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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Now, THIS just takes the cake. Even PETA can't resist trying to corrupt Jesus with their vile message of perversion!

    At least this story has a happy ending! (No, this is very different from the "happy ending" offered at truck stop massage parlors nationwide.)

    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals offered to rebuild the lightning-struck “Touchdown Jesus” statue earlier this week . . . making an offer showing no understanding of the Solid Rock Church’s culture.

    In 2004, the Solid Rock Church of Monroe, Ohio built a 62-foot steel-and-fiberglass depiction of Jesus’ torso emerging from (drowning in?) a pond at a cost of $250,000. The statue, commonly referred to as “Touchdown Jesus”, was struck by lightning last week and incinerated, causing $700,000 in damages to the statue and nearby amphitheater. Donations from Christians and offers from artists poured in from around the country. Among those offers was one from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), an animal-rights organization which urges everyone to “go vegan”, or cease use of all animal-based products.


    That looks more like a monkey on his shoulder to me.

    Their letter to pastors Lawrence and Darlene Bishop, available HERE, suggested that PETA replace the half-torso statue with a cemetery-style monument featuring a sculpture of Jesus carrying a lamb, standing atop a pillar reading, “Blessed are the merciful. Go vegan.”

    Said PETA Vice President Bruce Friedrich in his letter:
    An ever-growing number of Christians believe that eating the flesh of God’s creatures supports the unholy cruelty of today’s filthy factory farms and slaughterhouses. I think everyone would agree that Jesus would be horrified by the cruelty that we inflict today on animals simply to satisfy our addiction to the taste of their flesh and milk, especially when so many healthful vegan options are readily available. In the industrialized meat and dairy industries, chickens and
    turkeys have their throats cut while they’re still conscious, piglets have their tails and testicles cut off without being given any painkillers, fish are suffocated or cut open while they’re still alive on the decks of fishing boats, and calves are taken away from their loving mothers within hours of birth. Surely you would agree that such abuse contradicts God’s call to mercy and stewardship.
    In the letter, Friedrich also offered to send the church free copies of PETA’s “‘Christianity and Vegetarianism’ pamphlets, vegetarian/vegan starter kits, and children’s stickers showing a baby chick declaring, ‘Jesus loves me too!’”

    The Bishops weren’t sure what to make of the offer.

    Pastor Lawrence Bishop said he wouldn’t have expected such an offer from PETA. “It’s kind of amusing to me,” he commented, adding that he didn’t think he’d contact PETA to respond.


    Wife and co-Pastor Darlene Bishop was more direct. ”We’re not interested. We raise cattle. We’d never build a statue with stipulations that we would have to advertise for PETA,” she said. (Emphasis added.)


    That’s right, the Bishops are cattle ranchers. Friedrich’s letter was not merely off the mark, it was a direct insult to the Bishops and their way of life . . . one of which they likely believe Jesus would approve.
    Cattle ranchers!

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  • Brother Snapper Grogan
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    He has spoken.

    Will the Godless heathens of Monroe Ohio listen?

    Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post
    Here's another interesting video which was recorded about a year ago...



    It's some pagan fire-dancing ritual in front of the statue. What kind of Christian church would do that? Indeed, God will not be mocked and ironically used lightening to set fire to that horrible abomination.
    God is the Master of Irony.

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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    What on earth did they they make that Jesus statue out of ??

    Nitrocellulose and napalm ??


    What's wrong with Godly marble or granite??

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  • Rebuko the Clown
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    Here's another interesting video which was recorded about a year ago...



    It's some pagan fire-dancing ritual in front of the statue. What kind of Christian church would do that? Indeed, God will not be mocked and ironically used lightening to set fire to that horrible abomination.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    Here it is, full color video of God's warning to the people of Monroe, Ohio: Shape up or burn in Hell!

    Corrected the soundtrack for you

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  • WWJDnow
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    Here it is, full color video of God's warning to the people of Monroe, Ohio: Shape up or burn in Hell!

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    They may as well allow soulless retards in their congregation!

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  • WWJDnow
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    One of the so-called pastors of that so-called church is a woman! I wonder if they took a razor blade to their Bibles when they came across this passage:

    Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:34-36

    No wonder God was pissed off--these idol worshippers were taking their religious instruction from a girl. Abomination!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I don't see any tomato sauce in those newsphotos.

    That's fire, me bucko.
    So he chose to use some symbolism that would help them get the message. The Lord God our Creator will use his Noodly Appendages in whatever way he likes.

    And our Lord does like to use fire from time to time:

    Pastalm XVIII
    1. As I gaze upon my
    2. Plate of exquisite aroma
    3. And subtle flavour
    4. I cannot but wonder,
    5. What is this spice that
    6. My good lord
    7. Has placed before me.
    8. His words appear like a mighty fire
    9. In the sky
    10. “Eat the dish that I will show you
    11. The dish you do not know
    12. And you shall win at life.”
    13. I nibble.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    That's fire, me bucko.
    Jo Freddie will be learning about fire soon enough.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Looks to me like The Flying Spaghetti Monster trying to give them a clue that they are worshipping the wrong Deity.
    I don't see any tomato sauce in those newsphotos.

    That's fire, me bucko.

    "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." -- John 15:6

    "The Lord Jesus ... in flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God ... who shall be punished with everlasting destruction." -- 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9

    "The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God ...he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." -- Revelation 14:10-11

    "The fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." -- Revelation 21:8

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Looks to me like The Flying Spaghetti Monster trying to give them a clue that they are worshipping the wrong Deity.

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  • Dirk
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The "church" behind it is nondenominational.

    You know what Jesus thinks about that.
    Church? That is not a church, but a demonworshipping cult.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    The "church" behind it is nondenominational.

    You know what Jesus thinks about that.

    Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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  • Dirk
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    This is outrageous!

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