Pray for Mojo

[Jebusfreak]

Hi,am new here..and I dont mean any disrespect too anyone[God says its a no-no..ya know,love thy neighbour and so on] but if you could pray for me too land a job that pays between 60.000 to 80.000 CDN a year,with a company car and pretty secretary....would be much appriciated come donation time

Yours in Jebus,Jebusfreak

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pray for Mojo

First off, you're not our neighbor, so we're not commanded to love you in the least.
Second, You are unsaved and a mocker of God - So why should we pray for your material gain?

If you really want to land a good job, then you can start by quitting your robbery of God:
Tithe ATLEAST 10% of everything you make, plus what you've failed to give God in the past, and interest upon that. (The PayPal button awaits your touch.)
Then repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour!


PS. It's spelled JESUS, fool.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Pray for Mojo

Hi,am new here..and I dont mean any disrespect too anyone[God says its a no-no..ya know,love thy neighbour and so on] but if you could pray for me too land a job that pays between 60.000 to 80.000 CDN a year,with a company car and pretty secretary....would be much appriciated come donation time

Yours in Jebus,Jebusfreak

Are y'all mocking the name of our glorious savior? It ain't proper to take the name of the Lord in vain. Your username is blasphemous.

If y'all want assistance from the Lord, why don't you show your love to him by tithing?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Pray for Mojo

if you could pray for me too land a job that pays between 60.000 to 80.000 CDN a year,

CANADIAN dollars?

Okay, I'll pray that a McDonald's opens next-door to your igloo.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Mojo

What on earth is a "mojo"?

[Brother Seb]

Re: Pray for Mojo

Brothers, in my evil past, before I was put onto the true path, I used to watch a show created by Satan worshipping liberals demoncrats called the Simpsons. "Jebus" and "Pray for mojo" are references from this Devil worshipping show. This unsaved canuck trash is here to mock the Lord.

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Mojo

Mojo has nothing but sexual connotations. it's more suited to Devil-Worshipping Rock Stars than here in a True Christian(tm) Forum.

"Got my mojo working, but it just won't work on you
Got my mojo working, but it just won't work on you
I wanna love you so bad till I don't know what to do

I'm going down to Louisiana to get me a mojo hand
I'm going down to Louisiana to get me a mojo hand
I'm gonna have all you women right here at my command"

SEE?
Not only that but it was sung by a Pie-stealing nigra! Obviously planning to go out and rape White American Christian Women. And steal Pies.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Pray for Mojo

CANADIAN dollars?

Okay, I'll pray that a McDonald's opens next-door to your igloo.

Welll...Our money is worth more than yours now.

Between 60-80$ a YEAR? jeez...what do you plan on working for, 10cents an hour? Or do you mean 60,000, not 60.000.

[Brother V]

Re: Pray for Mojo

PS. It's spelled JESUS, fool.

Maybe he's from Jerusalem. Which used to be called Jebus.

Judges 19:10 But the man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.

With that whole "mideast peace conference" thingy going on now, he very well could be a Jebus freak. Although, most of the time they were called Jebusites.

YIC
V

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray for Mojo

I was too young to watch the shows and they are not True Christian™ recommended veiwing, however, I was thinking that mojo had something to do with those old Nigra shows like Sandford & Sons, The Jeffersons and that Dynomite nigra?