You are going to be judged by God with the words of the Qur'an. prove me wrong.
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Re: The Qur'an?
Quite simply because the Koran does not agree with Jesus.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
On the other hand, the Koran says
Allah ought but the truth. Christ Jesus the son of Mary was (no more than) A Messenger of Allah, And His Word, which He bestowed on Mary, and the Spirit proceeding From Him: so believe In Allah and His Messengers. Say not "Trinity": desist: It will be better for you: For Allah is One God: Glory to Him: (Far Exalted is He) above Having a son.
And because we know Jesus always wins. You have been proven wrong.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Who said Jesus will always win? how do you not know that all of this has been one big misunderstanding and that Jesus' Real name is Stanley?Originally posted by Levi Jones View PostQuite simply because the Koran does not agree with Jesus.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
On the other hand, the Koran says
Allah ought but the truth. Christ Jesus the son of Mary was (no more than) A Messenger of Allah, And His Word, which He bestowed on Mary, and the Spirit proceeding From Him: so believe In Allah and His Messengers. Say not "Trinity": desist: It will be better for you: For Allah is One God: Glory to Him: (Far Exalted is He) above Having a son.
And because we know Jesus always wins. You have been proven wrong.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Why are you reading the Quran. It is the bible for pedophiles
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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No, God mocker. His name was Jesus and He came to die for your sins. Won't you accept Him into your heart so you can go to Heaven with us?Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View PostWho said Jesus will always win? how do you not know that all of this has been one big misunderstanding and that Jesus' Real name is Stanley?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Fuck that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.Originally posted by Levi Jones View PostNo, God mocker. His name was Jesus and He came to die for your sins. Won't you accept Him into your heart so you can go to Heaven with us?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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You are going to hell because you are a pedophile.Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Postpiffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Son, don't you realize this cake you're talking about is a lie? The only truth is that in Jesus Christ.Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Postpiffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Postpiffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.
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Do you also believe you get many virgins in heaven after blowing yourself up in a terrorist attack.Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Postpiffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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