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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12920
    #1

    Baptize, Then Blow Dry?

    Atheists Break Out New Ritual Tool: The Blow-Dryer
    http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/atheists-conduct-de-baptisms/story?id=11109379
    Edwin Kagan is one of atheism's premiere provocateurs, and he's willing to go to great lengths to make his point. That point is not necessarily to prove there is no God but rather that no matter what your religion, or lack thereof, each person has the right to say or do what he or she wants, provided it is within the law. Kagan arguably enjoys pushing the envelope in a way that many may find offensive.


    Atheists have to be the most nut-case group of people on the entire planet.

    Now they are saying that to "un do" a batisem, just give yourself a blow dry. Apparently, this is the new "cememony" that is all the buzz among this God-mocking set of unworthy people.

    They must be reminded that some atheists, before losing the faith, were baptized with full emersion. To blow dry off the spiritual remnants of a full emersion, they will have to blow dry their entire bodies. There is a good chance they will singe their private parts. Praise Jesus.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070
      #2
      Re: Baptize, Then Blow Dry?

      I think the blow drying is trying to ready themselves for the heat of hell.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Tchoupitoulas
          Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
           
          • Jul 2010
          • 183
          #3
          Re: Baptize, Then Blow Dry?

          If blow-drying your hair doesn't undo having just washed it, why would blow-drying your body undo having just been baptized?

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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590
              #4
              Re: Baptize, Then Blow Dry?

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              they will have to blow dry their entire bodies. There is a good chance they will singe their private parts. Praise Jesus.
              Thank you Brother Johny

              I always wondered where that term blow job came from.

              I understand now that it is an atheistic term to mean unbaptizing themselves.

              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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