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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12336

    #1

    Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"



    When you've been in public relations as long as I have, you can see things coming.

    Here on this forum the truth about Iceland has been revealed. Facts about its Godless society, God's punishment through volcanos and its socialism that leads to communism have been put out here for all to see.

    Landover Baptist brought Iceland to its knees. Now, as you might expect, its government is making a feeble effort to fight back.

    The government has dispatched agents to remote areas of the United States where it thinks no one will catch on and had them plant newspaper stories favorable to Iceland. Above is one such effort in Fargo, ND. We see the "reporter" writing down cute little "facts" about Iceland making it seem like a friendly loveable little place.

    But, of course, it will not work. Publishing favorable articles in the New York Times might do something for Iceland. But publishing in an area so remote you cannot get there by car will not offset the power of Landover Baptist Church. Not even close.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"

    Jesus always wins.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #3
      Re: Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      http://www.inforum.com/event/article...36/group/Life/

      When you've been in public relations as long as I have, you can see things coming.

      Here on this forum the truth about Iceland has been revealed. Facts about its Godless society, God's punishment through volcanos and its socialism that leads to communism have been put out here for all to see.

      Landover Baptist brought Iceland to its knees. Now, as you might expect, its government is making a feeble effort to fight back.

      The government has dispatched agents to remote areas of the United States where it thinks no one will catch on and had them plant newspaper stories favorable to Iceland. Above is one such effort in Fargo, ND. We see the "reporter" writing down cute little "facts" about Iceland making it seem like a friendly loveable little place.

      But, of course, it will not work. Publishing favorable articles in the New York Times might do something for Iceland. But publishing in an area so remote you cannot get there by car will not offset the power of Landover Baptist Church. Not even close.
      In another story, buried by the above rag of a newspaper, they talk of persecuting a young man for accepting a dowry for his new bride from what could be considered ''another tribe''.

      GRAND FORKS, N.D. (AP) – A former University of North Dakota student accused of marrying a Bosnian woman for money is expected to plead guilty in federal court.
      Jeffrey Goble has pleaded not guilty to marriage fraud. Authorities say he agreed to marry 28-year-old Alma Numic for $15,000 so she could obtain U.S. citizenship. Numic has since moved to Bosnia.
      They were married at Fairy Tale Weddings in Grand Forks in June 2008.
      Goble’s lawyer filed a change of plea notice earlier this week. A hearing has not been set.
      The charge carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.



      North Dakota suddenly seems to be a Godless place, or are these isolated incidents?
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"

        I hope they fight back by offering us first class vacations to Iceland. You can't buy this kind of publicity.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29435

          #5
          Re: Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"

          How in the heck does those eskimoes think that all of europa will ever forgive them for spewing all that volcanic ash. It is because of those blubber eaters that General Chrystal got kicked out of afganistan by the nigra.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Colbert Mcpherson
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 91

            #6
            Re: Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"

            I have some more terrifying evidence that Satan is rampant in Iceland!

            Luke 10:18 And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.
            Look what was seen emanating from clouds in Iceland at the time of God's judgment:



            This "revenge" is the Devil's work!
            Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"

              Originally posted by Colbert Mcpherson View Post
              I have some more terrifying evidence that Satan is rampant in Iceland!

              Look what was seen emanating from clouds in Iceland at the time of God's judgment:



              This "revenge" is the Devil's work!
              By that logic your mythical beast is rampant in the usa too

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              • Colbert Mcpherson
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                • Jun 2010
                • 91

                #8
                Re: Iceland to Landover, "We'll fight back!"

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                By that logic your mythical beast is rampant in the usa too
                Satan is not a myth, surely you should know that given your obvious tendency to sell your body to his service? And of course the USA has lightning. Where do you think Obama came from?
                Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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