[Levi Jones]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

Because you're all insane mabye?

What is insane about teaching the Bible?

Sorry I don't speak dork.

I'm sorry to hear your mommy has been letting you on the internet for a few days.

Oh and sorry for the late reply but now I have to wait 700 seconds before I can reply

You certainly earned it.

[Dingleberry]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

Why would we bother to study the Bible so carefully if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

Because you're all insane mabye?

On the other hand, N00b.

Sorry I don't speak dork.

Oh and sorry for the late reply but now I have to wait 700 seconds before I can reply

[Sister Charli]

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Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..

We just tell it like it is. You want it sugar coated then go and look for a Lutheran forum.
(Not that their beliefs will stop you ending up in hell with the Devil's burning rod in an orifice you probably don't want it.)

If you want to put an "exit only" sign on your butt then you had better start believing in Jesus.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
I still haven't figured it out yet..

Why would we bother to study the Bible so carefully if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?

By the way whats an OTOH?

On the other hand, N00b.

[Lisa H]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
I still haven't figured it out yet..
By the way whats an OTOH?



Little Kiwimouse? Thats catchy, I like it!
Well Felicity should stop telling me what to do yeah?
Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..

You are really noisy for a mouse. You sound more like a rat.

[Dingleberry]

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Didn't you sign up here? How are we interfering in your life? You, OTOH, are annoying me something fierce.

Yeah well I just came here to see if this was a serious site or just a take the piss site.
I still haven't figured it out yet..
By the way whats an OTOH?

Hey Little KiwiMouse.

Quit telling Felicity what to do.

You want to do what you want then go ahead.

God gave you free will.

But you will one day pray that this was your fate rather than having the
Devil's burning rod rammed up your little mousey rear for all of eternity.

Little Kiwimouse? Thats catchy, I like it!
Well Felicity should stop telling me what to do yeah?
Bloody hell! Whats with all the talk here about the Devil ramming objects into my arse! Thats all you guys ever talk about. Anyone would think you religious wackoes were keen anal freaks..

[Sister Charli]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want

Hey Little KiwiMouse.

Quit telling Felicity what to do.

You want to do what you want then go ahead.

God gave you free will.

But you will one day pray that this was your fate rather than having the
Devil's burning rod rammed up your little mousey rear for all of eternity.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want

Didn't you sign up here? How are we interfering in your life? You, OTOH, are annoying me something fierce.

[Dingleberry]

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@all atheists You should stop being bad and start loving Jesus so you can go to Heaven with us!

Well I think you should just go mind your business, and leave the rest of us to do what we want

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

That happens to me all the time. There are demons on Facebook that steal and alter Christian photographs to make it seem that you are....well...indecent!

This is one thing that you and I agree about, Pastor Dimbo -- that the people on FaceBook are a bloody nuisance. If one more person asks me for help with their farm, I will lay waste their crops, slaughter their livestock, and raise their homesteads.

Their is also this great spectacularly ugly and morbidly obese repressed homer who keeps poking me. Any advice about what I should do to him?

[F. Nietzsche]

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@all atheists You should stop being bad and start loving Jesus so you can go to Heaven with us!

Well... that would rather depend, first on establishing an objective standard of Good and Bad...

[Sister Charli]

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You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell

There is no scientific formula that will get you to Heaven.

Just as there is no scientific formula that will keep non believers from hell.

Ephesians 2:8-9 (King James Version)
8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

[BelieverInGod]

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You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell

Through God all things are possible. I'm assuming it just goes up into the sky until Jesus catches it.

Now why don't you wander over to the Introduction forum and tell us why you hate Jesus so much.

[saylor the atheist mocker]

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You know...as an atheist i just want to ask one simple question
how does any part of you get into heaven scientifically
not by the faith and grace of jesus or that bull shit
how does your "soul" or body or whatever get into heaven or hell

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Important message for all atheists!

As an athiest I gotta ask...

As a Christian, I gotta ask . . . Why is it so few atheists can spell the word, "atheist"?

A-the-ist.

Theist = person who believes in a god or gods.

A-theist = opposite of theist.

Not "athe-ist", which would mean "the most athey". Whatever that would be.