Jehovas Witness

[UnHolyislandman]

Just had a visit from a pair of them hammering on my door, why do they always work in groups is it safety in numbers. Anyway i opened the door clutching my copy of the satanic bible with the smell of curry wafting from the kitchen and as per usual they fled.

Now i know as a satanist what your views are you have made that plain and i respect that but does anyone else share my utter contempt for these parasites.

[Petal]

Re: Jehovas Witness

Now i know as a satanist what your views are you have made that plain and i respect that but does anyone else share my utter contempt for these parasites.

why come you be so mean to them witless folk? i likes to invites them down to my momma's basemint, where i live wiv my kittys an my kjv bible an my innternets an lord God an lord Jesus an the holy ghosts. then i offers them thorazine tea or clozapine cawfee, but they never ever accepts, an then they say they gotta go. i trys my bestest to be a good hostess, but they not appreshiate me.

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Jehovas Witness

why come you be so mean to them witless folk? i likes to invites them down to my momma's basemint, where i live wiv my kittys an my kjv bible an my innternets an lord God an lord Jesus an the holy ghosts. then i offers them thorazine tea or clozapine cawfee, but they never ever accepts, an then they say they gotta go. i trys my bestest to be a good hostess, but they not appreshiate me.

See thats what i mean about their attitude, you try and accommodate them and the rebuke you.

[Lisa H]

Re: Jehovas Witness

See thats what i mean about their attitude, you try and accommodate them and the rebuke you.

If they come to your door then just tell them about the Lord and show them how to become a True Christian.

2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

[Babatunde]

Re: Jehovas Witness

I find a bucket of water hurled from an upstairs window tends to keep them at bay

I got two mormon guys just last week

[James Dewitt]

Re: Jehovas Witness

Last fall I had three of them Witless people at my door, I invited them in so I could get a hold of the pamphlets they where giving out. I needed to start a fire and was out of news paper.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jehovas Witness

Just had a visit from a pair of them hammering on my door, why do they always work in groups is it safety in numbers. Anyway i opened the door clutching my copy of the satanic bible with the smell of curry wafting from the kitchen and as per usual they fled.

Now i know as a satanist what your views are you have made that plain and i respect that but does anyone else share my utter contempt for these parasites.

Jehovah Witnesses worship the same demons as you. Get thee hence!