Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Brothers & Sisters! Flying Spaghetti Monsterism poses a serious threat and we're not taking it seriously. Just last week I noted an Italian bulldozer festooned with Papist flags heading towards Freehold and that can only mean one thing - a spaghetti factory.

We've got a load on our shoulders now with the Trinity -
we don't need a Flying Spaghetti Monster on top of all three. Yet the atheists in Des Moines are promoting this cumbersome addition.

Praise Jesus that Bobby-Joe and Pastor Pistle turn the Landover artillery towards this abomination before it's too late.

Not good news! Perhaps you yourself will be able to help consume the scourge with those impressive chompers of yours, brother! (night shift only, you wanna stay out of the sunlight, mind you)

[Brother Lindh]

Brothers & Sisters! Flying Spaghetti Monsterism poses a serious threat and we're not taking it seriously. Just last week I noted an Italian bulldozer festooned with Papist flags heading towards Freehold and that can only mean one thing - a spaghetti factory.

We've got a load on our shoulders now with the Trinity -
we don't need a Flying Spaghetti Monster on top of all three. Yet the atheists in Des Moines are promoting this cumbersome addition.

Praise Jesus that Bobby-Joe and Pastor Pistle turn the Landover artillery towards this abomination before it's too late.