I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

I am in love with a Christian boy, and hopefully he will pop the question soon.

If he's dating you then he isn't a Christian.

[VashniEAmaraya]

Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

Alright then, I'll bite: why are you a virgin? Who are you saving yourself for -- Marilyn Manson? Robert Smith? Have Robert Smith's lips rotted off his face yet, due to lipstick-poisoning? If so, do you really want to be kissing him on your wedding night? ...




... no, I didn't think so. How about a nice Christian boy instead, dear?

I am a virgin because I am not married, therefore should not be having sex. I also think Marylin Manson is creepy, and would never marry him (eeeew) and I have no idea who Robert Smith is, so he is out of the question. I am in love with a Christian boy, and hopefully he will pop the question soon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

I guess you imagine that we're all running around screamin now, right? You really think you've pulled one over on us, right?

Well listen us pervert: This ain't our first rodeo. We've seen it all here on God's favorite forum, because satan has us under attack every day of the week. We had you pegged from your first post.

I've stepped in scarier stuff than you little girl. Now why don't you wipe mommy's makeup off your face and go back and finish your homework. Girls who mess with the goth lifestyle get in big trouble with Jesus.

[Nobar King]

Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

With a weirdo name like that I was pretty much expecting this. Don't you have a real name?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

Alright then, I'll bite: why are you a virgin? Who are you saving yourself for -- Marilyn Manson? Robert Smith? Have Robert Smith's lips rotted off his face yet, due to lipstick-poisoning? If so, do you really want to be kissing him on your wedding night? ...




... no, I didn't think so. How about a nice Christian boy instead, dear?

[VashniEAmaraya]

I know what you all are thinking; oh, she's goth, she must be a sex crazy (1), murdering(2), devil - worshiping (3) druggie (4).

1. I am a virgin, so that is bullshit.
2. I have a clean record, including juvie.
3. Would I really be here, trying to learn about Christianity, and accepting Jesus as the One True King, if I worshipped SATAN??? NO! Praise Jesus!
4. I am straight edge - no drugs, alcohol, or tobacco.

If you have any other stereotypes you would like to POLITELY discuss, I am more than willing to listen to yours, or the Bible's, side of things. Praise JESUS!!!!!!