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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

    Amazon is selling FSM car icons now. This should not be tolerated. Read about it here, and register your protest!

    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Professor Ogden
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 22

      #17
      Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

      Originally posted by I Hate Fundies View Post
      MAY ALL BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!
      seriously guys, thats exactly it, its a mockery of ALL religion, not just you.
      don't take it personally
      It is a personal mockery of Our Lord Jesus Christ, Saviour of the World and Son of God...of course we take it seriously.

      Don't treat your dandruff and soon you will have snow on your shoulders...you get what I mean?

      Be careful as to what you perceive to be amusing...there is no free laugh.
      Professor Ogden

      With the Holy Bible as your sole authority, you may, with a clear conscience, go into the world and act in ANY manner that will promulgate the Faith and the Name of Christianity

      I am perfectly willing to give my life for my beliefs as well as yours.

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      • Father Maurice Lester
        Ring-kissing Papist dog
        • Sep 2006
        • 3366

        #18
        Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

        Baptist cultists with a leader named Past(a)or Al who is always in the sauce have some nerve calling the kettle black. Your 'Church' has more meatballs in it than the Chef Boyardee factory.




        Bless you, my bad tippers,
        Father Mo


        A Cardinal in the making.

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        • Faith+1
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Dec 2007
          • 17

          #19
          Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

          ...dang do yall even watch tv?

          flying spaghetti monster originated from South Park when they were doing an episode MAKING FUN OF ATHEISM, not christianity. they just brought up christianity in the episode to set the theme and plot of the episode of intelligent design vs evolution: which should be taught in school, and what the flaws are in both of them. and it happened to be a brilliant piece of work. they really are genius writers with a firm belief in that if everythings not ok to joke about, then nothings ok. thats as american as it gets. unlike you people who protest to amazon.com to try to remove FSM stickers because it "mocks your god"

          what are you gonna do? suicide bomb them like the muslims did to denmark?

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

            Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
            ...dang do yall even watch tv?

            flying spaghetti monster originated from South Park when they were doing an episode MAKING FUN OF ATHEISM, not christianity.
            No it didn't.
            they just brought up christianity in the episode to set the theme and plot of the episode of intelligent design vs evolution: which should be taught in school, and what the flaws are in both of them. and it happened to be a brilliant piece of work. they really are genius writers with a firm belief in that if everythings not ok to joke about, then nothings ok. thats as american as it gets.
            No, it is hateful, offensive, and unAmerican.
            unlike you people who protest to amazon.com to try to remove FSM stickers because it "mocks your god"

            what are you gonna do? suicide bomb them like the muslims did to denmark?
            When did the Muslims sucide bomb Denmark?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Faith+1
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Dec 2007
              • 17

              #21
              Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

              lmao, muslims attacked a newspaper company in denmark because of depiction of muhammed in the morning comic and he had a bomb in his turban. in the muslim faith, it is a sin to depict muhammed, and it is considered blasphemous. so the extremists took action.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #22
                Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
                lmao, muslims attacked a newspaper company in denmark because of depiction of muhammed in the morning comic and he had a bomb in his turban. in the muslim faith, it is a sin to depict muhammed, and it is considered blasphemous. so the extremists took action.
                Was this in a "The Simpsons" episode ?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Faith+1
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 17

                  #23
                  Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                  LMAO! ok, if it didnt originate from south park, then it originated from the guy who wrote that book on atheism and he made that assumption up. sorry dad.

                  and dude are you seroius?? that really happened...about a year ago in mid year. yall really dont pay attention to the news do you?

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #24
                    Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                    Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
                    LMAO! ok, if it didnt originate from south park, then it originated from the guy who wrote that book on atheism and he made that assumption up. sorry dad.

                    and dude are you seroius?? that really happened...about a year ago in mid year. yall really dont pay attention to the news do you?
                    I'm not sure if I'm "seroius", but I pretty sure you can not produce one single link referring to the bombing of the Jyllands-Posten building.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Faith+1
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 17

                      #25
                      Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                      ...im not gonna post it because i KNOW it happened, since it was a MAJOR topic on cnn last year, since it made people go crazy with freedom of speech...maybe if you actually paid attention to some news other then christ station 102.3 and condemning unsaved "trash", you'd know a thing or two about this sad little world.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                        Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
                        ...im not gonna post it because i KNOW it happened, since it was a MAJOR topic on cnn last year, since it made people go crazy with freedom of speech...maybe if you actually paid attention to some news other then christ station 102.3 and condemning unsaved "trash", you'd know a thing or two about this sad little world.
                        So if it happened, and it was a MAJOR topic, then I'm sure you can provide us with a single link about the bombing of the Jyllands-Posten building.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #27
                          Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          So if it happened, and it was a MAJOR topic, then I'm sure you can provide us with a single link about the bombing of the Jyllands-Posten building.
                          Perhaps it's an Islamic conspiracy/ cover up ? They probably removed all evidence, links, blogs, vids. You know how all powerfull they are over here
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • godsmightyhammer
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 3

                            #28
                            Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism



                            read that ENTIRE thing. i was wrong on the certain newspaper that did it, but smaller ones that published it NOT in denmark, but in other countries, vandalism, BOMBINGS, not suicide (which is my mistake..SORRY DAD!), and assaults were done.

                            theres your proof. want me to show you a picture of mars now? or why dont you show me a picture of you with jesus, id like to see him in flesh rather then supernaturally or made of plastic.

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                            • The_Big_Boner
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5

                              #29
                              Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                              You people are just jealous that I have been touched by his noodly apendage (That does not mean his penis, for all you "saved" people with erections now). FSM will take us Pastafarians up to the hooker factories and beer volcanoes and we will be blessed.

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                              • see_the_light
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 1386

                                #30
                                Re: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

                                Originally posted by The_Big_Boner View Post
                                You people are just jealous that I have been touched by his noodly apendage (That does not mean his penis, for all you "saved" people with erections now). FSM will take us Pastafarians up to the hooker factories and beer volcanoes and we will be blessed.
                                Banned....

                                PRAISE THE LORD!

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