Originally posted by BelieverInGod
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That midget, however, was goddamn noisy. The FSM couldn’t deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, “Here’s an idea . . . why don’t you collect the semolina, rice and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That’s what it’s there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful.
Maybe not having the guy who made it up actually going around saying that it's satire? That he made it up so that he could take on school boards in Kansas?
The Great Prophet has been asked about why he wrote the Letter and the Gospel and he is quite clear about it, He was told to by God, The One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Reporter: What do you prefer to call your religion, Pastafarianism or FSMism?
Bobby Henderson: I use the term "FSMism" by habit, but "Pastafarianism" is growing on me.
Reporter: When did you start the religion and how did the idea come to you?
Bobby Henderson: The letter came first. I didn't put it up online until several weeks later, after receiving no replies from the KS Board. Mounting disgust over the whole ID issue and lack of sleep were the prime catalysts. Also, the FSMonster told me to do it.
Reporter: When did you know you were the chosen Prophet for the great Flying Spaghetti Monster? Does He still speak to you?
Bobby Henderson: I had of course seen spaghetti several times throughout my life, but it wasn't until He revealed Himself to me and touched me with His Noodly Appendage that I knew I was Chosen. Does He still speak to me? If by that you mean "Do I hear voices in my head?" the answer is yes. Further evidence that He is near me abounds. I oftentimes find that I have made mistakes in my day-to-day activities. These, clearly, are the work of a mischievous Flying Spaghetti Monster, tampering with my work with His Noodly Appendage, purely for his own amusement.
As I have pointed out before their are clear cases of Pastafarianism that pre-date the birth of The Great Prophet.

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