[awesomeness]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

This thread is the babbling baby brother to the "8 Reasons Why God Hates Denmark" thread, started by True Christian, Cranky Old Man.



Pointedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Though i bow to Brother Cranky Old Man's wisdom and his excellent, unmatched expertise in correctly pointing out the correct flags for each European nation, i withhold that this thread contains information that even he were unaware of.

Yours truly,
Brother Awesomeness.

[handmaiden]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

I beg to differ. This thread is very educating, as it learns us a lot of true facts about Denmarkistan and the Denmarkian people.

This thread is the babbling baby brother to the "8 Reasons Why God Hates Denmark" thread, started by True Christian, Cranky Old Man.



Pointedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[awesomeness]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Chapter 3

Are the danish people retarded?

http://www.berlingske.dk/danmark/pro...arderede-boern

According to Denmarkian statistics, each year, more and more retarded kids are born in Denmarkistan. The links above claims, that an increase of 50% of retarded kids has found place in Denmarkistan. Does this explain the behaviour of the Denmarkish people? Stay tuned and we will find the answer.

Taken directly from the article linked to above.

For tidlige fødsler i Danmark, indavl og kemiske stoffer kan ifølge professor være nogle af årsagerne til, at der tilsyneladende bliver født flere og flere børn med hjerneskader i Danmark. Børn, der er så mentalt retardererde, at de har svært ved at begå sig fagligt eller socialt.

Preterm birth in Denmarkistan, inbreeding and chemical waste are some of the reasons as for why there is an increasing amount on retarded kids in Denmarkistan. Kids, so mentally retarded, that they are struggling with their disability to behave normally.

This may explain the reason as for why some of the people in Denmarkistan behaves in an odd, strange and unexplained way.

Does god hate Denmark? Did god punish the Denmarkians by making them mentally disabled? Are the Denmarkians inbreed hillbillys who does not know how to behave?

Yours truly,
Brother Awesomeness.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

@ gurker

Are you retarded? I already admitted that it was a law on the books. I just said it wasn't enforced. If you bring a rape to court in Denmarkistan, the liberal Denmarkistani judges will laugh you out of the courtroom, and probably rape the poor woman or child themselves! Have you ever tried to press rape charges in a Denmarkistani court before? If you had, you would know.

[awesomeness]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

§ 217. Den, som skaffer sig samleje ved anden ulovlig tvang, jf. § 260, end vold eller trussel om vold, straffes med fængsel indtil 4 år.


"The person who obtains intercourse through other illigal force, (§ 260 Which is about the robbing of another persons freedom) than violance or threats of violance, is punished by up to four (4) years of prison.

So this means in fact, if anyone in Denmark should commit rape, that person can go free after 4 years and do the same thing over again. What a primitive hillbilly society you have there in Denmarkistan.

[awesomeness]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Why This Thread Sucks:



It's not about God, the Bible or any form of communication that could possibly lead to anyone, anywhere, actually learning something-- about anything.




Irritatedly Yours,

Handmaiden

I beg to differ. This thread is very educating, as it learns us a lot of true facts about Denmarkistan and the Denmarkian people.

[handmaiden]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Why This Thread Sucks:



It's not about God, the Bible or any form of communication that could possibly lead to anyone, anywhere, actually learning something-- about anything.




Irritatedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Lisa H]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

§ 217. Den, som skaffer sig samleje ved anden ulovlig tvang, jf. § 260, end vold eller trussel om vold, straffes med fængsel indtil 4 år.


"The person who obtains intercourse through other illigal force, (§ 260 Which is about the robbing of another persons freedom) than violance or threats of violance, is punished by up to four (4) years of prison.

So using force is either legal or illegal.

So you can legally rape someone by using force which has not been deemed illegal

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

So rape is permitted as long as there is no violence.

§ 217. Den, som skaffer sig samleje ved anden ulovlig tvang, jf. § 260, end vold eller trussel om vold, straffes med fængsel indtil 4 år.


"The person who obtains intercourse through other illigal force, (§ 260 Which is about the robbing of another persons freedom) than violance or threats of violance, is punished by up to four (4) years of prison.

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Why should I or anyone else care what some unsaved, Denmark-loving trash thinks?

If you love Denmark so much why don't you move there and worship Satan with them at one of their many national Satanic churches? If you're going to go to Hell anyway, you might as well go all out.

Oh I'm all out baby

[Lisa H]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

I am not making random comments, I am askink questions, although they are rhetoric

§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.
Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder


Any person who enforces sexual intercourse by violence or under threat of violence, shall be guilty of rape and liable to imprisonment for any term not exceeding eight (8) years. The placing of a person in such a position that that person is unable to resist the act shall be equivalent to violence.
If the rape has been of a particularly dangerous nature, or in particularly aggravating circumstances, the penalty may be increased to imprisonment for any term not exceeding twelve(12) years

Well it's in the danish penal code You can go ahead and check it.

So rape is permitted as long as there is no violence.

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

Why don't you prove that it is not allowed instead of making random comments.

I am not making random comments, I am askink questions, although they are rhetoric

§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.
Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder


Any person who enforces sexual intercourse by violence or under threat of violence, shall be guilty of rape and liable to imprisonment for any term not exceeding eight (8) years. The placing of a person in such a position that that person is unable to resist the act shall be equivalent to violence.
If the rape has been of a particularly dangerous nature, or in particularly aggravating circumstances, the penalty may be increased to imprisonment for any term not exceeding twelve(12) years

Well it's in the danish penal code You can go ahead and check it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

No but if you can't point it out, how on earth are you planning on proving to me, that it's allowed to rape people in denmark?

or perhaps you aren't planning on doing so?

Communist repoblic of Denmarkistan, ok

Why should I or anyone else care what some unsaved, Denmark-loving trash thinks?

If you love Denmark so much why don't you move there and worship Satan with them at one of their many national Satanic churches? If you're going to go to Hell anyway, you might as well go all out.

[gurker]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

If you by "having a great time" refer to getting drunk in cheap danish beer, which basically taste like shit, end up with an alcohol poisoning, and then being transported to a local danish hospital to have your stomach pumped out while being unconscious, then I'm pretty certain that i can count at least the first 1 million things that i would rather spend my time on.

Yea, well I'm sure ur version of having fun, is watching FOX news and listen to the biased crap the host lets out, and then cursing "Them Damn hippies" for distroying ur country in the 60's while drinking your "apperently way better" American beer, which, truth be told, I've never tasted, but if you can assume danish beer to be shit, I guess I can assume the american ones to be too?

[Lisa H]

Re: Why Denmark Sucks

No but if you can't point it out, how on earth are you planning on proving to me, that it's allowed to rape people in denmark?

or perhaps you aren't planning on doing so?

Communist repoblic of Denmarkistan, ok

Why don't you prove that it is not allowed instead of making random comments.