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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

    As if the filthy Mexicans weren't vile enough for worshiping Mary, now THIS.

    Jesus Graces Cover of Playboy Portugal

    The July issue of Playboy’s Portuguese edition features an unexpected figure on the cover: None other than Jesus Christ, who frolics with three different nude women within the pages of the magazine.


    The shock value of the cover and concept is undeniable: Believe it or not, though, it’s in the service of an ostensibly higher — even literary — purpose. Last month, Nobel literature laureate José Saramago died: A national hero in Portugal, he was the only Portuguese-language writer to win the Nobel literature prize.

    Saramago was an atheist, and one of his most famous novels was titled The Gospel According to Jesus Christ (O Evangelho Segundo Jesus Cristo), depicting a flawed and human Jesus: You can see the book’s title engraved into the headboard of the bed on the Playboy cover. Because that’s where you’re looking, right? It’s in Saramago’s honor that this religiously and literarily laden (and unsurprisingly, rather controversial) Jesus-with-naked-ladies photoshoot took place.




    Conclude what you will about this particular shoot’s merits, but it is kind of cool that when a Portuguese Nobel laureate dies, Playboy’s first instinct is to pull out all the stops to honor him. In their own, er, special way.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

    Pastor, I just threw up a little in my mouth. And then, all over my desk.

    This is sickening. Do those Spanjards really think they can get away with this?

    Our Baby Jesus, associating with harlots!?!?

    "Controversial", they call it. CONTROVERSIAL?

    I hope God strikes those dagos as soon as possible.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

      I pray, Sweet Jesus, strike down upon the vile people of Portugal with righteous vengeance, wipe them from the face of the earth and consume that horrid land into the bowels of the earth. I pray Jesus that you put a plague upon all the worthless Catliks and destroy them, they are no more than God Mockers and pedophiles. Amen.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

        How disgusting using Jesus to sell a porn magazine. They must be really desperate for sales if they have to do this.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2241

          #5
          Re: Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

          I did not realize Paraguay was large enough to merit it's own version of Playboy.


          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • Mark Christ
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 84

            #6
            Re: Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

            And to make it worse, they hired some espicnole to play Jesus. We all know Jesus was white with blond hair.

            Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #7
              Re: Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

              Those brazilian speaking sodomites have gone too far this time.It is time that all True Christians™ to take a stand, you notice the ring kissers wouldn't put Moohamad with the harlots would they. If we had a True Christian™ President in office instead of osamma yomomma obama that country would be one big inground pool for our German friends!

              if anyone wishes to complain here is the information I could find, remember when all is said and done this vile magazine is in the advertisement business, threaten their soul and their pocketbooks, one of the two should get their attention!

              Playboy Cyber Club
              E-mail: admin@playboy.com
              Phone: 800-276-6048
              Fax: 312-642-9228
              Postal Mail:
              Playboy.com Inc.
              Attn: MEMBER Services
              680 N. Lake Shore Drive
              Chicago IL 60611
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: Jesus Appears on Playboy Magazine Cover

                What, was He being playful again? Like when He turned the water into Wine?

                Just kidding, Pastor. Obviously that homer! with that long brown hair, wearing a hippie-ass beard and wearing a dress, could not be OurBaptistSaviour

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