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  • #31
    Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    *Sigh*
    Ok Ms I-take-everything-literally;
    I meant that I do not believe or adhere to any of the beliefs contained in christianity or the bible.
    So when the Bible says:
    Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
    14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.
    15 Thou shalt not steal.
    16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.



    You reject all that? Filthy murdering witch!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #32
      Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

      Wickers...why ask questions? Just burn the lot!

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      • #33
        Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

        Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
        Wickers...why ask questions? Just burn the lot!
        Where's the fun in that?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #34
          Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

          Ah suppose ya got a point Sista, but you never know with them wickers an' they're evil powers. I'd never give 'em a chance to speak.

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          • #35
            Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

            Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
            Ah suppose ya got a point Sista, but you never know with them wickers an' they're evil powers. I'd never give 'em a chance to speak.
            They don't get a chance to speak when I'm around.
            I got one of the top Ladies scores in the Wicca hunt

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #36
              Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

              Wow! Wha' was the score?

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              • #37
                Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

                Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
                Wow! Wha' was the score?
                Still counting.
                Trouble is they have to put the pieces back together to find out the real number.
                It's a wonderful event, you should try it.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #38
                  Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

                  A zero-tolerance policy against witches....what a beautiful thing. Never see that 'round false churches, nosiree. Praise!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

                    A wicker hunt? When's the next one, Sister Talitha? Sounds like such fun, plus the world is gradually being rid of evil.

                    Praise Jesus!
                    "The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
                    Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12

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                    • #40
                      Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

                      Originally posted by Anna Marie Raven View Post
                      nosiree.
                      What's nosiree?

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                      • #41
                        Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

                        Originally posted by moviefan View Post
                        What's nosiree?
                        No sir; with the "ee" added on for emphasis. Very traditional American saying. Are you some kind of Godless eurotrash?

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                        • #42
                          Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          No sir; with the "ee" added on for emphasis. Very traditional American saying. Are you some kind of Godless eurotrash?
                          From the location, I'm guessing so. I'm just hoping that when this chinless rotten-toothed sodomite begs Jesus for entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven, Our Lord doesn't reply "No, Sirrah!"

                          Or is it blasphemous to imply that the Almighty would address someone as Sirrah? I'm never too good with this kind of complex theological issue.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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