X
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Originally posted by I Hate Fundies View PostMAY ALL BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!
seriously guys, thats exactly it, its a mockery of ALL religion, not just you.
don't take it personally
Don't treat your dandruff and soon you will have snow on your shoulders...you get what I mean?
Be careful as to what you perceive to be amusing...there is no free laugh.Professor Ogden
With the Holy Bible as your sole authority, you may, with a clear conscience, go into the world and act in ANY manner that will promulgate the Faith and the Name of Christianity
I am perfectly willing to give my life for my beliefs as well as yours.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Baptist cultists with a leader named Past(a)or Al who is always in the sauce have some nerve calling the kettle black. Your 'Church' has more meatballs in it than the Chef Boyardee factory.
Bless you, my bad tippers,
Father Mo
A Cardinal in the making.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
...dang do yall even watch tv?
flying spaghetti monster originated from South Park when they were doing an episode MAKING FUN OF ATHEISM, not christianity. they just brought up christianity in the episode to set the theme and plot of the episode of intelligent design vs evolution: which should be taught in school, and what the flaws are in both of them. and it happened to be a brilliant piece of work. they really are genius writers with a firm belief in that if everythings not ok to joke about, then nothings ok. thats as american as it gets. unlike you people who protest to amazon.com to try to remove FSM stickers because it "mocks your god"
what are you gonna do? suicide bomb them like the muslims did to denmark?
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post...dang do yall even watch tv?
flying spaghetti monster originated from South Park when they were doing an episode MAKING FUN OF ATHEISM, not christianity.
they just brought up christianity in the episode to set the theme and plot of the episode of intelligent design vs evolution: which should be taught in school, and what the flaws are in both of them. and it happened to be a brilliant piece of work. they really are genius writers with a firm belief in that if everythings not ok to joke about, then nothings ok. thats as american as it gets.unlike you people who protest to amazon.com to try to remove FSM stickers because it "mocks your god"
what are you gonna do? suicide bomb them like the muslims did to denmark?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
lmao, muslims attacked a newspaper company in denmark because of depiction of muhammed in the morning comic and he had a bomb in his turban. in the muslim faith, it is a sin to depict muhammed, and it is considered blasphemous. so the extremists took action.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Originally posted by Faith+1 View Postlmao, muslims attacked a newspaper company in denmark because of depiction of muhammed in the morning comic and he had a bomb in his turban. in the muslim faith, it is a sin to depict muhammed, and it is considered blasphemous. so the extremists took action.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
LMAO! ok, if it didnt originate from south park, then it originated from the guy who wrote that book on atheism and he made that assumption up. sorry dad.
and dude are you seroius?? that really happened...about a year ago in mid year. yall really dont pay attention to the news do you?
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Originally posted by Faith+1 View PostLMAO! ok, if it didnt originate from south park, then it originated from the guy who wrote that book on atheism and he made that assumption up. sorry dad.
and dude are you seroius?? that really happened...about a year ago in mid year. yall really dont pay attention to the news do you?Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
...im not gonna post it because i KNOW it happened, since it was a MAJOR topic on cnn last year, since it made people go crazy with freedom of speech...maybe if you actually paid attention to some news other then christ station 102.3 and condemning unsaved "trash", you'd know a thing or two about this sad little world.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post...im not gonna post it because i KNOW it happened, since it was a MAJOR topic on cnn last year, since it made people go crazy with freedom of speech...maybe if you actually paid attention to some news other then christ station 102.3 and condemning unsaved "trash", you'd know a thing or two about this sad little world.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostSo if it happened, and it was a MAJOR topic, then I'm sure you can provide us with a single link about the bombing of the Jyllands-Posten building.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
read that ENTIRE thing. i was wrong on the certain newspaper that did it, but smaller ones that published it NOT in denmark, but in other countries, vandalism, BOMBINGS, not suicide (which is my mistake..SORRY DAD!), and assaults were done.
theres your proof. want me to show you a picture of mars now? or why dont you show me a picture of you with jesus, id like to see him in flesh rather then supernaturally or made of plastic.
Comment
-
Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Originally posted by The_Big_Boner View PostYou people are just jealous that I have been touched by his noodly apendage (That does not mean his penis, for all you "saved" people with erections now). FSM will take us Pastafarians up to the hooker factories and beer volcanoes and we will be blessed.
PRAISE THE LORD!
Comment
Comment