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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

    Leave aside the bald fact that THESE PEOPLE are Lutherins and thus hellbound from the start. Now they have enraged Christ by getting it all backwards and giving away His money. Apparently they haven't learned yet that Chick Tracts cost money.

    Reversing the distribution plate
    Arvada church gives each congregant $25 to be spent, in turn, on others

    God works in mysterious ways — and so can the Rev. Gary Witkop.

    When the pastor of Community in Christ Lutheran Brethren Church in Arvada said he was passing around the collection plate for a second time one recent Sunday, the congregation dutifully reached for wallets and purses to give a little more.

    Instead, Witkop told every one of the 60 men, women and children in the congregation to take $25 from the plate.

    And so, on Nov. 11 every congregant received a "reverse offering."

    There was one catch.

    Witkop told his flock to use the cash — $1,500 in all — to show God's love to someone else.

    They could treat a friend to dinner or engage in some other form of fellowship.

    Jennifer Loucks holds her adopted son Remmi, who has autism, in their Arvada home. Her family recently received money from friends Eddie and Kathy Culpepper as part of a "reverse offering" distributed by their church. (Special to The Post / Nathan W. Armes)for anything, as long as it was for somebody else.
    "I was floored," said Eddie Culpepper, a 46-year-old Arvada mechanic. "I never expected to see that in church. Now it's time for me to reach out."

    That was the message.

    "That is what Jesus is calling us to do, to love people in ways that are practical," Witkop said in his sermon. "Love needs to be shown one individual to another, one person to another. Love needs to wear skin and bones."

    Witkop, who has been pastor at the church for 12 years, had been mulling over the idea of a reverse offering for weeks.

    He finally sorted it out alongside a mountain campfire during a hunting trip with his two sons.

    "Out there in God's creation, I was able to be still and listen to the Lord about this message, one that I have been stirring and fretting over for weeks," he later told congregants.

    First, Witkop had to persuade four church elders.

    "We as a church must connect with the community around us or we are only an empty vessel or a clanging gong," Witkop reasoned.

    Elder Wyatt Pinne said he had his doubts at first.

    "We're a small church," Pinne said. "God's really blessed us with the finances to get things done,

    Kathy and Eddie Culpepper, left, watch the reaction of their friends Brett and Jennifer Loucks after the Louckses received money from the Culpeppers as part of a "reverse offering." The Culpeppers are members of Arvada's Community in Christ Lutheran Brethren Church, which gave each of its congregants $25 to pass along to someone else. In the foreground are the couples' children Caleb Culpepper, left, and Remmi Loucks. (Special to The Post / Nathan W. Armes)but we run a really tight budget."
    Witkop wanted to take the $1,500 earmarked for overseas missions and spend it closer to home.

    "I felt it was worth a try," Pinne said.

    It was definitely worth it when he passed around the collection plate.

    "I was laughing because people were automatically reaching for their billfolds," Pinne said.

    "We were taken aback," said Kathy Cook, a 55-year- old nurse and church member. "I've thought about it ever since, and I ask myself, 'Why do I need a reminder to do something for someone.' "

    With her $25, Cook bought a book, hopefully inspirational, for a friend who loves to read, a friend whose son is struggling with substance abuse.

    Eddie and Kathy Culpepper thought long and hard about what to do with their offering. They know so many who could use it.

    After more than a week of thought, the Culpeppers selected friends of theirs, the Louckses, whom they greatly admire and who, like most people, could use a little extra cash, especially for their adopted son Remmi, who has autism.
    Like that little retarded needs money. He probably ate it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Dec 2006
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    #2
    Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

    Well, they were stupid enough to become Lutherans in the first place. Once they make that ridiculous choice, nothing else should come as a surprise.
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    • Talitha
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      • Jun 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

      If all they could manage was a measly $1500 in the collection tray then it just shows the kinds of low life Bums that infest the Loonyinferion Churches.
      Praise Jesus I live within a wealthy True Christian(tm) area where all the money goes straight to Jesus!! $$$$

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      • Just Some Angry Guy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2007
        • 25

        #4
        Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        If all they could manage was a measly $1500 in the collection tray then it just shows the kinds of low life Bums that infest the Loonyinferion Churches.
        Praise Jesus I live within a wealthy True Christian™ area where all the money goes straight to Jesus!! $$$$
        Amen sister, Amen. All of my money, is spent on my family, and Jesus, a donate all the time to my church.

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        • Brother Temperance
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          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Leave aside the bald fact that THESE PEOPLE are Lutherins and thus hellbound from the start. Now they have enraged Christ by getting it all backwards and giving away His money. Apparently they haven't learned yet that Chick Tracts cost money.

          Like that little retarded needs money. He probably ate it.
          Great. So they've transferred $1,500 from the Church collection plates into the pockets of various assorted pimps and whores. Jesus must be so pleased.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

            I guess God was just kidding when He inspired the prophet Malachi to write about tithing. I guess parsonages, pastors' expenses, and church budgets all fund themselves.

            It never ceases to amaze me how often false Christians stand Scripture on its head.
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            • MusicInHerHeart
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Dec 2007
              • 20

              #7
              Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

              While I do agree that this is an odd event, I agree with it.

              In general, the American church has forgotten how to show Christ's love to the people around them. If the pastor had been, shall we say, given permission by God to do this, then why not? I see it as a way to give his congregation a reminder to show Christ's love at all times, to all men.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #8
                Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

                What exactly are Lutherans anyway, some type of hippie? I didn't know hippies went to church. Next thing you know, they'll be voting too. Then we'll all be in trouble.
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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

                  Originally posted by MusicInHerHeart View Post
                  While I do agree that this is an odd event, I agree with it.

                  In general, the American church has forgotten how to show Christ's love to the people around them. If the pastor had been, shall we say, given permission by God to do this, then why not? I see it as a way to give his congregation a reminder to show Christ's love at all times, to all men.
                  And? Where was he given permission by God? God seems to be keeping pretty quiet about it.
                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  What exactly are Lutherans anyway, some type of hippie?
                  They're atheists.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • bastard
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    And? Where was he given permission by God? God seems to be keeping pretty quiet about it.


                    They're atheists.

                    How do you know whether or not the Almighty did not speak to the leader of that church and place into his heart the idea to help his community by doing as he did? Do you control who God communes with? NO, you do not.
                    So pipe down. Think before you post.

                    Lutherans are NOT atheist. They do believe in God (at least their version of it). An atheist does not believe in ANY form of a higher power. After visiting this site it almost makes sense to be an "atheist" as you do not seem able to follow the most simple of request that Jesus asked of us. "Treat others as you disire to be treated. (paraphrased)"

                    Please just go ahead and ban me it would be a blessing compared to becoming like you bunch of lunitics.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: False Christian Church Gives Away Jesus' Money

                      Originally posted by bastard View Post
                      How do you know whether or not the Almighty did not speak to the leader of that church and place into his heart the idea to help his community by doing as he did? Do you control who God communes with? NO, you do not.
                      So pipe down. Think before you post.
                      Friend, do you really believe that a Loving, Caring God would allow us to slander an innocent servant of Him like that? I hope not.
                      Lutherans are NOT atheist. They do believe in God (at least their version of it). An atheist does not believe in ANY form of a higher power.
                      Did you even click on that link I posted? Here it is again.
                      Lutherans Make Room for Atheist Minister


                      Rev. Who Denied God Exists Back in Pulpit

                      TAARBAEK, Denmark - A Danish Lutheran minister who publicly denied the existence of God said Sunday he was glad to be back in the pulpit, but refused to speak about the case that led to his brief suspension last year.
                      Is that atheist enough for you, you atheist?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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