When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

[Buzzard]

Yep, those teenage cultists with "Elder" badges ring your door bell disrupting family devotions to shove their polytheistic phildandering profit's peepstone poop on you while claiming they are true Christians™.

Any thoughts on a proper greeting for these boys on bikes?

Bro Buzz

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

Yep, those teenage cultists with "Elder" badges ring your door bell disrupting family devotions to shove their polytheistic phildandering profit's peepstone poop on you while claiming they are true Christians™.

Any thoughts on a proper greeting for these boys on bikes?

Bro Buzz

I suggest that you are a homer for inviting them to your house in the first place.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

Yep, those teenage cultists with "Elder" badges ring your door bell disrupting family devotions to shove their polytheistic phildandering profit's peepstone poop on you while claiming they are true Christians™.

Any thoughts on a proper greeting for these boys on bikes?

Bro Buzz

Tell them you're a scientologist and agree to talk to them after they and their families sit a 'personality test'.
Let me know how it goes.

[lilith]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

I just SO enjoy that "Elder" label....on spotted youths.

[Seeker]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

Any thoughts on a proper greeting for these boys on bikes?

Any thoughts on a proper greeting from you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

Any thoughts on a proper greeting from you?

Yes. Grab all of the male homer children and remove their sin equipment before they can become priests. We convert thousands of homers every year!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

Yes. Grab all of the male homer children and remove their sin equipment before they can become priests. We convert thousands of homers every year!

I don't know if i really want to know the answer to this but I'm willing to try....what is this photo of....?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

I don't know if i really want to know the answer to this but I'm willing to try....what is this photo of....?

Well, its a kind of....ceremony. Like a baptism.

Once you reach Platinum Tither level you'll be privy to these things.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

Well, let's be more touchy-feely, inclusive-Christian now, shall we? Pretend.
Imagine that the doorbell just rang.


At the door, on your stoop, all a'beam:






Church of the Latter Day Taints

[Brother Temperance]

Re: When Boys on Bikes Ring Your Bell

Yep, those teenage cultists with "Elder" badges ring your door bell disrupting family devotions to shove their polytheistic phildandering profit's peepstone poop on you while claiming they are true Christians™.

Any thoughts on a proper greeting for these boys on bikes?

Bro Buzz

Tell them that if they're "elders", they're too old to be trick-or-treating.