[awesomeness]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

what better is there, than to drink urself unconcius and have a great time?

If you by "having a great time" refer to getting drunk in cheap danish beer, which basically taste like shit, end up with an alcohol poisoning, and then being transported to a local danish hospital to have your stomach pumped out while being unconscious, then I'm pretty certain that i can count at least the first 1 million things that i would rather spend my time on.

No but if you can't point it out, how on earth are you planning on proving to me, that it's allowed to rape people in denmark?

He does not need to prove anything, because unlike you, he actually knows how to use a search function on a website. On the other hand, i do not blame you. Being drunk in cheap, danish beer while having to use your brain at the same time must be a horribly difficult thing for you to do. A very typical Denmarkish behaviour.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=528824

Oh, and yet again ur link doesn't work tihi.....

The link works just fine. I just double-checked it, works flawlessly. However, i assume that being drunk in cheap, danish beer may actually mess a bit with your vision as well, as you seem to have a hard time separating my correctly working links from your own imaginary ones.

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Do I look like a Dutch lawyer to you?

No but if you can't point it out, how on earth are you planning on proving to me, that it's allowed to rape people in denmark?

or perhaps you aren't planning on doing so?

Communist repoblic of Denmarkistan, ok

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Well if you are sure, you should be able to point it out for me, should you not?

Do I look like a Dutch lawyer to you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Sounds as a thrilling story but what's a Denmarkian?

It's the same as a Denmarkistani: a person from the Communist Republic of Denmarkistan.

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Oh, I'm sure there's some law on the books. But it's unenforced, like a law in the US that says you have to pull over your automobile and disassemble it when a horse passes you.

Well if you are sure, you should be able to point it out for me, should you not?

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

At least we won't end up in a hospital all drunk, because unlike you, we got better things to do than getting drunk in cheap, nasty danish beer to a point where your throat explodes with vomit, stupid Denmarkian.

And as i read it, you will not necessarily be taken care of in the danish hospitals. The danish healthcare, is not only ranked low, but the danish hospitals are also amongst the most dirty hospitals there is.
www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Indland/2008/11/25/133325.htm
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You will most likely end up getting even more sick than you were in the first place to begin with. Enjoy your Elephant-Beers while they last, in 60 years i will be able to tell my grandchildren a story about the Drunk-Denmarkian named HellyH, who gave her life away for a cheap, quick thrill of nasty danish beer and then ended up in a dirty danish hospital. Amen.

Well if you don't have time for that, then I pity your life what better is there, than to drink urself unconcius and have a great time?

Oh, and yet again ur link doesn't work tihi.....

I must admid, I'm no fan of Elephant beer, just a simple slots classic is good enought for me .

Sounds as a thrilling story but what's a Denmarkian?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Can you point out where in the danish law it says, that you are allowed to rape children?

Oh, I'm sure there's some law on the books. But it's unenforced, like a law in the US that says you have to pull over your automobile and disassemble it when a horse passes you.

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

That's because in Denmarkistan pedophiles are allowed to rape kids in plain view. They don't have to kidnap them.

Can you point out where in the danish law it says, that you are allowed to rape children?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

What are you guys talking about? I live in Denmark and there are very faithful christians here! Funny, how many kids DONT get kidnapped in denmark compared to the USA...

That's because in Denmarkistan pedophiles are allowed to rape kids in plain view. They don't have to kidnap them.

[denmark98]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

What are you guys talking about? I live in Denmark and there are very faithful christians here! Funny, how many kids DONT get kidnapped in denmark compared to the USA...

[awesomeness]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Well atleast I'll be taken care of for free when I get drunk and end up in a hospital

At least we won't end up in a hospital all drunk, because unlike you, we got better things to do than getting drunk in cheap, nasty danish beer to a point where your throat explodes with vomit, stupid Denmarkian.

And as i read it, you will not necessarily be taken care of in the danish hospitals. The danish healthcare, is not only ranked low, but the danish hospitals are also amongst the most dirty hospitals there is.

http://www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Indland/2008/11/25/133325.htm

You will most likely end up getting even more sick than you were in the first place to begin with. Enjoy your Elephant-Beers while they last, in 60 years i will be able to tell my grandchildren a story about the Drunk-Denmarkian named HellyH, who gave her life away for a cheap, quick thrill of nasty danish beer and then ended up in a dirty danish hospital. Amen.

[HellyH]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Was it a mere typographical error?




Would Greenpeace be upset?

As you all know Iceland is a small dot of land in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, that is owned by Denmark.
It is a fact that Iceland hunts and kills thousands of whales each year
Iceland's whale-hunting increase sparks outcry among ...


Has Greenpeace stopped this act?

Now how can we say with certainty that the Denmarkiens do not hunt bears and put them into blenders and liquefy the poor bears?

YIC James Dewitt

Yes it was

[HellyH]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Each and every single link is relevant to each claim that has been made, and backed up by statistics and facts.



Your danish "deny reality and cover it up with a lie"-mentality does not work here, Denmarkian.

Taken directly from the statistic.

According to the yearly UN narcotics report, Denmark has the dubious honour of being among the European countries with the highest level of cocaine abuse in the population, writes daily newspaper Berlingske Tidende.




The second link is not taken from a single episode. There have been several similar episodes of the same issues in Denmark. People are being rejected and mistreated by your so called "Great Society". It happens regularly.



Now that is truly a lie, Denmarkian. The website "Workindenmark" is a tourist attraction to help seek international workers to Denmark, and the lies about Denmark being a "welfare" country is written by Denmarkians.

http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html

As you can clearly see, Denmark comes down on spot 34 and is ranked quite low when it comes to healthcare. But that may be too difficult for your delusional danish brain to understand.



I bow to your superior experience of getting drunk in cheap, danish beer while ending up in a local hospital with alcohol poisoning or, in worst case scenario, death.

http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2010...alcohol-abuse/

Apart from that, we do not drink bears here in the states, as they are an endangered animal species. We drink beer. You should try that too someday, I reckon greenpeace will be rather pissed if they found out that the Denmarkians ran around and drank bears.

Well atleast I'll be taken care of for free if I get drunk and end up in a hospital

Oh what a beggie, a spelling mistake

Well if workindenmark is not a trustworthy website, I guess of course a website full of porn commercials isn't either?

I would however also like to point out, that even though our healthcare presumably should be increadibly poor, The US is ranked even lower

[Herbert Marning]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Oh, that's not true! Bears make great rugs. And elephants make great scrimshaw.


Practically Yours,

Handmaiden

Very true, but those uses are not made impossible, by using the rest of the animal in the production of beer.

[handmaiden]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Who cares if Carlsberg is using Bears or Elephants to make beer?, it is about the only rational use for those animals anyway.

Oh, that's not true! Bears make great rugs. And elephants make great scrimshaw.


Practically Yours,

Handmaiden