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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #16
    Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

    Let's us Burn some more Hippies! They made the whole town smell good and "make me feel fine; make me blow my mind!"

    Oh my GOD, Hellyween is so close upon us that Satan has taken control of my keyboard already!

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    • brattyyank
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Jul 2007
      • 31

      #17
      Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      No, the Communiss is definitely a Communiss. He was a Joo, and denied being a Communiss - what more proof do you need?
      It's a good thing that genes are a bunch of seculiar nonsense, because if there really was a gene that caused mongoloidism you'd be at VERY high risk for it.
      With all due respect, Brother Temperance, it might be best if you do not discuss genetics and retardation in your situation. England is only one sixth the size of Texas, with less people in it than in the US. Our families are not as close together in a tighter knit community than yours are. If there are any inbreeding and any retardation, and or any other problems, Pommyland would be more at risk than the US would.

      But since you don't believe in that genetic hogwash anyway, that's fine too. However, in another thread, you stated that I was retarded. I'm retarded? Other people here bash your country all over the place on this message board and you don't even take any notice....yet I'm retarded? I am beginning to wonder about your own intelligence level, as well as your literacy level, sir, since you never seem to find any crack on Europe insulting. I would be peeved if I were on a message board and people kept making wise cracks at the country I lived in.

      Just be glad you don't live anywhere near me. I would purposely find you in a parking lot in a shopping center and would start crying and carrying on in public...taking a tantrum, acting as though I was your retarded child, just for you calling me that. That would fix that situation right away. Since I don't care what other people (I do not know) think of me, I would not have a problem at all carrying on like a retarded child in front of you. Lets see how long it would take your loving, Christian mind to snap and start cussing me out like a sailor in public for doing such a thing.

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      • lilith
        Night Hag
        • Sep 2006
        • 1232

        #18
        Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Oh, I thought it was a kind of demon that lived in New Zealand. Legend has it that the first puyallup was the product of fornication between Lilith and a bunyip.

        Your somewhat shaky grasp of Geography betrays you (again) Brother T. Bunyips are native to Australia - that West Island off the coast of NZ.
        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #19
          Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

          I thought a puyallup was something you had to have removed.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

            Originally posted by brattyyank View Post
            With all due respect, Brother Temperance, it might be best if you do not discuss genetics and retardation in your situation. England is only one sixth the size of Texas, with less people in it than in the US. Our families are not as close together in a tighter knit community than yours are. If there are any inbreeding and any retardation, and or any other problems, Pommyland would be more at risk than the US would.
            But since you don't believe in that genetic hogwash anyway, that's fine too. However, in another thread, you stated that I was retarded. I'm retarded?

            Good Lord, this is one of the worst cases of retardism I've ever seen! The poor animal doesn't even know the difference between a question mark and a full stop!
            Other people here bash your country all over the place on this message board and you don't even take any notice....yet I'm retarded? I am beginning to wonder about your own intelligence level, as well as your literacy level, sir, since you never seem to find any crack on Europe insulting. I would be peeved if I were on a message board and people kept making wise cracks at the country I lived in.
            First of all, I do not live in a country called Europe! I live in England! Now would you kindly show me where any poster on this Godly board has said anything about England other than the plain and obvious truth!
            Just be glad you don't live anywhere near me. I would purposely find you in a parking lot in a shopping center and would start crying and carrying on in public...taking a tantrum, acting as though I was your retarded child, just for you calling me that. That would fix that situation right away. Since I don't care what other people (I do not know) think of me, I would not have a problem at all carrying on like a retarded child in front of you.

            I'd noticed. You seem to be doing it right now.

            Lets see how long it would take your loving, Christian mind to snap and start cussing me out like a sailor in public for doing such a thing.
            I would simply do the same as I would if (God forbid) you actually were my child: consult the proper authorities and have you put down.
            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            I thought a puyallup was something you had to have removed.
            No, that's Lilith as well. She needs to be removed from these forums for eternity!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • H. Montague Worthington
              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2716

              #21
              Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

              What's a puyallup?
              My doctor just removed several of them from my colon. Just a pucaution.

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              • lilith
                Night Hag
                • Sep 2006
                • 1232

                #22
                Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
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                [font=Verdana][size=2]Good Lord, this is one of the worst cases of retardism I've ever seen! The poor animal doesn't even know the difference between a question mark and a full stop!
                First of all, I do not live in a country called Europe! I live in England! Now would you kindly show me where any poster on this Godly board has said anything about England other than the plain and obvious truth!

                I'd noticed. You seem to be doing it right now.


                I would simply do the same as I would if (God forbid) you actually were my child: consult the proper authorities and have you put down.

                No, that's Lilith as well. She needs to be removed from these forums for eternity!

                Brother T - if it's any comfort,Al just banned me "for all eternity" yesterday. Again.
                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #23
                  Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  Brother T - if it's any comfort,Al just banned me "for all eternity" yesterday. Again.
                  No I didn't, you Irish liar! I just threatened to! And I'll do it too, don't think I won't! Remember last time and B-E-W-A-R-E!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • lilith
                    Night Hag
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1232

                    #24
                    Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    No I didn't, you Irish liar! I just threatened to! And I'll do it too, don't think I won't! Remember last time and B-E-W-A-R-E!

                    What...I'm Irish now??

                    I think my Family tree may be wilting in horror.
                    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #25
                      Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                      Originally posted by lilith View Post
                      What...I'm Irish now??

                      I think my Family tree may be wilting in horror.
                      I think that's called a 'rack' and gravity has long since overtaken it.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232

                        #26
                        Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        I think that's called a 'rack' and gravity has long since overtaken it.

                        Speak for yourself sweetie!
                        YOURS may well be overtaken by gravity (in view of your extreme age &...somewhat colourful lifestyle) but mine's just fine.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #27
                          Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                          Originally posted by lilith View Post
                          Speak for yourself sweetie!
                          YOURS may well be overtaken by gravity (in view of your extreme age &...somewhat colourful lifestyle) but mine's just fine.
                          Don't be daft, woman! Sisters Thumper, Noddy, SUV, Talitha, M&Ms and myself are all almost exactly the same age.....thirty seven. I know you WISH you were still competitive in today's marketplace, but you really must let a little reality in.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • lilith
                            Night Hag
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1232

                            #28
                            Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Don't be daft, woman! Sisters Thumper, Noddy, SUV, Talitha, M&Ms and myself are all almost exactly the same age.....thirty seven. I know you WISH you were still competitive in today's marketplace, but you really must let a little reality in.

                            THIRTY SEVEN??!!

                            Um....doesn't God strike down liars & sinners with a bolt of lightning?
                            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                              Originally posted by lilith View Post
                              THIRTY SEVEN??!!

                              Um....doesn't God strike down liars & sinners with a bolt of lightning?
                              Not for minor age discrepancies.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it!

                                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                                THIRTY SEVEN??!!
                                Last time we checked, you were thirty seven in dog years, so I'd advise you to keep your yapping to yourself in future.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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