[Simonthehall]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

Don't pretend to be non-queer, you homer. REPENT.

Homer? What the hell does that mean? And what business of yours is it whether i am gay or not?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

Homer? What the hell does that mean? And what business of yours is it whether i am gay or not?

Well, you talk like one, and God hates queers, and we are trying our best to guide you towards the light, so it IS our business. If its Jesus' business, then it becomes our business, nancy.

[Simonthehall]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

Well, you talk like one, and God hates queers, and we are trying our best to guide you towards the light, so it IS our business. If its Jesus' business, then it becomes our business, nancy.

How can i talk like a gay person?

[The Absurdist]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

Just to get back to the topic, what do you guys think of the fact that Mike Huckabee plays in a rock band?

"Huckabee is the author of several books, an ordained Southern Baptist minister, a public speaker, and a musician, playing bass guitar in his rock band, Capitol Offense. He is well known for having lost 110 pounds (50 kg) in a very short time and then advocating a healthy lifestyle.[3] He and his wife, Janet, have three grown children: John Mark, David, and Sarah."

[Brother Temperance]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

How can i talk like a gay person?

We're not here to give you tips on how to get even gayer!

Just to get back to the topic, what do you guys think of the fact that Mike Huckabee plays in a rock band?

"Huckabee is the author of several books, an ordained Southern Baptist minister, a public speaker, and a musician, playing bass guitar in his rock band, Capitol Offense. He is well known for having lost 110 pounds (50 kg) in a very short time and then advocating a healthy lifestyle.[3] He and his wife, Janet, have three grown children: John Mark, David, and Sarah."

That's just wikipedia. Anyone can edit that.

[The Absurdist]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

http://www.myspace.com/capitoloffense (you should look at their "What Songs Should Capitol Offense Play?" list)

[Sionisx2]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

http://www.myspace.com/capitoloffense (you should look at their "What Songs Should Capitol Offense Play?" list)

That's a good song.

[Simonthehall]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

We're not here to give you tips on how to get even gayer!

You've got no idea what you're talking about do you. You've become so desperate to insult me that, that was the best you could come up with.

[Nobar King]

Re: THIS IS WHY ALL ROCK'N'ROLL MUSIC IS OF THE DEVIL!

Read here about what the devil made these rockers do:

Heavy Metal 'Satanists' Claim Attacks On Christian Sites - June 21, 2007
France's Expatica reports: A shadowy anti-religious group with links to heavy metal music has claimed responsibility for a series of attacks on Christian sites in Brittany in northwest France, police said Thursday.

Members of the group, which calls itself "True Armorik Black Metal", or TABM, describe themselves as "extremist and anti-ecclesiastical" in a letter sent to local newspaper the Telegramme, which published excerpts on Thursday.

"We are going to strike again, again and again," warned the letter, in which the group's acronym is scrawled in blood-red letters over the image of an inverted Christian cross.

Police, who are hunting a group of Satanists they believe responsible for the attacks, said they were taking the letter seriously and had sent it for analysis by a specialised unit.

Graffiti of the letters ABM was found at nine Christian sites desecrated in recent weeks. Police believe the letters signify Aryan Black Metal, a Satanist movement which has links to heavy metal music, paganism and far-right politics.

Last weekend, the 16th-century Chapel of the Cross at Loqueffret near the remote tip of Brittany was gutted in a blaze, which left just the four walls standing. The doors of the chapel were forced open, and several original polychrome statues were destroyed.

Eight other Christian shrines — six roadside granite crosses and two fountains — were torn down or smashed last month in an area of the Finistere department near the popular holiday resorts of Benodet and Concarneau.

[Brother Temperance]

Jesus kills rock-n-aboroller!

I was going to start a separate thread for this, but then I realised than some dead abo doesn't really deserve a thread all to themselves. Nevertheless, shout 'Glory', for Jesus has just sent some vile old abo degenerate who tried to play black metal on the didgeridoo back to Hell!

The Australian yirdaki (didgeridoo) player Alan Dargin invented a uniquely fast, powerful, non-traditional style, dubbed "rock'n'roll didgeridoo". At his favourite busking site on Sydney's Circular Quay, he was a familiar figure to tourists and locals alike for two decades. He recorded five albums with various colleagues and travelled widely outside Australia, performing in the US, Japan and Europe, in 1993 playing the Queen Elizabeth Hall in London. His most widely seen appearance was as an actor, however, with a cameo role in the 1994 movie The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
Dargin was born in the small town of Wee Waa (the self-proclaimed "cotton capital of Australia") in New South Wales. His father, Frank Dargin, was a singer/songwriter from the Wiradjuri community, and although the young Alan was raised by a non-indigenous stepmother, he learned didgeridoo from Wiradjuri elders. Having a foot in "blackfella" and "whitefella" worlds would influence his musical development.
Dargin's recorded output included the albums Bloodwood (with Michael Atherton, 1993), Two Stories in One (with the group Reconciliation, 1994), Cross + Hatch (with Michael Atherton, 1998) and DidgeriDuo (with Gary Thomas, 2001). Although able to play in the traditional style, Dargin preferred to reflect his own love of jazz, hip-hop and reggae, saying, "Who am I to put tradition on the stage?" According to Atherton, the company that released Bloodwood folded shortly afterwards, and royalties for subsequent sales over the internet have never been paid.
Dargin's health was poor as a result of years of alcohol dependency – which he had conquered – and periods spent living rough, but after veins in his throat burst, he was warned that his forceful style of playing was also endangering his life.

So, he was a stinking drunk who made a film about queers, and then he played his degenerate abo reggae thrash metal so hard Jesus made his throat explode. Good thing he's dead, otherwise the Demonrats would probably make him their Presidential candidate.