Edd's Letters

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Edd's Letters

Dream on, and the quote from KJV shows you have missed the point my dear.

I just figured out a new signature quote for you my al dente friend'


''Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life boy'' Dean Wormer. Animal House, the Movie.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Edd's Letters

Well, I admire this about you, at least.

I think we are having a good effect on you, Little One.

Titus 2:4-5 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God™ not be blasphemed.

Dream on, and the quote from KJV shows you have missed the point my dear.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Edd's Letters

There are too many drunken prostitutes in here at times, and I find myself...try[ing] to show them how wrong they are.

Well, I admire this about you, at least.

I think we are having a good effect on you, Little One.

Titus 2:4-5 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God™ not be blasphemed.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Edd's Letters

There are too many drunken prostitutes in here at times, and I find myself becoming almost as repetitive when I try to show them how wrong they are.

Now if you would all kindly take the time to read the TRUE word of God, details of which you can find below, we might have fewer drunken prostitutes.

RAmen

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Edd's Letters

First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members

1 One day a man entered a strip joint and sat at a back table.
2 Verily, he did order his minimum of drinks, which numbered two.
3 He sat, expressionless, staring at the strippers, without tipping, without beckoning them over.
4 And, yea, did the strippers avoid him and call him 'creepy.'

5 All night, the creepy patron did sit and stare.
6 The strippers whispered amongst themselves about the body parts he most likely concealeth in a freezer.

7 But, lo, one stripper did become intoxicated and became much too physical with all the customers.
8 Her coworkers did liken her unto a prostitute and were embarrassed on her behalf.
9 She danced provocatively, yet clumsily, eliciting not tips but pity.

10 Behold, On this day I issue a challenge to unrepentant lurkers:
11 Be not like the creepy patron, staring without participating.
12 Lurk until you have become familiar with these forums, then participate.
13 But do not become like the drunken stripper; remember to post with civility, consideration of others, and make a sincere attempt to verify your contribution is intelligible and interesting and not repetitive.

14 Respect the seriousness of the serious threads and the silliness of the humorous threads, for is not The Flying Spaghetti Monster composed of many noodly appendages, each as omniscient and omnipotent as the next?
15 So it is with the forums.

16 May The FSM guide your hands over your keyboard while protecting it from beverages.

RAmen

Pasta Boy,
You forgot to take your medication,again. You know how you get when you miss a dose.

[Jo Freddie]

First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members

1 One day a man entered a strip joint and sat at a back table.
2 Verily, he did order his minimum of drinks, which numbered two.
3 He sat, expressionless, staring at the strippers, without tipping, without beckoning them over.
4 And, yea, did the strippers avoid him and call him 'creepy.'

5 All night, the creepy patron did sit and stare.
6 The strippers whispered amongst themselves about the body parts he most likely concealeth in a freezer.

7 But, lo, one stripper did become intoxicated and became much too physical with all the customers.
8 Her coworkers did liken her unto a prostitute and were embarrassed on her behalf.
9 She danced provocatively, yet clumsily, eliciting not tips but pity.

10 Behold, On this day I issue a challenge to unrepentant lurkers:
11 Be not like the creepy patron, staring without participating.
12 Lurk until you have become familiar with these forums, then participate.
13 But do not become like the drunken stripper; remember to post with civility, consideration of others, and make a sincere attempt to verify your contribution is intelligible and interesting and not repetitive.

14 Respect the seriousness of the serious threads and the silliness of the humorous threads, for is not The Flying Spaghetti Monster composed of many noodly appendages, each as omniscient and omnipotent as the next?
15 So it is with the forums.

16 May The FSM guide your hands over your keyboard while protecting it from beverages.

RAmen