[matt_1337 (On Moderation)]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Wow.......


Do you have any scientific proof that energy drinks are really Satin's Urine?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Energy Drinks, FTMFW!!!!!

You see, this is exactly why we say people shouldn't drink energy drinks. I rest my case.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Look, Matt. Satan is no idiot. He is a highly intelligent nefarious evil doer. He will stoop at nothing to lure people down the path to Hell. He exisists only for this purpose!

[matt37 (On Moderation)]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

And you..
Do you have anything useful to say, or should we ban you right now?
Consider this your first and only warning.

I like how y'all got these really messed up idea's. Its pretty funny. So your telling me that anyone who drinks energy drinks must be a Satanist? If so, then I guess I am one.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Energy Drinks, FTMFW!!!!!

And you..
Do you have anything useful to say, or should we ban you right now?
Consider this your first and only warning.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

You do know that Coca Cola, Pepsi and other soft drinks are the worst things short of alcohol and poisen that you can put in your body to damage it, right? Even sports drinks are better, but I prefer a Sobe.

How so?
Coca cola and such may not be as good as wine, of course.
It's probably quite ungodly actually - But it can't be worse than energy drinks, especially not those gook ones.

And I thought you just said coffeine kills?
Well, there's more of that in an energy drink than in coffee..

[matt37 (On Moderation)]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Energy Drinks, FTMFW!!!!!

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

I get my kicks from drinking in the word of our Lord™! Not from some cocktail of chemicals designed to poison my holy temple into some crazed state of dementia! Once you learn about and accept Jesus™ as your saviour, no 'high' could ever match the heights your spirit will soar over Godless scum.

That's great! At least you don't need caffine. Caffine can kill ya!

Oh my GOD, these satanizer-happy-jappy cooldrinks go right through your system and make you want to go pee-pee too often ... um ... drink a refreshing American cola instead!

You do know that Coca Cola, Pepsi and other soft drinks are the worst things short of alcohol and poisen that you can put in your body to damage it, right? Even sports drinks are better, but I prefer a Sobe.

[SUV]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine



Sickest thing I ever saw!!!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Oh my GOD, these satanizer-happy-jappy cooldrinks go right through your system and make you want to go pee-pee too often ... um ... drink a refreshing American cola instead!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

You people in Japanistan make Jesus sick.

How about this one?

They like some funny stuff in Japan...

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

I get my kicks from drinking in the word of our Lord(tm)! Not from some cocktail of chemicals designed to poison my holy temple into some crazed state of dementia! Once you learn about and accept Jesus(tm) as your saviour, no 'high' could ever match the heights your spirit will soar over Godless scum.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Oh, and what wonderful abilities does this give you, Totto-chan?



You people in Japanistan make Jesus sick.

I'm pretty sure that "calpis" is how those heathen slants spell bovine urine.

Another Godless beverage brought to you by Tojo and his father, satan.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

you guy are need for try "Pocari sweat" (is total delicious Japanese beverage and is give much lucky energy). maybe if you guy are drink pocari sweat you will be able for keep up with my total witty insults instead of alway look like dummy.

Oh, and what wonderful abilities does this give you, Totto-chan?



You people in Japanistan make Jesus sick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Energy drinks, Satan's urine

Hey Bobby-Joe, here's one for you :

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I think we should get our team of high-priced joo lawyers on that one. We can't let them besmirch Brother BJ's good name!