[SalvationSeeker]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

You are a weak-minded buffoon, Sister Stooge.

You turn to your bible, Mein Kampf, for answers.

No. The Bible we True Christians use is THE Holy Bible: The King James 1611 Version.

And that which you're about to experience now is called Moderation.
Goodbye, troll. Come back when you're a grown up or atleast ready to act like one.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

I'm all for this confused "Methodless" preacher with the toy choo choo. Its just more proof that there's only one real church (LBC or course) and I don't think our Lord Jesus Christ cares if someone's a Methodist or a headhunter from New Guinea, neither of which has a snowball's chance of getting into Heaven. And I would appreciate it if someone would ban TransJenny as I can't even bring myself to visit her profile page due to the fear of catching AIDS! GLENDORA WITH A CAN OF LYSOL

[Just Some Angry Guy]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

See all those asterisks? That kind of gutter mouth is one of the reasons minors are as welcome as unsaved trash around here, and when the minors are unsaved trash? They talk like sailors, just like you, young man!
So you admit you should be dressing like a normal teenage boy, as well as it should be as that's God's plan for you, because He made you male! People are born male or female (or the occasional demonic inbetween foisted on parents who aren't right with Jesus).
Boy, if you cut of your tallywhacker you will be playing right into Satan's evil hands. You claim to be a "Christian" but you've never read the Bible! On the other hand, you claim to be a "girl inside" despite having a tallywhacker and a full beard! Up is down! Right is wrong! Black is white! You are so confused you don't know what is what!
I'm sorry to see you so twisted up by your sin and I will pray for you to find your way out and onto the straight and narrow path.


See? You're so confused you think we're Mormons!

wow, thats not to nice is it? i mean, she asked u not to call her young man didnt she? like several times.....whats with the angryness towards her...i kinda feel bad...
Anyways! Nice to meet you guys, my name Tom and i am wanting to change my "sinning" ways. how is everyone?

[Just Some Angry Guy]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

No. The Bible we True Christians use is THE Holy Bible: The King James 1611 Version.

And that which you're about to experience now is called Moderation.
Goodbye, troll. Come back when you're a grown up or atleast ready to act like one.

Wow, your not to nice either... he was just defending a poor helpless girl. And i do defend transgender people, my daughter is, she dresses like a boy and plans on getting the SRS. But dont let that change your opinions on me, im not exactly happy with it, but i cant change her..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

Wow, your not to nice either... he was just defending a poor helpless girl. And i do defend transgender people, my daughter is, she dresses like a boy and plans on getting the SRS. But dont let that change your opinions on me, im not exactly happy with it, but i cant change her..

You can give her a Godly beating, can't you? What kind of a limp-wristed pansy are you?

[Just Some Angry Guy]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

You can give her a Godly beating, can't you? What kind of a limp-wristed pansy are you?

Great...ive already got an enemy....
I dont hit anyone, no matter who it is, UNLESS they are threatening to hurt my family. Especially beating a poor little girl. She may be 17, but she still....well i dont know. If i beat any of my kids, one or the other would happen: My life would take the kids and leave. Or My kids would run away and call child abuse or some crap. As for the limp-wristed panzy comment, you sir should call me any names, i havent done anything to you. I have been as polite as i can be and thats how you treat me? Whatever

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Great...ive already got an enemy....
I dont hit anyone, no matter who it is, UNLESS they are threatening to hurt my family. Especially beating a poor little girl. She may be 17, but she still....well i dont know. If i beat any of my kids, one or the other would happen: My life would take the kids and leave. Or My kids would run away and call child abuse or some crap. As for the limp-wristed panzy comment, you sir should call me any names, i havent done anything to you. I have been as polite as i can be and thats how you treat me? Whatever

Sir, I am not your enemy. I am the enemy of satan, who works in many ways to trick innocent people into joining him in hell. To with hold your Godly hand and refuse to fulfill your Christian duty is inexcusable.

It sounds like your wife is overdue for a backhand as well.

Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Proverbs 30:17 The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

[Just Some Angry Guy]

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Colossians 3:20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Proverbs 30:17 The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

I know I know. Im sorry to disagree with it, but you cant exactly beat a kid down in my area and get away with it. Believe me, someone man tryed that, and complained that his kid was possessed by the Devil, and he didnt even beat the kid that bad, but he WAS sentenced to 5 years in prison. How am i supposed to beat a kid and NOT get in trouble like that?! I mean, im not saying i would beat my kids even if i could do it and get away with it, its just not right...The age of violence and "spankings", ETC. is finally fading away. My parents beat me when i was a kid, and i hated them for it, my kids adore me, and i wouldnt want anything else. Im sorry but i would chose to have a loving and caring family and go straight to hell, rather than always be unhappy about beating them, and having them hate me. No offense to the Bible in any way, but thats just me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

wow, thats not to nice is it? i mean, she asked u not to call her young man didnt she? like several times.....whats with the angryness towards her...i kinda feel bad...
Anyways! Nice to meet you guys, my name Tom and i am wanting to change my "sinning" ways. how is everyone?

It doesn't matter what he asked me to call him, the simple fact is that he was born male just as God intended. Do people really think that God is some sort of monster who would make people be born homosexuals then damn them to Hell for being abominations? No, people choose to be sodomites and cut off their tallywhackers (or in the case of bulldykes like the "minister" in the original post, get fake ones put on). This boy is so twisted up with sin, he's accusing God of doing the choosing for him!
As for you, if you were truly repentant and looking to give up your sinning ways, you wouldn't be encouraging this boy in his delusions, you would join with us in gently and lovingly rebuking him and try to drive his demons out.

[Just Some Angry Guy]

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It doesn't matter what he asked me to call him, the simple fact is that he was born male just as God intended. Do people really think that God is some sort of monster who would make people be born homosexuals then damn them to Hell for being abominations? No, people choose to be sodomites and cut off their tallywhackers (or in the case of bulldykes like the "minister" in the original post, get fake ones put on). This boy is so twisted up with sin, he's accusing God of doing the choosing for him!
As for you, if you were truly repentant and looking to give up your sinning ways, you wouldn't be encouraging this boy in his delusions, you would join with us in gently and lovingly rebuking him and try to drive his demons out.

Ive read your posts, and let me tell you something you stupid wench, my daughter is the same way, and there is absolutely NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM, AT ALL! I dont recall him saying God made him that way. God made Adam and Eve, and this Earth, he didnt make you, me, or Jenny OR MY DAUGHTER. GENETICS, Science and all that other stuff show how people are BORN FROM THEIR MOTHERS, not just magically appearing from no where created by the Divine Being Himself. God doesnt manipulate minds, they have their own thought patterns, and the same goes for Satan, he cant control you either. They dont cut off their PENIS', they get them "transformed" if you will. But for Godsakes let it rest woman! You cant possibly try and tell me that all the transgender people of the world are possessed by Satan, or just want to defy God. That isnt true, at all. They ARENT ABOMINATIONS, they are people just like you and me, and God loves all of his children, as long as they have faith in him, my daughter doesnt blame God for being born into her body. She never would, she worships him just like all of you (maybe not nearly as much...but she does alot). Now will you please just let this rest? Jenny is Banned, And SHE politley asked to be called a she, just like you would. I mean, you wouldnt like it if everyone started calling you him, his, and so on, would you? I dont think so, respect your fellow man, or be a piece of trash for the rest of your life. Your choice.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Ive read your posts, and let me tell you something you stupid wench, my daughter is the same way, and there is absolutely NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM, AT ALL! I dont recall him saying God made him that way. God made Adam and Eve, and this Earth, he didnt make you, me, or Jenny OR MY DAUGHTER. GENETICS, Science and all that other stuff show how people are BORN FROM THEIR MOTHERS, not just magically appearing from no where created by the Divine Being Himself. God doesnt manipulate minds, they have their own thought patterns, and the same goes for Satan, he cant control you either. They dont cut off their PENIS', they get them "transformed" if you will. But for Godsakes let it rest woman! You cant possibly try and tell me that all the transgender people of the world are possessed by Satan, or just want to defy God. That isnt true, at all. They ARENT ABOMINATIONS, they are people just like you and me, and God loves all of his children, as long as they have faith in him, my daughter doesnt blame God for being born into her body. She never would, she worships him just like all of you (maybe not nearly as much...but she does alot). Now will you please just let this rest? Jenny is Banned, And SHE politley asked to be called a she, just like you would. I mean, you wouldnt like it if everyone started calling you him, his, and so on, would you? I dont think so, respect your fellow man, or be a piece of trash for the rest of your life. Your choice.

How dare you come to a True Christian(tm) forum and try to order around a True Christian(tm) lady! If you tried doing that to my face, my husband, Mr. Whitford, would give you a thrashing you'd never forget!
I am only calling it as God sees it, and how God sees it is written plain as day in His Holy Word.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

Encouraging "Jenny" in his delusions isn't going to help him in the slightest, and unlike you, I don't considering myself as being someone who knows better than God.
I do notice that despite your daughter wanting to get a fake tallywhacker, you continue to refer to her as your daughter and using the correct pronouns. That's because deep inside, you know that it's wrong and the thought should sicken you as much as it sickens any normal, decent person.

[Just Some Angry Guy]

Re: False Christian Lezbean "Minister" Gets False Tallywhacker

How dare you come to a True Christian™ forum and try to order around a True Christian™ lady! If you tried doing that to my face, my husband, Mr. Whitford, would give you a thrashing you'd never forget!
I am only calling it as God sees it, and how God sees it is written plain as day in His Holy Word.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

Encouraging "Jenny" in his delusions isn't going to help him in the slightest, and unlike you, I don't considering myself as being someone who knows better than God.
I do notice that despite your daughter wanting to get a fake tallywhacker, you continue to refer to her as your daughter and using the correct pronouns. That's because deep inside, you know that it's wrong and the thought should sicken you as much as it sickens any normal, decent person.

Wow, that guy was right, you DO use every freaking chance you can to quote from your Bible....
Well anyways, I dont care what your husband WOULD DO, the fact is, he cant he wont, and theres not a damn thing you can do about it. I didnt come here to mock anyone, but to Worship....but now i see, this isnt a place for worship at all, its a place for people to flame and harass the people you dont like, and thats it. Nothing More. I refer to my daughter is a her still, because she finds it a little awkward for a parent that has known her as a girl for about 17 years as a girl, to suddenly be called a boy. She didnt come out until just recently. And you still continue to call Jenny a him? Do you get some kind of sick satisfaction from yourself you psychotic....ugh nvm. But people like you just are sickening, to EVERYONE BUT YOURSELVES. And wtf is up with this word "tally whacker"? ITS TWO WORDS NOT ONE! AND ITS A BY FAR UNUSED WORD. THE APPROPRIATE TERM IS PENIS! For all we know, you always have wanted to be a man, since according to this site, its soooo terrible to be a woman since men are soooo superior. Whatever, Im just about done here. Like i said, i came to worship, and saw the sad truth, Christians from your Church are assholes who dont worship god. They make references from the bible WHILE FLAMING AND CALLING OTHERS NAMES AND TELLING THEM THAT THEY WILL ROT IN HELL. Whatever. Screw you guys, im gone. By the way, JENNY SAYS GO F*CK YOURSELVES! Shes sitting right next to me. So, Brother Mary, have fun tonight with your "tallywhacker" in your husbands ass

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Christians from your Church are ******* who dont worship god. They make references from the bible WHILE FLAMING AND CALLING OTHERS NAMES AND TELLING THEM THAT THEY WILL ROT IN HELL. Whatever.

JENNY SAYS GO F*CK YOURSELVES! Shes sitting right next to me.

So you refer to God using a lowercase "g", you deny the truth of the Bible and the reality of eternal damnation for unrepentant sin, and yet you claim to be a Christian? What do you base this claim on if not the very Word of God?
I also doubt your claim to be a father with a furry sodomite son and a bulldyke daughter, considering that you just admitted you are sitting beside a young sodomite who isn't either of those two, unless you have a third deviant child.
This leaves a question that's just begging to be answered. In between screams of anguish in Hell, are you going to find the strength to still tell "Jenny" he was right in cutting off his tallywhacker? Sure, it might take you a few billion years to get the words out of your charred, misshapen lips, but you will have eternity to do so.
Don't think I didn't notice that you didn't dispute the quoted scripture. No, you just got angry that I brought it up. No real Christian would get riled up over God's Word.

[Just Some Angry Guy]

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So you refer to God using a lowercase "g", you deny the truth of the Bible and the reality of eternal damnation for unrepentant sin, and yet you claim to be a Christian? What do you base this claim on if not the very Word of God?
I also doubt your claim to be a father with a furry sodomite son and a bulldyke daughter, considering that you just admitted you are sitting beside a young sodomite who isn't either of those two, unless you have a third deviant child.
This leaves a question that's just begging to be answered. In between screams of anguish in Hell, are you going to find the strength to still tell "Jenny" he was right in cutting off his tallywhacker? Sure, it might take you a few billion years to get the words out of your charred, misshapen lips, but you will have eternity to do so.

OH NO! YOU FOUND ME OUT! IT Took you long enough you freaking idiot. Jenny is my third. AND I USUALLY DONT REFER TO GOD IN LOWER CASE, THATS THE FIRST IF U WANNA GO CHECK MY OTHER POSTS U IGNORANT WHORE! Yes, i will tell Jenny that it is 100% ok to get a sex change! SHE WILL NOT GO TO HELL OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT FOR BEING HER TRUE SELF! And wow, you are alot more dull than i thought man, they dont cut off your penis, they cut it in half, turn it inside out, and shape it into a vagina, something you dont have

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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OH NO! YOU FOUND ME OUT! IT Took you long enough you freaking idiot. Jenny is my third. AND I USUALLY DONT REFER TO GOD IN LOWER CASE, THATS THE FIRST IF U WANNA GO CHECK MY OTHER POSTS U IGNORANT WHORE! Yes, i will tell Jenny that it is 100% ok to get a sex change! SHE WILL NOT GO TO HELL OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT FOR BEING HER TRUE SELF! And wow, you are alot more dull than i thought man, they dont cut off your penis, they cut it in half, turn it inside out, and shape it into a vagina, something you dont have

You see, you're not bothering me because I know you're not angry at me, you're angry at God. And possibly the socialist education system that mistakenly taught you that "you" is spelled "u". I don't know anyone old enough to have teenager who spells it "u". In fact, you come across as being closer to 17 yourself.
And I'm sorry. Your description of a "sex change" makes it sound so much less like the mutilation of God's design than just cutting it off and tossing it in the trash.