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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Help my daughter!

    Originally posted by Satan's little boy View Post
    Yea. I don't necessarily think I'm gay whatsoever so don't go around accusing people of being a sodomite unless you have met with them personally and know how they are. I can call you a douche bag and an ass hat because from the way you've portrayed yourself so far.
    You are satan's little boy, which means you participate in all manner of perversions. Don't try and fool a True Christian™ Pastor, fool. We know a degenerate when we see one.

    Jesus just wants you to be normal. Can't you see that?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Satan's little boy
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Nov 2007
      • 17

      #17
      Re: Help my daughter!

      I do not participate in ALL manners of perversion. I participate in some though(I.E., Watching porn, lusting after girls that I know I can't have, etc.). And I can assure you that I am not a degenerate, for I am not necessarily against the law, nor have I ever broken it. I do not do drugs, nor drink alcohol. I am a virgin, therefore, I am still somewhat pure. I do not partake in any form of racism or hate crimes. I am a law abiding, anti-drug, anti-alcoholic, anti-a lot of stuff citizen.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Help my daughter!

        Originally posted by Satan's little boy View Post
        I do not participate in ALL manners of perversion. I participate in some though(I.E., Watching porn, lusting after girls that I know I can't have, etc.). And I can assure you that I am not a degenerate, for I am not necessarily against the law, nor have I ever broken it. I do not do drugs, nor drink alcohol. I am a virgin, therefore, I am still somewhat pure. I do not partake in any form of racism or hate crimes. I am a law abiding, anti-drug, anti-alcoholic, anti-a lot of stuff citizen.
        Then satan must be very disappointed in you. How old are you anyway?

        It sounds to me like you are at a crossroads in your life. Don't follow the path to hellfire, boy. Jesus is waiting for you with open arms.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Satan's little boy
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Nov 2007
          • 17

          #19
          Re: Help my daughter!

          I'm 17. And like I've already said, I don't have a religion and I don't intend on ever having one.

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          • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
            Resident ex-satanist
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 488

            #20
            Re: Help my daughter!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Then satan must be very disappointed in you. How old are you anyway?

            It sounds to me like you are at a crossroads in your life. Don't follow the path to hellfire, boy. Jesus is waiting for you with open arms.
            Satan is VERY disappointed. Don't try to convert him with all that crazy Jesus talk. He's already admitted to relishing in some sin, he just needs to give it that extra boost....
            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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            • your mother
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Nov 2007
              • 20

              #21
              Re: Help my daughter!

              Originally posted by Trans Jenny View Post
              Hah, and you call other people Satanists? Do you REALLY BELIEVE THAT KILLING A CHILD WILL SOLVEYOUR PROBLEMS? YOU A FREAKING LOONEY! Who in the piffle came up with this crap? If you had a son/daughter, would you really go as far as having them executed just because they wouldnt obey such a piece of crap parent like yourself? Well, i guess i cant say i know much about how you raise your kids, if you have any, but from what you have said here, it proves you truly fail at life. saying things like you have said here, would no doubt get you put into a mental institution down here in SC. Rethink these things you might call "morals", and find a better book to read, this stuff is ridiculous......ugh it makes me sick to think of someone like yourself killing a child.

              I agree......

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #22
                Re: Help my daughter!

                Originally posted by your mother View Post
                I agree......
                Do you have any original thoughts?

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                • your mother
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 20

                  #23
                  Re: Help my daughter!

                  Yeah






                  Why are y'all so messed up? Please explain.....

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                  • your mother
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 20

                    #24
                    Re: Help my daughter!

                    Now, If my kid did something dumb, like smoke pot, I would definally kick the shit out of them. But if they would not want to be part of some messed up "religion" that would be up to them. In fact, I would hope they weren't. I dont understand y'all, I truly don't.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #25
                      Re: Help my daughter!

                      Originally posted by your mother View Post
                      Now, If my kid did something dumb, like smoke pot, I would definally kick the shit out of them. But if they would not want to be part of some messed up "religion" that would be up to them. In fact, I would hope they weren't. I dont understand y'all, I truly don't.
                      What if the religion taught them not to smoke pot?

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                      • your mother
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 20

                        #26
                        Re: Help my daughter!

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        What if the religion taught them not to smoke pot?
                        Is it some messed up religion? Like Islam, Buddhism's...

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #27
                          Re: Help my daughter!

                          Originally posted by your mother View Post
                          Is it some messed up religion? Like Islam, Buddhism's...
                          No, Chrisitanity. We also think they should get their ass kicked if they smoke it. See, you're not much different then us as you think. You believe in beating kids too.

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                          • your mother
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 20

                            #28
                            Re: Help my daughter!

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            No, Chrisitanity. We also think they should get their ass kicked if they smoke it. See, you're not as different then us as you think. You believe in beating kids too.
                            Yeah, I'm pretty conservative, just have some not so radical views.


                            Now, on that one, I would say, great, your in Religion, thats good. Then beat them for smoking pot.

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #29
                              Re: Help my daughter!

                              Originally posted by your mother View Post
                              Now, on that one, I would say, great, your in Religion, thats good. Then beat them for smoking pot.
                              Awesome. Now what about little kids displaying signs of homosexual behaviour? Do you wanna come slap some around with us?

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                              • your mother
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 20

                                #30
                                Re: Help my daughter!

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                Awesome. Now what about little kids displaying signs of homosexual behaviour? Do you wanna come slap some around with us?
                                Yes, I hate queers....

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