[Titus Templeton]

Re: Does God hate France?

The French are perverts. They eat snails and worms

And many French people have Baguettes under their arms. They use the Baguette for their homosexual activities... and then they eat it

Worst of all there are so many negros in France... I hope they dont swim across the Rhine into my country.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate France?

Any creature that emits slime or is in a shell, should not be eathen.

Leviticus 11:9-12 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Deuteronomy 14:9-10 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

[McGrath]

Re: Does God hate France?

fries are theirs*

Sorry for the outrageous mistake.

And frogs taste awesome. So do snails.
You should try before putting them into the Satan box!

I don't think God has ever had something against snail, has he?
Then it's YOUR duty to try them out.

Else...you know the drill

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate France?

No, you are the ones who serves frog legs and snails. Enough said!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate France?

Never heard of Bernaise sauce? It is Devil puss

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Does God hate France?

Ketchup?French?What?

We're not the ones stuffing a sorry piece of beef under cheese pickles tomatoes ketchup and two fat pieces of bread!
That's what I call covering a bad piece of beef!

French fries are indeed French. Else we wouldn't call them French fries (then again you have Belgium claiming fries are there, but they're just a bunch of wannabees)

No, you are the ones who serve frog legs and snails. Enough said!

[McGrath]

Re: Does God hate France?

Ketchup?French?What?

We're not the ones stuffing a sorry piece of beef under cheese pickles tomatoes ketchup and two fat pieces of bread!
That's what I call covering a bad piece of beef!

French fries are indeed French. Else we wouldn't call them French fries (then again you have Belgium claiming fries are there, but they're just a bunch of wannabees)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate France?

How dare you criticize the French. There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!

(btw you guys made my day )

You are funny. The french make sauces (like ketchup) to cover up the taste of bad beef. I have to admit, I almost like french fries though I do not think they are really french, I think that just referrers to cutting in slivers.

[McGrath]

Re: Does God hate France?

Well I've yet to taste one.

I guess someone here could make one up for me and send it for everyone to taste.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Does God hate France?

There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!

It's mostly rotten cheese which any sensible human would have thrown away once it started to smell bad. Also your wines are an insult to taste and inferior to American wine.

[John Creeser]

Re: Does God hate France?

How dare you criticize the French. There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!

The ladies in the kitchens of Landover make the best pies on Earth. French pastries are for homers.

[McGrath]

Re: Does God hate France?

How dare you criticize the French. There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!



(btw you guys made my day )

[John Creeser]

Re: Does God hate France?

Didn't the french invent being gay? I'm pretty sure they did. French are responsible for people being gay, enough said.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate France?

Ok, Where is the punch line. This really cannot be a serious question.

The only people that like france are fat unmarried spinsters who sit at home, eating gallons of ice cream, have ten cats and watch tawdry romance movies.

God on the other hand will have nothing to do with these AIDs infested squeakers. So neither shall we. If God says, we do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Does God hate France?

Why else did God make Napoleon stomp half of Europe's ass in the beginning of the 19th century?

Sorry, could you please tell me who surrendered to who in 1814 and was trucked off to Elba in exile?