Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?

No it's just that I've been on this board for over an hour today and have yet to hit a thread Praising Jesus.

I'm tired of trolls, usually I can take your stuff, but when it's mixed in with all of the high school losers who have nothing to do until September (64 more days) it gets tiring.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?

You do realize you idiots have your own board, right?

Or have you been tossed off of there for being annoying?

I post this here as some people keep trying to claim that no one knew anything about the One True God before the Great Prophet published the Gospel.

Scared of anything that points towards the TRUTH Ms Big?
Frightened that exposure to the TRUTH will erode the foundations of the lie you base your life on?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?

You do realize you idiots have your own board, right?

Or have you been tossed off of there for being annoying?

[Church1000]

Re: Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?

Thank you for spreading the word of a religion that actually makes sense.

Much sauce to you.

[Jo Freddie]

Have a Listen to this

To help you understand it here are the words:

Hi kids
(Hi Tom)
Let's sing a little bit

On top of spagetti (on top of spagetti)
All covered with cheese (all covered with cheese)
I lost my poor meatball (I lost my poor meatball)
When somebody sneezed (when somebody sneezed)

It rolled off the table (it rolled off the table)
And onto the floor (and onto the floor)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Rolled out of the door (rolled out of the door)

It rolled in the garden (it rolled in the garden)
And under a bush (and under a bush)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Was nothing but mush (was nothing but mush)

Alright now
I'll tell you the words
And you sing it back to me

On top of spagetti (on top of spagetti)
All covered with cheese (all covered with cheese)
I lost my poor meatball (I lost my poor meatball)
When somebody sneezed (when somebody sneezed)

It rolled off the table (it rolled off the table)
And onto the floor (and onto the floor)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Rolled out of the door (rolled out of the door)

It rolled in the garden (it rolled in the garden)
And under a bush (and under a bush)
And then my poor meatball (and then my poor meatball)
Was nothing but mush (was nothing but mush)

Oh, the mush was as tasty (oh, the mush was as tasty)
As tasty could be (as tasty could be)
And early next summer (and early next summer)
It grew into a tree (it grew into a tree)

The tree was all covered (the tree was all covered)
With beautiful moss (with beautiful moss)
It grew lovely meatballs (it grew lovely meatballs)
And tomato sauce (and tomato sauce)

So if you eat spaghetti (so if you eat spaghetti)
All covered with cheese (all covered with cheese)
Hold on to your meatball (hold on to your meatball)
And don't ever sneeze (and don't ever sneeze)
And don't ever sneeze

This clearly a Pastafarian Hymn and it originates from 1963 written and originally performed by folk singer Tom Glazer with the Do-Re-Mi Children's Chorus.

The Great Prophet Bobby Henderson was born in 1985 and 20 years later The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster was relieved to him. Throughout time the FSM has made himself known to many, there are examples of Cave Paintings all around the world that depict him.

Was well as this Hymn The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, brought this Forum's Favourite Pastafarian preacher into this world in 1963, I do not think this is any coincidence.

So the answer to the Question "Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?" is most defiantly YES.