[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hipster Christianity—Dreadful beyond your most furtive imagin

Considering all we know about the Hipsters, has anyone entertained the thought that all Christians are really Hipsters?

Brother, that thing holding the Corona . . . is that supposed to convince us that abortion is BAD?

Looks like Tiller the Killer's "one that got away"!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hipster Christianity—Dreadful beyond your most furtive imagin

If I remember correctly, the term "hipster" dates back to the 1940's and referred to people that were associated with the nigra jazz music. I thought for certain they had all died and gone to hell, but the term has been resurrected to apply to a new generation of insufferable humans that inhabit the planet. Like the hippies, yuppies and dinks that preceded them, they offend Jesus by their very presence.

Yes! Precisely! You hit the nail on the head here, Brother: the hipster plague is a testament to the vile and dangerous nature of the Devil's jungle jazz music. Who'd have thought that the swinging sounds of Duke Ellington and Thelonius Monk could still put so many souls in jeopardy? Parents, do not expose your children to the hip jazz music, or terrible consequences will follow!