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In doing research for my sermon this coming Sunday ("Why Jesus Hates Slants, and Will Soon Slaughter Them in a Glorious Bloodbath of Loving Divine Vengeance"), I ran across this interview with the Jap Pope of the Boodists, the Dolly Llama. Now I don't know how the cannuck interviewer understood what the little monkey was saying, but the following was what they printed in the secular newspaper.
Notice, the stance is very similar to that of the Holy Bible which similarly forbids sodomite sex, and even within heterosexual (normal) marriage insists that sexual acts remain open to life, thus forbidding anal and oral sex and masturbation where ejaculation occurs outside the cooter. The only difference is, the fat chink false God Boodah doesn't have a hellfire to send the fags to.
Jesus wins again!
I for one am sick and tired of all these hippies pointing their fingers at True Christians™ and accusing us of being hateful. I wonder if they even know that their slant leader agrees with Jesus on the topic of homersexurality?
Anyway, it doesn't really matter. Jesus is going to send every single Boodist on earth straight to eternal hellfire, right along with the other devil worshiping cults. Even though they get some points for hating queers like a True Christian™, they get all the rest completely wrong.
In an interview with the Vancouver Sun in 2004, the Buddhist leader was questioned about homosexuality to which he replied, "For a Buddhist, the same sex, that is sexual misconduct."
The Dalai Lama elaborated, "they use the mouth and the anus, this is sexual misconduct in Buddhism." He also noted that the restrictions on sexual activity applied even outside the homosexual context to heterosexual and even married couples. "Even as (sic) a heterosexual context. Even if one uses one's own hand this is sexual misconduct. So if you are a genuine believer, then you must avoid this," he said.
The Dalai Lama elaborated, "they use the mouth and the anus, this is sexual misconduct in Buddhism." He also noted that the restrictions on sexual activity applied even outside the homosexual context to heterosexual and even married couples. "Even as (sic) a heterosexual context. Even if one uses one's own hand this is sexual misconduct. So if you are a genuine believer, then you must avoid this," he said.
Jesus wins again!
I for one am sick and tired of all these hippies pointing their fingers at True Christians™ and accusing us of being hateful. I wonder if they even know that their slant leader agrees with Jesus on the topic of homersexurality?
Anyway, it doesn't really matter. Jesus is going to send every single Boodist on earth straight to eternal hellfire, right along with the other devil worshiping cults. Even though they get some points for hating queers like a True Christian™, they get all the rest completely wrong.
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