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  • stanley
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    • Jul 2010
    • 9

    #1

    The Qur'an?

    You are going to be judged by God with the words of the Qur'an. prove me wrong.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: The Qur'an?

    Quite simply because the Koran does not agree with Jesus.

    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

    On the other hand, the Koran says

    Allah ought but the truth. Christ Jesus the son of Mary was (no more than) A Messenger of Allah, And His Word, which He bestowed on Mary, and the Spirit proceeding From Him: so believe In Allah and His Messengers. Say not "Trinity": desist: It will be better for you: For Allah is One God: Glory to Him: (Far Exalted is He) above Having a son.

    And because we know Jesus always wins. You have been proven wrong.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • stanley
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      • Jul 2010
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      #3
      Re: The Qur'an?

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Quite simply because the Koran does not agree with Jesus.

      John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

      On the other hand, the Koran says

      Allah ought but the truth. Christ Jesus the son of Mary was (no more than) A Messenger of Allah, And His Word, which He bestowed on Mary, and the Spirit proceeding From Him: so believe In Allah and His Messengers. Say not "Trinity": desist: It will be better for you: For Allah is One God: Glory to Him: (Far Exalted is He) above Having a son.

      And because we know Jesus always wins. You have been proven wrong.
      Who said Jesus will always win? how do you not know that all of this has been one big misunderstanding and that Jesus' Real name is Stanley?
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: The Qur'an?

        Why are you reading the Quran. It is the bible for pedophiles
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: The Qur'an?

          Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Post
          Who said Jesus will always win? how do you not know that all of this has been one big misunderstanding and that Jesus' Real name is Stanley?
          No, God mocker. His name was Jesus and He came to die for your sins. Won't you accept Him into your heart so you can go to Heaven with us?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • stanley
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            • Jul 2010
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            #6
            Re: The Qur'an?

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            No, God mocker. His name was Jesus and He came to die for your sins. Won't you accept Him into your heart so you can go to Heaven with us?
            Fuck that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: The Qur'an?

              Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Post
              piffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.
              You are going to hell because you are a pedophile.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: The Qur'an?

                Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Post
                piffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.
                Son, don't you realize this cake you're talking about is a lie? The only truth is that in Jesus Christ.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: The Qur'an?

                  Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Post
                  piffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.

                  As well as a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory, there is Cake.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #10
                    Re: The Qur'an?

                    Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Post
                    piffle that, im only going that place if they have Deliciously moist cake. Besides, it only got 4 out of 5 stars.
                    Do you also believe you get many virgins in heaven after blowing yourself up in a terrorist attack.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Dirk
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1425

                      #11
                      Re: The Qur'an?

                      Originally posted by Atomic Zombie View Post
                      You are going to be judged by God with the words of the Qur'an. prove me wrong.
                      Why are you reading that Satanic book! Why would we care what the Korean tells us?

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