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  • #31
    Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Ok, now I don't even know what you're talking about. I dare you to make less sense.
    I'm not surprised you are confused, being a woman and all..
    I said:
    "yours is a "billions of flies eat shit therefore it must be good" type of argument."
    Your replied that was more my argument.

    So I ask again, how so?
    Or maybe you don't even know what the "billions of flies" parable mean?

    Did I say I believe those things? I'm not the one making claims here, you are.
    You believe in atleast parts of religions that believed those things.
    That makes all of your beliefs tainted by association:
    They all come from deluded ooga-booga men, cause all paganism do.
    So the only sane thing would be to reject paganism altogether.

    Stop acting like "common sense" made you choose a pagan faith.
    You're only making yourself look like a complete idiot.

    As opposed to the bible, of course, heavily edited piece of crap literature that it is.
    The Bible has never been edited since it was dictated by God in 1611.
    Only change since then is the font in which it's usually printed in.

    I know well enough not to go about chopping my arms to prove anything.
    You don't need to.
    But you wouldn't dare test your faith on even the most harmless thing.
    Because you are faithless and deep down, your probably know you're wasting your time on silly beliefs...
    But you keep doing it because it makes you feel good and "spiritual".


    But wouldn't it feel even better to get to know the true God, Jesus Christ?
    A God that is real, and can love you?

    That's dumb, do you really think a higher power would think it a great idea to advise people to lop their hands off as a test?
    No.
    And thanks for contradicting your first arguments in this thread, fool.

    And how, exactly, would he have been better off?
    He wouldn't have cut off His arm to test God.
    Because He'd know it's a sin..

    You talked of prevention earlier, and there is no prevention to sin like Jesus Christ. Cause the Saved cannot sin. (1 John 3:6)
    Praise God!

    Ok, ok, SS, no need to get your panties underwear in a wad.
    Awww.. Someone getting frustrated?
    Your (very mature) insults are hurting.. Really.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #32
      Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      The higher power I serve is advising me that it'd be a great idea to lop your head off right about now, so I'd quit flapping my witchly yap if I were you!
      My, aren't we in a good temper this morning.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #33
        Re: Chinaman hacks off own arm to prove faith in demons

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        My, aren't we in a good temper this morning.
        I'm getting the exact same message, witch. Now would be an excellent time to go ahead and accept Jesus.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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