[Sister Christina]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

Which is it?

I've already answered your question here.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

Now you are just being silly, Jo.
Just because Britains are stupid enough to add an extra u when they write, the meaning of the words are still the same.

Not being silly at all, in fact it is a major theological point, just because it does not fit with your view of God and the Bible does not make it any less valid.

To say that the English scribes made a mistake in the spelling, is to say the Bible is not perfect. Is not it claimed that the King Jimmey Bible is perfect as it corrected the errors of the previous text? Yet the Bible uses English, did God not make them write his word perfectly? Or is God of the KJV-CFTin fact English not American?

God of the KJV-CFT is not American.
or
The KJV-CFT is not Perfect.


Which is it?

[Sister Christina]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

why Denmarkian its wrong its Danish

What is it with you Danes and pastry?

[the DANE muhaha]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

Yet another proven point about the Denmarkian educational system.

Which leads to yet another proven point that Cranky never lies.

why Denmarkian its wrong its Danish

[Sister Christina]

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So the King Jimmy bible is NOT the PERFECT word of God then?

If they made mistakes with the spelling what else did they get wrong?

Could the whole book be a description animal worship? Simple mistake, they got the d & g the wrong way round.

Now you are just being silly, Jo.
Just because Britains are stupid enough to add an extra u when they write, the meaning of the words are still the same.

[Lisa H]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

So the King Jimmy bible is NOT the PERFECT word of God then?

If they made mistakes with the spelling what else did they get wrong?

Could the whole book be a description animal worship? Simple mistake, they got the d & g the wrong way round.

Of course it is the word of God. Unlike the recipe book you follow.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

American is the language of God. It's not His fault that the Englishmen, who put His words down on paper, couldn't spell the words right.

Yet another reason why God hates Britain.

So the King Jimmy bible is NOT the PERFECT word of God then?

If they made mistakes with the spelling what else did they get wrong?

Could the whole book be a description animal worship? Simple mistake, they got the d & g the wrong way round.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

dont think he is from america he from no where i think

Yet another proven point about the Denmarkian educational system.

Which leads to yet another proven point that Cranky never lies.

[the DANE muhaha]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

American is the language of God. It's not His fault that the Englishmen, who put His words down on paper, couldn't spell the words right.

Yet another reason why God hates Britain.

dont think he is from america he from no where i think

[Sister Christina]

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We are going off topic here, do you have anything to say about Cranky's lie that American is the language of God?

American is the language of God. It's not His fault that the Englishmen, who put His words down on paper, couldn't spell the words right.

Yet another reason why God hates Britain.

[Jo Freddie]

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We'll be having soup instead....without any noodle-deities. I don't want to catch the Pastarrhea that you obviously have.

We are going off topic here, do you have anything to say about Cranky's lie that American is the language of God?

Lets us take one example of the word of "god" as defined by the Bendover Baptist - the KJV-CFT

It states
Numbers 11:7And the manna [was] as coriander seed, and the COLOUR thereof as the COLOUR of bdellium.

Not American, now before anyone accuses me of using an interpretation of the book lets us take a look in the original


Numbers 11:7 looks like this:


The above is a straight scan, no photoshop and you can check for yourself by either going and having a look at an original copy or the full scan that can be found here

[Sister Christina]

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So along comes another one, unable to repudiate the truth I have shown about the lies of Cranks you resort to trying to make me go away, well I still feel I have work to do here so I am not going anywhere.
I hope you are going to share the meal with others for that is most important as we are shown in FAQs

We'll be having soup instead....without any noodle-deities. I don't want to catch the Pastarrhea that you obviously have.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

Go Feel the Sauce somewhere else, Jo.

So along comes another one, unable to repudiate the truth I have shown about the lies of Cranks you resort to trying to make me go away, well I still feel I have work to do here so I am not going anywhere.

Btw...I'm having your so-called 'god' for dinner tonight.

I hope you are going to share the meal with others for that is most important as we are shown in FAQs

64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”
75 Frequently Asked: “So, I'd love to eat pasta, but I have some sort of medical condition/diet/personal preference that prevents me from doing so.
76 What do I do?”
77 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “His Noodly Majesty is, above all, tolerant.
78 Be a good person, and you'll be fine, eating Pasta or not.

[Sister Christina]

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Try and stay focused, try to fight the brainwashing, I know for one such as you will find it very hard, but do try.

Go Feel the Sauce somewhere else, Jo.

Btw...I'm having your so-called 'god' for dinner tonight.

[Lisa H]

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A sign of the deep conditioning you have undergone I am afraid Lisa, you have been programmed to shut down when confronted by the truth.

Try and stay focused, try to fight the brainwashing, I know for one such as you will find it very hard, but do try.

You are wrong there Jo. I dozed off because it late were I am, and someone was waffling on with some dribble about 2 minute noodles.