It's been quiet here for a while. I believe the good Lord actually went ahead and acted on her wish. And even though I liked her and even though she's in hell now for ever and ever and ever and ever, it makes me shout Hallelujah and dance around in joy. Because the Lord is great and his name should not be used in vain.

                          Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
                          No, sir, I'm still here. I just had a few things I needed to take care of around the house. We have company coming over, so we were cleaning.

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                          • #43
                            Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                            You say you wish to praise the Lord. One way is to keep his covenant is to read the Bible, have you started to read it yet?
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • #44
                              Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                              Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
                              No, sir, I'm still here. I just had a few things I needed to take care of around the house. We have company coming over, so we were cleaning.
                              To be saved you need to follow the exact words of God. Your house should always be clean both with or without company coming over.

                              Leviticus 10:10
                              And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between clean and unclean
                              "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                              • #45
                                Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                                Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
                                To be saved you need to follow the exact words of God. Your house should always be clean both with or without company coming over.

                                Leviticus 10:10
                                And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between clean and unclean
                                Amen. I am quite proud of you my fellow Dennenesisian sister. That is a powerful quote.
                                Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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